I can not even begin to tell too how much they tricked me
Have kids they said it'll be fun they said
The only thing that gets me through the wars of parenthood is when I scale the realms of reality and step into the pretend this is what I like to think of a type of survival method that parents have passed down to their children mother to mother mother to mother for generations since the dawn of time and the death of the dinosaurs even Mummy dinosaurs probably had the same approach with the baby dinosaurs. It really makes you pause for a second and think they fxxxing lied to me kids equals pain. Don't get me wrong I love my kids they drive me bat shit crazy but I would not change them for the world. But all these people that tell you how wonderful parenthood is forget to mention the grey areas. I have often been accused of being to full or witt and sarcasm that is good for one soul, however my argument is simple sarcasm gets you through the dark times, it gets you through the arguments, through all the parent teacher meetings and phone calls .
In this book I will be sharing my survival stories forget getting lost in the wilderness or tracking to the tip of a dangerous mountain peak it will be tails of surviving holidays with your family and kids. It will be also telling you if when things are wrong when you go shopping or have family days out, it will also tell you how you get for Christmas and New Year and all the other eventful times of year when you just wish Family would go away, and you could have some peaceful time to yourself.
This book is wrote in humour some of the events may be real and the real people in the stories have been replaced with different names in different places just to make it so it doesn't seem so real after all
I hope you enjoy reading and enjoy the journey with me into what I like to call my personal hell, oh sorry my family time .