J_O_K_€_$ (Funny Comebacks...

By bloody_pranksteen

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Warning Danger Caution Beware Very sarcastic sentences. Bitter truths of life. Stupid Comebacks. Can cause la... More

PJ
Smarty Scale
Pakhandi Scale
Physics Example
Wish
Compromise
Poetry
Oreo
Love
Question
Classic
Heights
Computer Terminology
Moods of a woman
Moods of a man
1
2
3
4
5
8
Friend
iLL
7
Speed
Hospital
Fire
What she said and what he heard.
Queues
Doctor! Doctor!
Etc.
Girlfriend
Hands
Tax and fine
Pillow
Smoking
Divorce
Complete
Poverty
Alcohol
Committee
Lecture
Justice
Breath
Computer Error
Life
Meetings
Vampires
Principle of Reversibility
Mind
Dinner in bedroom...?
Story
A/N
Globalisation
Nike
Raymonds
Meeting
Flat tyre
Thinking difference
Hereditary
Woman
Advice
Mathematicans
Wife and Mom
Dehydration
Birth and Death
Tears
Consciousness
Conference room
Ecstasy
Success
Scary Spiders
Horns
Fire
Stupid things teachers say-1
Stupid things teachers say-2
Stupid things teachers say-3
Stupid things teachers say-4
Stupid things teachers say-5
Stupid things teachers say-6
Stupid things teachers say-7
Stupid things teachers say-8
Stupid things teachers say-9
Stupid things teachers say-10
Stupid things teachers say-11
One day...
Accept 1
Accept 2
Hot Chocolate

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By bloody_pranksteen

Is this the problem of approx. every teenager or is it just me.

Dude:- Do you even know how to cook?

Me:- Hey I can make a lot of things.

Dude:- Invite me to dinner at ur house and then I'll see ur cooking

**Dude comes to dinner**

Dude:- What the hell is this?

Me:- It's my speciality. Instant noodles with a slice of bread n butter with a glass of orange juice.

For deserts M&M.

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