5:15 pm hey kitten (;
5:17 pm why the winky?
5:17 pm can you do something for me
5:18 pm uh it depends
5:19 pm can you send me nudes kitten?
5:21 pm excuse me?
5:21 pm nudes kitten pls
5:21 pm just ndooddi
5:21 pm sjjs
5:22 pm what the hell Michael? are you drunk or something? Oh my god. If you're on drugs right now I swear to god I'm done with you
5:25 pm no eva!
5:25 pm eva I swear on my life that wasn't me
5:26 pm my friend Calum from my old school is over and he had my phone while I was getting us some drinks
5:26 pm eva please I'm so sorry. I'm about to go off on his ass. just reply to me please.
5:27 pm eva you're scaring me
5:29 pm why did he call me kitten?
5:30 pm it's your contact name on my phone
5:31 pm are you mad at me eva? I swear it won't happen again
5:37 pm I'm not mad at you Michael
5:38 pm do you promise? wait can you call right now? He wants to apologize he feels really bad about it
5:52 pm so we're good right? you're still letting me take you out on a date, right?
5:54 pm I never said I wasn't going on that date mikey
5:56 pm Im just scared that you're pissed at me
5:57 pm Michael Clifford I am 100% not pissed at you
5:59 pm okay good. id kill him if the date was off because of him
6:02 pm you could kill him anyways
6:03 pm I could
I'm laughing guys I hope you thought it was Michael.