QOTC; where are you all from?
AOTC; New York! (just not the city)
--- L U K E ---
please stop being wimpy and ask Ashton to date you
I'm trying to gain some confidence but it's hard, Ashton's too attractive and I'm too awkward
*sigh* you should have locked the door when Ashton told you too
I didn't think we'd actually kiss, I was not prepared for that
maybe surprise Ashton with a gift and then ask him to be your boyfriend?
*winks*
Wanna have a threesome? You, me and Ashton?
Let me have a twosome with him first then we'll talk
Favorite All Time Low song?
This is like asking my mom who her favorite child is-okay actually it's not since I'm obviously her favorite since Jack is annoying and Ben never calls and wait what was the question again?
[luke pay attention, favorite all time low?]
Oh right, um I really can't decided they're just so good and have so many amazing songs. My favorite is all of them
When are you going to fúck Ashton?
Whenever I man up and ask him out
Do you have any kinks? And how loud are you in bed?
Scratching, marks and bruises and noticeable hickeys, I may slightly like it rough??? And I guess I'm averagely loud?
Still have a crush on that Tyler guy?
I never did in the first place..
Why did you lie to Ashton when he asked you who you like?????
I panicked okay, and it didn't seem right telling him through text like what if he thought I was joking?
How did you start liking Ashton? Why'd you start liking him?
Two years ago was when I had my first class with him and he just caught my attention, he just had this happy carefree attitude about him and his laugh was perfect, then it became a slight infatuation which turned into a crush and it never really went away. I started liking him because short guys with cute laughs are exactly my type.
When are you going to tell/show Ashton how you feel?
Is asking him if I could kiss him enough?
When's Ashy gonna get some looooove?
He always gets love from me.
Top or bottom? ps marry me
Top. ps no
Pls eat Ashton's ass thanks
I'm trying to get to that point okay.
Hunayy why u so fine
I think it's a family gene.
Can you hurry up and tell Ashton how you feel, thanks. Also, why do you keep fuckïng up when it gets to nearly telling him your feelings?
It's difficult, I need a well organized plan. And because I panic it's nerve wracking.
Ask Ashton out please
I will I will.
When did you know you liked Ashton?
Freshman year.
be my son?
But I already have a mom and dad
brah when r u gonna marry Ashton and have lil kids running around
I don't even know if he likes me back!
You are fuckįng amazing! Marry Ashton (or me) and invite me to the wedding
Thank you! And I prefer Ashton, no offense and you'll be the first on the list.
Do you like Ashton's fingers?
Oh I love them, more than I love making out and I love making out.
When are you and Ashton going to frickle frackle?
Um I'm not sure
When you lied to Ashton about who you liked , how bad did you feel from a scale to 1-10?
1000000000
LUKE HURRY THE FÙCK UP AND TELL ASHTON ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS SO YOU TWO CAN DATE, GET MARRIED, FRICKLE FRACKLE AND HAVE CHILDREN CARAJO!
DONT YELL AT ME
TELL ASH YOU LOVE HIM PLEASE HE FEELS THE SAME WAY and...who tops???? I mean I'm Luke tops af but yeah... LOVE YA
Wait Ashton feels the same way whAT
HAAAAII :DD
HI!!!
CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
The signs point to yes
May I please be invited to the lashton wedding?
If it ever happens sure
U don't look like the type of guy with a big áss
I don't, but my dįcks pretty big
Show me the d ;)
No that's only for Ashton, when he wants it
--- A S H T O N ---
Can we pls be friends I have pizza
As long as you have pizza I'm down
Stop being grumpy at 8 am and kíll the kiwi
But it's 8 am that's like at the ass crack of dawn. And I will kíll Calum soon he's annoyingly cheery in the morning and actually he's just annoying every time of the day. Someone help me kíll him.
When you meet atl tell Alex I say hi
No Alex is mine
Hiii. How are u?
I'm alright, ever since kissing Luke I've been even better
YOU CANNOT MARRY ALEX BECAUSE. HE. BELONGS. TO JACK. SO TAKE [number I was too lazy to type] STEPS BACK.
Alex will either marry me or Jack, I'm fine with either or both at the same time
DO YOU SHIP JALEX?! ITS FOR SCIENCE
I SHIP JALEX MORE THAN I SHIP LASHTON
FIT ME IN YOUR BACKPACK WHEN YOU GO TO THE CONCERT PLEEASE
Okay I will!
HI ASHTON!!!! CAN I ASK YOU?? DO U LOB LUKEY??
Well I like him a lot
Are you secretly daddy? If so, we've found your baby, your son.
Like sexual daddy or?
When are you going to tell Luke that you like him?
Havent figured that out yet
When are you and Luke gonna do the deed?
Soon I hope, if not well then I'll drug him.
[Ashton no!]
Ashton yes!
How do you feel about Luke liking Tyler?
*glares at wall* I don't like talking about that.
Do the FRICKLE FRACKLE with huke,!
I want too
Is Luke daddy af or nah?
Totally nah. Nah, nah, nah. Luke may top or whatever but he's still princess
Will you confess your feelings to Luke?
Hopefully I will.
Would you go out with Luke?
Let's be real here, who wouldn't
Can you say hi to all of atl for me? (My name is Isabella lol)
Yeah! I will, whos your favorite?
Do you ship yourself with Lucas or nah?
I do, I do lots
On a scale of one to Beyoncé, how sassy are you?
Compared to Beyoncé? Negative Beyoncé
You are sexy. Marry Luke some time soon, and have sex with him please
I'm working on it, gosh why is everyone so persistent that I have sex with Luke
How much do you like Luke? And are you jealous of him liking Tyler?
I like him a lot and I'm going to pretend the second question doesn't exist.
No but really, dig deep, if you could be granted one wish, what will it be? Ps I love you
To go back to the day my dad walked out and prevent that from happening. Ps I love you too
How often do you jackoff to the thought of Luke?
Pfft *blushes* I don't do that
When are you and Luke gonna get together and then ride a vacuum off into the sunset???
Why a vacuum? Why can't it be a llama?
Can you please admit your fucking feelings to Luke already?! Stop being in denial!
I'm not in denial! I know I like him but I'm nervous to tell him
Have sex with Luke!!! Let him put his dingaling in your bum
*sighs*
WHY ARE YOU SO OBLIVIOUS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
LET THE HEMMOMONSTER DESTROY YOUR BOOTYFUL BOOTY
I bet Luke is average size smh
Ur bum is goals
I know I get that a lot. Usually by Mali
Ashton why you so cute?
I was born with these cute looks
WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKING CUTE
I don't know I think it's the dimples!
HUEHEUEUHHEHUEHEJWU YALL WANT LUKES D OR NAW
The former rather than the latter
--- C A L U M ---
Ayeee
Wassup
Can you and Michael make a sex tape and then send me the link? Okay thanks
If Michael's up for it then I'm down
Are you a hardcore lashton shipper?
I'm the dumbasses captain
If you're a puppy and Michael is a kitten, does that mean you chased him till he accepted your love?
That is pretty much how it happened so yeah
What's your favorite nickname? ;)
Michaels boyfriend
Malum af?
Malum af.
How are you?
I'm good, really good. Perfectly good actually!
Why do you hate Luke?
Because he's a fucking dick fucker ass face
What is it with you and Luke?
I hate him and its mutual
Can we share a three way relationship with Mikey, you and me?
No Mikey's all mine, he's my baby
Do you ship lashton more than malum?
No not quite, it's close but not more
If you have time record lashton sex for us please?
They're finally fucking??! Thank jesus
What is your favorite thing about Michael?
Probably how he tries to act all tough and badass but when he's around me he's actually the sweetest kitten you'll ever meet and his dick. His dick is pretty nice too
Are you Lashton af?
Of course are you?
Would you rather have a threesome with Muke, mashton or lashton?
Mashton, my baby and my best friend or well that might be a little weird...but there's no way in hell any part of my body will go near Luke
Love me?
*loves you*
Or at least can we be friends who play games 17/7 and sleep and eat the rest of the day
That sounds like my relationship with Mikey but yeah sure!
What would you do if Luke asks you to buy him a dildo?
I'd flip him off and tell him to buy his own damn dildo
--- M I C H A E L ---
Are you princess?
I am kitten, calum is princess
Do you like it up the butt
I do I do
Stop trying to be punk rock and cuddle with your cat more
I don't have a cat, I have a puppy and his name is calum
Do you want another slice
I always want another slice
Top or bottom bitch
I usually bottom bitch
MALUM FOR LIFE!!! MALUM FOR LIFE!!!
OMG we have other people that ship us!! I HAVE TO TELL CALUM
ARE YOU MALUM AF and I love you :,)
Forever and always! And I love you too (but I love calum more)
First off love you.... And when did you realize Cal is the one for you, also is there a ring in the future?
I love me too. Probably when he first ever texted me saying "hey fucker with a gorgeous face this is Calum Hood and I find you really fucking attractive so maybe go out and get pizza with me sometime? :)" yeah, I was in love already. And I'm only in grade 11 i don't even know what I want for dinner! (But I hope so)
I don't have a question, just wanted to say you and Cal are pretty much adorable and goals
Thank you! And I know, we are goals, we're amazing we are power couple
How nice Calums dick?
It's my favorite thing, it's really really nice
Calums booty?
Calums booty is my atheistic
How's your bum?
It's usually in pain
YO BABEY U PRETTY. GO ON A DATE WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT MKAY
No I have a boyfriend, but my friend Josh is single
Do you like when people call you kitten? 'Cause you are
I am punk rock, I even have an eyebrow piercing!
Are you malum af?
Um duh
Do you like Justin Bieber and if you do, then we are best friends!
He's pretty chill
Your goals af, okay? Yoshi or Dry Bones?
Okay! And shit that's a hard decision, Yoshi is so adorable and reminds me of calum but then dry bones is really cool and super fun to play and he's like punk rock because he's literally just bones so I think I'll have to go with toad because I can't choose between Yoshi and Dry Bones.
If calum got pregnant, what could be its name?
Michael Jr.
--- A N N E ---
Adopt me?
I already have 3 children, but I think I'll be able to fit another
How did you create such a sex God?
By lots and lots of sex
I'm proud of your work of making a hot ass son :,)
Thank you for the appreciation
How do you feel about Luke and Ash?
I think they both need to admit their feelings for each other, they'd complete each other well and a mother knows best
Can you be my mom?
Sure sweetie
ThAnks for making Ashton
I did a good job with him didn't I
Your son is hot, be my mom
as long as you don't hit on my son
Be my mom
Goodness, a lot of people want me to be their mother!
If I give you adoption papers would you sign them? Please
I might as well, give me them
Can you be my mom?
If you're okay with having many other siblings
Thank you for making your son ridiculously hot!
You're welcome
Do you wanna. BUILD. A. SNOWMAN
No I don't enjoy the cold
Can we be really good friends and you treat me like a daughter? :D
Sure! I love daughters, do you like shopping? I'll buy you some new clothes.
What if your son came back pregnant?
There is a very high chance that won't happen so I won't dwell on it
--- L I Z ---
Your mom goals
I know, I have been told
Can you please adopt me?
I need another child, these 3 boys are driving me crazy with their constant needs from me
Can you be my mom pls
Yes, yes I'd like that
Favorite ALL TIME LOW SONG??
This that that one band that Luke listens to all the time? Or maybe that was that 92 Blink band
Favorite child?
I love all my children equally, they all give me great joy and crack jokes all the time! I don't have a favorite.
Is Luke a mummy's boy?? ;)
Luke is my only one who is a mummy's boy. Everyday the first month of preschool I had stay there looking in the window at him for the first 2 hours because he wouldn't stop crying and wanting to go to work with me.
Oh! And last year I had to go to a different state to train for my job for a month and every day he would call at least 4 times. The first week he cried, he is definitely mummy's little boy.
Does Luke moan a lot? You're queen
Oh I don't know, I don't keep track of when my son moans. That's something you should ask Jack or Ben or even his friend Michael.
What's your favorite thing about Luke?
I love his voice, my baby can sing so wonderfully. I have high hopes for his future
Adopt me and thanks for making Luke, he's fucking sexy, thanks for having sex too!
Give me some adoption papers to sign! And you're welcome, I enjoy having sexy time with my husband.
How did all your kids turn out so hot
Probably from my genes, not from Andrew that's for sure
Are you lashton and malum af?
What is lashton and malum, I don't understand
Queen Liz, will you read me a gay fan fiction? I can't sleep.
Do teenagers these days read gay stories? I'm so proud of this pro LGBTQ+ generation
I love you can you love me too? *opens arms for hug*
*returns hug* of course darling!
--- J A C K ---
Are you single & ready to mingle with a 13 year old
Oh um, I have a girlfriend sorry?
wHYD YOU HAVE TO INTERRUPT LUKE AND ASHTON MAN
I was just obeying my mom! She gave me this scary mean look when I told her no the first time
How many times do you jack off
Celeste usually jacks me off
u a fuckboi m8
I am I know I'm not sorry
What's it like living with Luke?
He's so fucking annoying and worries too much about his hair and always leaves his dirty boxers in the bathroom and talks about Ashton way too much for them to be not dating
Oi m8
Oi!
OI whyd YOU INTERRUPT ASHTON AND LUKE
I was just telling him he had to do dishes! I didn't know they would be sucking each other's faces off! Luke said they weren't dating
yOU COCKBLOCK
STOP YELLING AT ME
Why are you such a cockblock? Are you just jealous cos Luke can get some and you can't
But I have a girlfriend, I don't need to be jealous??
Date me
That would be called cheating and I'm not that kind of person
Your brother and Ashton were about to literally (I hope) have sex and you opened the door you cockblock. But I still love you, please stop being so sexy, it's killing me.
Ew ew ew I hope not! They didn't even lock the door and we were home! Fucking idiots. I'm sorry I can't help my sexiness
CAN I GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB
BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Do you like Nicki Minaj? If yes then you are my best friend!
Hello new best friend!
marry me
can we get married under the radar
YOURE THE BETTER HEMMINGS
You say this like its new information, I've been the better hemmings ever since birth
*Slides $100* So that speedo pic of Luke...?
I'm gonna need more than 100 dollars this picture is priceless
*gets on one knee* Will you please show me all of Luke's baby pictures? *pouts*
I'll need some money
--- M E ---
yOOOO WHY ARE YOU SO RAD
IDEK MAN LIKE IT JUST HAPPENS I GUESS
what's ur name I'm curious
it's Haley :-)
why are your books so amazing
I'm not sure, thanks for reading them!
This isn't a question but I just love you (-:
I just love you more :,)
Can we be friends? You seem cool (-:
Fuck yeah man, I love friends
Let's get married and then become criminals and once we have enough money we can buy a ton of concert tickets and then get arrested and thrown in jail and let's die happily ever after in our shared cell :3
Dude that's a perfect plan, let's do it
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything (hint: it's a number)
42
We should get married. Then be partners in crime. And read smut all day. Sound good?
Sounds amazing, lashton smut?
Can we be friends pls you seem supah cool and I'm a loser pls pls pls
I'm a super loser help but let's be loser friends
Do you want to hear a joke? c:
Yes I'm always in the mood for jokes
When did you decide you wanted to write?
I was like 10 and there was this one website called kidzworld and there was a roleplay section on there and I absolutely loved roleplaying and becoming a whole different character. It interested me and that sparked my love for writing and then once I got into one direction I got into the world of fan fics and that's when me and my one friend decided to write a story (oh god it was really bad I want to kms she wrote most of it but I wrote two other ones and just dark times they're still up on @JennaHaley1D if you want to see how bad they were) and yeah idk did that answer the question?
I want to date u
I'd want to date me too
You are amazing, and actually, you are in my description :--) x I love you
Whuuut I feel so honored! I love you too!
What 11:11 wish would you make? Annnnddd I adore this story and you're writing and you. Let's be friends <33
I can't tell you or else it won't come truee and stop it you're making me blush! Let's do it.
Why don't you love me Haley
Stfu Em I do love you my hood good friend $$$ (im always gonna use this against you)
YOURE AMAZING
I LOVE YOU THANK YOU
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS!? CAN WE GET MARRIED?! I LOVE YOU!!
IF WE'RE GON GET MARRIED AT LEAST TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST
LETS BE BEST FRIENDS AND CUDDLE
LETS LETS LETS I LOVE CUDDLES
what's ur zodiac sign
Virgo pce n swag
CAN WE BE INTERNET FRANDS
Yuss message me sometime!
CAN YOU PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OF BEING SO FABULOUS?
ALSO CAN WE BE FRIENDS?
step 1: be me
step 2: follow step 1
And yessss :-)
not a question but ur humor is fecking amazing my love let's be friends please thx
wtf it's not but thxs babe and let's, I love new friends :D
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quick side note, I hope whenever it turns 11:12 you think of this story and use the ':-)' more than you should.
so much cap was used in the making of this ffs
follow me on Instagram @otpmania , comment yours and I'll follow you back :--))
This is longer than anything I've ever written help, there might be some errors im sorry