ok two things:
1. im working on a NEW LARRY AU THAT IM REALLY EXCITED FOR AND ITS HUMOR AND DJSVJKS
2. i just felt like telling you guys that "Started With A Selfie" by seblarry is really good and i need seblarry to notice me ok he's my fave af
ANYWAYS ENJOY DA CHAPTER
and for all u spanish and swedish speakers out there... this chapter is 4 u
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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(fast forward: a week until Louis and Harry meet)
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harrystyles: knock knock
louist91: get away from my house
harrystyles: KNOCK KNOCK
louist91: NO ONE IS HOME
harrystyles: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
louist91: I WASNT EXPECTING COMPANY
harrystyles: ANSWER THE GOD DAMN DOOR
louist91: knock again and I'll answer it this time
harrystyles: knock knock
louist91: i only answer to the doorbell
harrystyles: FOR FUCKS SAKE
harrystyles: *RINGS DOORBELL REPEATEDLY*
louist91: i don't HEAR the doorbell
harrystyles: why are u like this
harrystyles: DING DONG
louist91: too bad the doorbell doesn't work :/
harrystyles: im so done with you
louist91: :)
louist91: who's there ?????
harrystyles: i already walked away from ur house
harrystyles: NO ONE IS THERE ANYMORE
louist91: this always happens
harrystyles: maybe u should just answer the door when someone knocks u dumb noodle
louist91: you're the dumb noodle
harrystyles: i hate u
louist91: I'm eating a mango ice cream i don't need u
harrystyles: im petting a cute kitty, i don't need U
louist91: i AM a cute kitty
harrystyles: ok but true though
louist91: PET MEEE
harrystyles: *pets you*
louist91: RUB MY BELLY
harrystyles: *rubs ur belly*
louist91: look into my eyes
harrystyles: *looks into your eyes*
louist91: jk *ATTACKS UR FACE*
harrystyles: WHAT NO
louist91: FEEL MY KITTY WRATH
louist91: WE MIGHT BE TINY, BUT WE ARE MIGHTY
harrystyles: did u just quote beverly hills chihuahuas im so done with u
louist91: I dunno bitch DID I
harrystyles: I'm kicking u out of my house kitty
louist91: NO MAS
harrystyles: STOP
harrystyles: UR NOT A CHIHUAHUA
louist91: I AM AT HEART
louist91: or should I say
louist91: yo soy a la chorizo
harrystyles: CHORIZO IMVDTKF
louist91: WHAT ISNT THAT SPANISH
harrystyles: CHORIZO IS SAUSAGE IMSOBBINSGJSAH
louist91: IM LIVING OFF OF 8TH GRADE SPANISH CLASSES ALRIGHT
louist91: I switched to french
harrystyles: how do u say chair in spanish
louist91: idk
harrystyles: lamp
louist91: idk
harrystyles: couch
louist91: idk
harrystyles: ANYTHING ??
louist91: I know how to say hello
harrystyles: hola
louist91: no, helló
harrystyles: UR USELESS
louist91: IM KIDDING
louist91: tengo la lechuga de harry
harrystyles: what did u say
harrystyles: say it to my face
louist91: "I have harry's lettuce"
harrystyles: what
harrystyles: give it back to me
louist91: tu come una nariz
harrystyles: TRANSLATE
louist91: you eat a nose
harrystyles: no u eat a nose
louist91: ERES UN PATO TRISTE
harrystyles: WHAT DID U CALL MY MOM
louist91: ERES UN PATO TRISTE
harrystyles: what are U SAYING
louist91: eres un pato FEO
harrystyles: I KNOW WHAT FEO MEANS U ASS
harrystyles: TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME
harrystyles: DIN MAMMA ÄR EN FÅGEL
louist91: WHATD U CALL MY MAMMA
louist91: TU MADRE ES UN BOCADILLO
harrystyles: DU LUKTAR PINGVINER
louist91: WHAT
harrystyles: PINGVINER
louist91: TU MADRE ES UN OSO AMARILLO
harrystyles: DID U JUST CALL MY MOM AN ARMADILLO
louist91: NO IMCRJJDBJDS
harrystyles: YES U DID
louist91: armadillo more like
louist91: armaDILDO
harrystyles: UR AN ARMADILDO
louist91: UR MOM IS
harrystyles: TAKE THAT BACK
louist91: U TAKE UR MOM BACK
harrystyles: UR ACTING LIKE A THIRD GRADER
louist91: UR MOMS ACTING LIKE A THIRD GRADER
harrystyles: UGH
louist91: go UGH urself
harrystyles: I hate u
louist91: i hate
louist91: mushrooms
harrystyles: I love mushrooms who are you
louist91: ew tf they're all gooey and slimy
harrystyles: so are u
louist91: say that to my face fucker
harrystyles: [video attached] so are u
louist91: RUDE AF
harrystyles: gooey and slimy isn't so bad
louist91: in what universe
harrystyles: I used to have a pet snail
harrystyles: he was gooey and slimy
louist91: .... why
harrystyles: his name was esteban schneebly
louist91: SCHNEEBLY
harrystyles: pronounced sh-neeb-lee
louist91: what was he like
harrystyles: he was an ambitious little snail
harrystyles: one day i wrote his initials on his shell and then let him off into the wild
louist91: ok that's such an inspiring story
louist91: fuck hatchi, esteban schneebly is the best pet out there
harrystyles: :D
louist91: WHAT IF ONE DAY YOURE OUTSIDE JUST MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THEN A SNAIL CRAWLED ON YOU AND U LOOKED AT HIS SHELL AND IT HAD ESTEBAN'S INITIALS OMJDKDJ
harrystyles: OHMYGOD YES
louist91: HE CAME BACK TO YOU
harrystyles: THAT NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE
louist91: O HM YGOD PLEASE
harrystyles: "ESTEBAN AND I"
louist91: NO
louist91: STYLES AND SCHNEEBLY
harrystyles: YESYEDYEDYESYES
louist91: IT SHOULD BE ANIMATED
harrystyles: SOMEONE HIT UP PIXAR
louist91: ARE WE WRITING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW OHTMGOS
harrystyles: YES
harrystyles: THE MOVIE POSTER WILL BE SCHNEEBLY AND I LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES
louist91: BEHIND A SUNSET
harrystyles: IMSOBBIGNDJS
louist91: WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS MOVIE NOW
harrystyles: IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 14TH 2016
louist91: VALENTINES DAY IMSSJBSDJAJ
harrystyles: IT'S A LOVE STORY FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
louist91: YOUR LOVE INTEREST CANT BE A SNAIL NO
harrystyles: STOP IT
harrystyles: ITS ALREADY HAPPENING OK NOBODY CAN DRAG ME DOWN
louist91: HARRY STOP
harrystyles: NOBODY NOBODY
louist91: FINE GO KISS A SNAIL
harrystyles: FINE I WILL GO KISS A SNAIL
louist91: ........ im a snail
harrystyles: ur a nasty snail
louist91: :(
harrystyles: im off to search for a snail to smooch
louist91: this snail right here needs a smooch
harrystyles: no smoochies for u
louist91: ok let's get serious for a moment
harrystyles: alright *serious mode*
louist91: if I genuinely asked you to, like in all seriousness
harrystyles: ?
louist91: would you kiss me?
harrystyles: oh
harrystyles: um
harrystyles: i mean, yeah, if you wanted me to...
louist91: ok just asking
harrystyles: why'd you ask
louist91: idk just curious i guess
harrystyles: well yeah, I'd kiss you if I had the chance
louist91: right back atcha
harrystyles: so yeah
harrystyles: are u gonna say it
louist91: i don't know if I want to
harrystyles: oh
louist91: do you want me to
harrystyles: just say it
harrystyles: it's not a larry convo until you do
louist91: ohymgod ok
louist91: NO HOMO THO ;)
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and here you see louis as he slowly allows himself to OPEN UP
AMAZING
SIX CHAPTERS UNTIL THEY MEET
and in those chapters you will see Louis and Harry start to get a little bow chicka bow wow if ya know what i mean
anyways that's it my no homiez and i hope u enjoyed this chapter BC I really liked writing this one actually
also, if you haven't already, GO FOLLOW THE INSTAGRAM ACC FOR NO HOMO @/nohomoleanne
I love talking to you guys and being active bc it's fun and it keeps me humble and yah i luv u guyz
SO SEEYA L8R BROZ