A/N Alright so I know this may seem a little over done with the "I got married and I didn't mean it" and "relationship with the teacher" thing but hopefull it won't be. IF your on the fence, then keep this in mind, if you are ever looking to read about, half naked pranks, virigin manwhores, in the dark after hours at school dancing, awkward confrentations, living with attractive people, semi lesbian relationships, fake hookers, jail at night, sneaking out, pretending to be drunk, sung conversations, and overall rediculouseness and weird comments then this is probably the place to read it. Just saying.
~Lopez (Thats what you will know her as so far)~
"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy, grab my glasses I'm out the door I gonna hit the city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin back." Lilahs ringtone blasted from my phone and groaned. I pulled it out from under my pillow which made it louder. Someone groaned beside me. I turned it off quickly and sat up.
"Wake up lazy arse." I said and slkapped the person next to me, he sat up too and I pushed him back down because his sitting up made it so you could see my boobs. "Who are you?" I questioned.
"I was about to ask you the same thing!" He said and rubbed his eyes.
"Well you can call me Lopez." I sighed. "Now who are you?"
"I can call you? What is your name?" He said confused.
"My last name. People call me it. Now who the hell are you?" I said exsaperated.
"Do you want my first name or last name?" He questioned.
"I don't freaking care idiot! I just need someting, you can tell me to call you pink pufferfish for all I care." This guy was on my nerves, or maybe my hangover was. Whatever.
"Sorry." He said looking down. Well now I feel bad. "You can call me Pax."
"Pax. First last or made up?" I asked. THat was a cute name.
"First, well its actually Paxton, but ya." He said and sat up, but I pushed him back down again. He sighed.
"Why do you keep shoving me?" He quesstioned, he looked kinda funny just laying there.
"You move nthe blankets so you can see my boobs when you sit up." I explained and shrugged.
"Ah." He closed his eyes really tight then opened them again. "Do you have a really bad hangover too or is that just me?"
"Me too." I laughed and ran my handf through my hair. It kinda got stuck and snagged a little bit pulling it. I looked dow and my eyes went crazy big. There was a ring on my finger. I wiggled my butt, yup, that was naked.
"Pax?" I questioned.
"Mhm?"
"Are you wearing any pants?" I asked.
"I don't know." He said looking nervous.
"Well find out!" I said exasperated and flopped back down. This was not good. He tried to lift the blanket but I stopped him.
"What the hell are you doing?" I questioned.
"Checking to see if I'm-" I cut him off again.
"You can't look down there! I'm naked and I don't want you to see that. Just wiggle your butt" He did "Well?" I asked.
"I can't tell." He sighed. " Sheets feel like my underware." I rolled my eyes.
"Well reach down and find out." I said annoyed. His eyes got big.
"I would prefer not to reach-" Damn I really need to stopp cutting people off.
"Whatever." I said and reached uder the blankets.
"What are you?" He said and sat up.
"Don't worry." I sighed and ran my hand from the side of his stomach to his mid thigh. "You are not weariong underware."
"You just stroked my hip!" He said looking at me like I was crazy. I then burst out laughing and her did too. I once again ran my hand through my head and got the ring stuck. Fuck.
"Gimme your hand." I ordered. He looked puzzeled but hesitated so I leaned over him and grabbed his left hand. As soon as I took it I felt the ring and dropped it.
"What?" He questioened at my concern.
"Paxton? Are you married?" I questioned.
"No." He said then looked at his hands. His eyes got as big as my mums good china. "Shit."
"Ya." I said and sghed.
"Well this is not excactlly what I thought I would be doing this weekend. " He sighed.
"Me niether." I said and looked around for the first time. We were in a nice hotel room, it was not my room though. Oh well.I saw my undies over across him so leaned over to grab them.
"What are you?" He asked as I reached.
"Grabbing my undies." I said but stopped. OI flopped down. "I can't reach 'em. Pass 'em to me?" I questioned.
"Sure." He said and I sat up. He laqughed as he passed them to me.
"What?" I asked as I slipped them on under the blankets.
"They are just very blue." They were eletic blue. I loved them. I had three pairs.
"Whatever." I laughed and threw his boxers that were laying next to me at him.
"Mhhh Thanks." He laughed at put them on then a thought popped into my head.
"How big is your dick?" I questionedstanding up and taking the sheet with me.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. Is it little?" I asked walking towards the bathroom door where my bra was.
"Not particularly." He said confused. "Why?"
"Well that means wee probably did not have sex last night I said turning away from him as his eyes got big to put on my bra.
"Oh." He said quietly.
"What?" I asked confused.
"Nothin'. Thats good though. I mean, I think." He looked a little lost in his brain.
"I think so. Not that you aren't good looking its just better that way." I opened his suitcase and stole one of his shirts. I pulled back on my skinny jeans and grabbed my heels. "K'I have your number so we can figure this whole thing out?" I questioned.
"Sh-sure." He said and grabbed his phone, he had pants on now. No shirrt though and his abs were pretty epic. He gave me his and I texted him. Hey dudesky its thi Missus. Just checkin' in, hows life? Anythoing cool happen in Vegas? He laughed and texted back Nothing worth talkin' about. I was about to text back when my phone rang again. Lilah again.
"I should go before Li has a panic attack." I said and turned to the door. "Wait? Where am I?" I questioned realising I had no idea. Turns out we were in the same hotel. I was twelve floors up. I left and ,made my way to the elevator with all the other girls who didn't kow they got there. They wer'nt married though.
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