Anime: Black Butler
Pairing: Sebastian X Ciel
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Ciel: I want tea.
Can someone get the boy his tea?
Sebastian: Allow me-
Nah, Juan's got it. (I'm not trying to be racist)
Juan: *Hands tea*
Okay lets start.
Sebastian: I wanted to get Bocchan tea...
Ciel: Well you didn't, can we please get moving? I have a bloody mess of paperwork at home.
What do you each smell like?
Ciel: What kind of question is that?
A good one.
Sebastian: The Earl smells of tea and cake.
Ciel:... I don't know *Smells Sebastian* Like old spice? And... *Takes another whiff* Ca- cat's *Sneezes*
Sebastian: I'm sorry my lord, I saw him this morning and just couldn't help it. His small little ears and tiny paws-
Moving on. If you had one hour to do what ever you wanted to the other, what would you do?
Sebastian: Well first I'd *Beep* then I'd *Beep* and *Beep* him, until *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Ciel: SEBASTIAN!
Sebastian: Didn't they tell us not to hold back?
Ciel: Well yeah but-
Go.
Ciel: I'm skipping this one.
You're not allowed.
Ciel: But-
Sebastian: Young master, I believe it would be faster if you listened.
Ciel: I dunno... Cuddle, and- and eat cake..? *Blushes furiously*
Sebastian: *Internally nosebleeds* That's adorable.
Ciel: I am NOT adorable!
Yes you are :3
Ciel: Lies!
Sebastian: Everyone agrees that you are adorable, young master.
Ciel: KILL THEM ALL!
Sebastian: Yes my-
Please don't
Ciel: ... Fine...
What does Sebastian do on his days off?
Sebastian: I wasn't informed that I had days off.
Ciel: He's bound by a contract, he doesn't get days off.
Sebastian: I think I'd like days off.
Ciel: Absolutely not!
Sebastian: Do the other servants have days off?
Ciel: Well... Yeah...
Sebastian: Well that's not fair, now is it?
Ciel: You're a bloody demon! You don't need days off!
Sebastian: Well I don't see the the fact that I'm a demon makes it any different.
Ciel: You-
Do you love each other?
Ceil: I wasn't finished!
Sebastian: I think that it's obvious that we do.
Ciel: LET ME FINISH-
If there was one thing you could change about each other, what would it be?
Ciel: I hate you all.
Sebastian: Nothing, really.
Ciel: I'm leaving.
Sebastian: Young master-
Ciel: Sebastian we're leaving!
Ciel: *Leaves, but takes an entire cake from the buffet table with him*
We really made him mad...
Sorry for how short it was. The next one will be a dares so look forward to that. Also, don't forget to request! ^.^