I was sitting on my bed staring at my wall like I always do. My mind was wandering to different places and it settled on the beautiful species of insect known as 'silverfish'. I felt my stomach tingle with excitement. Opening my closet, I threw out everything I own and searched the floors for a beautiful silverfish bug.
Perfect! One scurried across my floor and I picked it up and pinched it tightly causing its guts to splatter down my thumb. That sickening crunch.