For the lady: you wear so much makeup that I could remove 90% of your makeup with a wet towel
For the other things that we called boys: HOLY if you bitched up any more I would think that it's that time of the month again.
- put a condom on your head, if you're going to act like a dick you should at least look just like one.
For anyone: yesh take that makeup off, Halloween is not until October
-you could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any face or bomb
-I would call you loser but your not even good enough to play the game
-I bet your brain feels as good as new seeing that you've never seen it before
- your so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got arrested for littering
-i'm jealous of all the people That haven't met you
- you bring everyone a lot of joy, when you step out of the room
I hope that liked these disses. I plan on updating at least once a week. I hope you crush someone with disses.
me- says one of the disses "so how do you feel now"
Random person, let's call him Tyler- "bitch what's wrong with you! I got one for you. You suck dick"
Me- "and shallow it."
Tyler-" you choke."
Me- "and you chomp. Beat that!"
Tyler- "teachers are right behind you."
Me- "bitch plz there's no way I'm falling-"
Teacher- what did you just say
Me-" that I'm in deep mud trouble"
This is why I never say disses at school because for some reason the teachers always pick on me and not 'Tyler'. -3-