M I S T A K E S
T H E
S I G N S
M A K E
Aries: Ripping a hole in your paper while writing
Taurus: Forgetting they are on a diet
Gemini: Stalking someone and liking a really old photo
Cancer: Stepping on an animal
Leo: Running out of gas
Virgo: Fucking up the Zodiacs
Libra: Thinking their headphones are in when they aren't
Scorpio: Not clearing search history
Sagittarius: Texting the wrong person
Capricorn: Losing socks in the dryer
Aquarius: Screwing up a prank
Pisces: Forgetting to do household chores