One Direction Jokes and Rando...

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The fifth book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit goes to who wrote these• More

One Direction Jokes and Randomness 5
It Would Fit Me Too
97% Of The Fandom
Audio Quote
2 Hours Straight
Closet Made Of Glass
24 Hours
All Agree
Have So Much Fun Together
•Louis Tomlinson
A Single Penny
We'll Never See
6th Grader
Niall Is Perfect
Say Something About Yourself
Be A Better Place
I'd Date A Fan
Punk Rock
Go To The Hospital
Twatty Appearance
Winks To Niall
Huge Advantage
Macarena
Meet And Beat
Fun Fact
Maroon 5
Snickers
Harry's Great
Harry Styles
Do You Not Know
The Pain
Don't Even Have Words
Before Four
Legend!
Japanese Fans
Staggering
Slow Down
Keeping Up With One Direction
So Small
Blew You A Kiss
Seriously Angry
They Haven't
Bless You
Playing The Piano
Too Much To Ask
LOUDEST
Frog With Long Hair
Close Your Laptop
9 Months
Total Black Outfit
Puppets
Louis Looks So Good
The Good Thing About
I Didn't Mean To
Loves Me More
Real Food
Drag Their Ass
Glasses And A Hat
As A Judge
Fourth Of July
Fan Love
Jurassic Park
Lucky Bitch
Clouds As Your Alarm
Don't Know Them Personally
First Concert
Have A Life
Whipped
Haha Bro
Christmas Lights
Hear His Braces
Wolverine
Endeared
No You're Not
Hum The Rhythm
You Got Me
I Look Younger
Top Of The World
Proud Of Myself
Slowly Burn
5 Members
Fuckin Up My Life
Life Crisis
Malabambi
Ladidas
Revs My Engine
3.0 Seconds
To Your Heart
Fangirling Over Louis
Nail
Have Me In It Too
Fight Harry Styles
Didn't Ask
HES
Buying Some Coffee
Exhausting
Bottomless Pits
Crazy Glue
$1.29
How Shall I Sing
Like A Drug
Real Music
More Dramatic
Pregnant Person
Wind Speed
Yellow Shorts
Tazed By Security
Banana Suit
Drag This Couch
Flies Out The Window
Album That Exists
Air Holes
Giggle Over Their Voices
Were Easier
My Whole Life
4-5 Years
So Surprised
SIKE
Turns Irish
Dramatic
Unproblematic
Why And How
Can't Understand
Be Pregnant
Any Trouble
Soy Crops
3 Minutes
Use The Loo
Dick Grabbing
Happy To Be There
Death Bed
Wakes Up
Watering Your Garden
Blasted To Space
Is Sad
Bread Is So Good
Your #5
32 Year Old Man
Warm Bubble Bath
Expensive Space Technology
They'll Be Ok
Cooking Show
So Pure
Gravitea
So Soft
Nobody Nobody
I Love Golf!!!!!
5'9
23 Year Old Guys
Scruffy Liam
Emojis In It
Every Single Harry Styles
The Answer
In It For Life
Me Watch
Another 10 Minutes
All Of This Pain
To Love You
Deserted Island
In Court
I'm The Realest
Switch His Location
Bisexual Pop Group
Wonderful People
Bc Girls
Respect
Blessing
Functional
Better Person
Don't Have Time
Warns You
Bad Wattpad Fic
True 90's Kids
Loves Him More
Way Of Life
Tippy Toes
Next One Direction
Severely Under Appreciated
Favorite Picture Of Harry
Ruin Everything
Do It Again
Walking Definition
Deserve Him
I'm Listening
Attacked By Louis
Inside Jokes
Have Any Kids
Just A Phase
Death Do Us Part
True Jam
*Giggles*
Tadpole
What's Good?
Inhuman Noises
Fucking Hero
Peace And Quiet
20 Different Angles
H Girls
Goodbye

100 Times More

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By polaroidhood

To the sleepless nights and long days,

to the concerts made of shitty vines
and HQ videos, to the rumors and
'pics-or-didn't happen.'
To the smiles and tears,
to the friends I've made.
To their music.
To every single memory
they've shared with us.
I would to this 100 times more.
Thank you for this 5 years.

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