Once upon a time I fucking wrote these I'm demented holy fuq
once upon a time there was a girl and she loved one direction so much that she ate some arsenic on accident and died. oops.
once upon a time I asked one direction to scratch my butt hole and they got scared and ran away and then I went home and scratched it myself
once upon a time I met one direction in the alley behind chuck e cheese and I tried to rape them but instead they tossed me into the dumpster and raped each other
Once upon a time when I was on a field trip to the crocs outlet I saw one direction and I hid my new crocs I bought because i was ashamed but one direction laughed at me anyways.
Once upon a time there was this girl who wanted to have secks with one direction so bad that her vagina exploded and she died.