Noob: Welp, I'm a loner today. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
America: Yay! We get free milkshakes!
Noob: But yeah, I'm here with the allies. And 'Murica! I never said they were free...
America: WHAT?!
Noob: Just kidding...maybe.
England: *Rolls eyes* Can we just get this over with? I have business to attend to.
China: Why did I even agree to this? It sounds gross...
Russia: I came because I heard that there would be vodka!
Noob: Russia, shh! I didn't bargain with anyone else and...
America: You're buying me burgers after this!
Noob: *Facepalm* No.
America: *Puppy dog face* Pweeeeeease?
Noob: Nein! Ze awesome me...Uhh, I only buy burgers for myself! Deal with it, bro!
Everyone else: .................
Neko: *Walks in with chips* Hey doods, I'm here...Um...
Noob: *Turns* Bro, cover for me!
Neko: What the hell did you do this time?
Noob: Wha-I didn't...Fuck it, never mind.
Neko: ...Ooookay? Oh, are you doing the milkshake thing? I call being in charge of the hat! *Grabs hat*
Noob: Ight, let's do this!
England: Wait, where's France?
France: Ohonhonhon! Hello, Angleterre.
England: *Pushes him away* Go away, frog.
Noob: Guys, shut it already. Now, who wants to go first?
Russia: I will! *Takes paper* Hotdogs, wasabi, relish, ice cream, and custard. *Raises eyebrow*
France: I suppose I could go next...Fish sticks, curry, mayonnaise, sunflower seeds, and pickles...That sounds horrible.
Noob: What, you think we care? This is going to be so much fun. I almost want to show emotion...almost.
Neko: *Rubbing hands together in an evil manner* France shall die...I mean what?
England: *Sighs* Let's just get this over with...*Raises brow* I got chicken, provolone cheese, beans, gum, and chap stick. Ugh! The last two aren't even food!
Noob: *Robot face* I honestly don't care. You eat it, or I'll lock you in the closet with France.
England: You wouldn't dare!
Noob: I would.
Neko: *Nods in agreement*
England: Ugh, fine.
Neko: America's next!
America: Of course! I am a hero after all! *Hero pose*
Neko: Yeah yeah, whatever. Just go already.
America: ...Cabbage, tofu, *shiver* carrots, peanut butter, and...and...ENGLAND'S SCONES!? Nononononononononononono NO!
Noob: *Deadpan* I told you he'd freak out.
Neko: *Laughs* I have no regrets.
Noob/Neko: *High five*
America: *Moping in corner, Tamaki style*
(A/N: That's right, I made that reference!)
China: Oh well. I guess I'll go, aru. *Picks paper* Wine, Vodka, Dragon fruit, Watermelon, and jam...Are you trying to get me drunk, aru?
Noob: Maaaaybe...I mean, no! Why would we do that? *Nervous laugh*
Neko: Whatever, just go make the stuff.
Noob: *Smoker voice* I got the money, you got the stuff?
Neko: *Face palm then points at door* Just...go.
Noob: Okay, okay, I'm going. *Leaves then comes back ten minutes* Okay, let's go! America-never mind. Um...
Neko: *Whispers in Noob's ear* Pick France.
Noob: Oh yeah! Good idea. Oh Fraaaance~
France: Hm? Oh...
~Yay! Reactions!~
France: *Grabs bottle of wine* I need to wash this horrible taste out of my mouth! *Begins to drink*
China: *Shrugs* Not that bad...but I feel slightly woozy, aru.
Noob: Eh, we'll deal with that later.
Neko: I'll get the aspirin.
Russia: ...Can I have another?
Noob: *Pushes Neko to Russia* You have fun with that friendo.
England: *Hesitantly raises glass, gulps* Uh...
Noob: *Rolls eyes* C'mon, you pansy.
England: Shut it, wanker! *Drinks slowly.* Ugh...*Almost pukes* Oi frog, give me some of that wine.
France: *Pours glass*
America: Great, he's gonna get drunk and come over to my house.
Neko: Not our problem.
Noob: Besides, you can just bang him or whatever until he falls asleep.
America: *Flushes* Wh-Wha?
Neko: Just shut up and drink the smoothie.
Noob: Ay, be nice.
America: ...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Ack! England why can't you cook?!
England: Bloody git! Don't be so rude.
Noob: *Crosses arms* It's true, you suck balls at cooking.
England: *Utter silence*
Noob: ...ANYWAYS! That wasn't so bad...right guys?
...No reply
Noob: *Backs away slowly* Um, never mind.
Neko: We should probably...run!
Noob: We out! *Runs with Neko*
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Noob: So I hope you guys enjoyed my weirdness that I call writing! I had fun doing this. So yup, hope you guys liked it! Bai.