Pie Problem
by Shel Silverstein
If I eat one more piece of pie, I'll die!
If I can't have one more piece of pie, I'll die!
So since it's all decided I must die,
I might as well have one more piece of pie.
MM--OOH--MY!
Chomp--Gulp--'Bye.
L/N: Genius. Just.. genius. *applause*