D.J. OVER RADIO: what's up? This is
94.7, broadcasting on New Year's Eve.
Why don't y'all scribble down those
New Year's resolutions and dial meup.
Tell us those lies you're telling yourself,promises you know youwon't keep.
Trey: I don't believe in New Year'sresolutions. They're stupid.
I Promise I will not spend....
Chris: No matter what jurnee says...
...this year,I'm starting my catering business.
Trai: If I do let gabby come back,
I'll whip something on her so tough....
Tyrese: I'm gonna lose 10 pounds
and eat right. Fifteen pounds.
Okay, 35. I mean it. Thirty-five pounds.
DJ: Do you know
where you wanna be tonight?
And where do you wanna be next year?Think about it. Because we're gettingclose to that final hour.
So if you haven't finished
those resolutions...you'd better jump itbefore it's too late. I've made mine.How about you? This is brand-new from daley, "remember me."94.7 the wave. check it out.
Trey: The deal is,
the men in Denver are dead.
No wonder I'm changing towns again.
It's gotta be better in Phoenix.
Chris:I gotta pick up the babysitter...pick up my wife's gown,
stop and get man tux. Ohhh I'd clone myself,but I wouldn't have time for the surgery.
Trai: I don't know why I always pick
the wrong women to fall in love with.
My weakness is pretty girls with god given bodies.
Tyrese: I don't know why romeo has to spend New Year's Eve with his homeys.He sees them every day.
Plus, there are gonna be all these drunk fools in the streets He'd have more fun at home with me,watching videos.
D.J.: Just want you to know
that if you're searching...
...somewhere, there's a love for you.
Trey
Trey:Here it is New Year's...
...and I'm geeked up for a blind date
that's not even all that.
Just some party this girl's voice
invited my answering machine to...
...when got worn out
playing phone tag.
A long time ago, I asked God
to send me a decent woman.
I got Rita, Cindy,
Diana and jenny.
God's got some serious explaining to do.So my prayers got more detailed.
Like, how about some compassion?
could he have a sense of purpose?
A sense of integrity?
could she listen?
The truth is, most women are deaf.
They prefer to guess what you need,
but they don't guess worth shit.
They lie without a conscience.
what they're best at is convincing us
we should feel desperate.
Thank God I don't fall for that shit.
(Checks his suit) you look good trey so good
[PHONE RINGING]
Oh, I know that's gotta be Mama.
She's the onIy one
that knows I'm staying in a hotel.
I Iove you, Ma, but tonight....
I'll call you in the morning, Ma (walks to door)
Chris
I do not feel like going
to another one of these boring affairs.
Jurnee:chris?
Chris:Yes?
Jurnee:Would you be terribly disappointed if we didn't go to the party tonight?
Chris:(chukles)crushed.why?
Jurnee:I guess there's no appropriate timeto tell you this, but...I'm going to the party,just not with you. He--
Chris:He?
Jurnee:Yes ... he doesn't wanna be alone tonight,and I was thinking, "Why should he be?"
Chris: It's that manwho keeps your books, isn't it?And you picked tonight
to flaunt him...in front of all your business partners and your friends.What are they supposed to think, jurnee?
Jurnee: The truth.Finally, the truth.
I'm leaving you for him. Don't worry...you can have the house,and you know I'll take care of my kids--
Chris:You wait a minute.
I give you 11 fucking years of my life and you're Ieaving me for a white man?
Jurnee:Would it be better if he were black?
Chris:No, it'd be better if you were black!
JunreeThank you, chris...for making this easier for me.I'll be back next week for my things
Why would she hurt me like this what did i do for her to leave me especially for a white man?
Trai
D.J.: Allright, time to get
your groove on. All night long.
Trai: I don't believe
I'm spending New year's Eve by myself.This is definitely a first.
Finally gave up on gabby.
A lying, sneaky, whorish Pisces!
Dog:[WHIMPERS]
Trai:Gabriel was so fine.
Probably...every man in America
wanted to be with her...but you know what, Achey?Oh, I knew she was mine...till....Till I found those boxers that wasn't my size in her purse.
Tyrese
D.J.:Phone's ringing off the hook tonight...from women wondering
where all the real men are.So for you fellas out thererunning the streets...looking for love
in all the wrong places...there's something you should know.Love might be waitingright there at home.
Romeo:Ty, I wish you were going out tonight.
Tyrese:I'm just fine, thank you.
(Romeo shows off shoes)
Tyrese:you coming in at a decent hour tonight.
Romeo:Ty It's New year's Eve.
Things don't jump off till midnight.
Tyrese:you should praise God I'm letting you out at all, the grades you get.you best get busy. You're gonna be using Morse code to contact those girlfriends of yours
Romeo:I'm doing the best I can,
so just ground me.
Tyrese:(fixes romeos suit) My ex wife coming on Tuesday.
Romeo:And?I see the bitch every two years.
Tyrese:wacth your mouth!
U think my suppoused I'm supposed to get excited?You get excited.
Tyrese:What is that supposed to mean?
Romeo:Where'd she sleepthe last time she was here?
Tyrse:(gasp and turns around)
Romeo:Damn I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ty, I'm sorry. Ty, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Tyrese:That's none of your business.
Romeo:I'm sorry.