Once upon a rizzler.
Bro was Bing chilling. it was peaceful. Until...Gab appeared.
"what's good?" Gab asked, even though she generally didn't give a shit.
"Pizza is good" Bro answered, like it was completely normal.
"What kind of stupid ass answer- anyways. How come you're Bing Chilling alone?" Gab asked, before mewing.
"Because my enemies threatened to slaughter me with a vape." Bro replied preppily.
Gab continued mewing for 3 hours gay uhhh I mean 3 hours straight. Her jaw became as sharp as a knife.
"WHAT THE FU- HOW?!" Bro stopped Bing chilling in disbelief and got ready to run away.
"With my sharp jawline, and my explosion gun and all the illegal weapons you can think of and your...your...I don't fucking know but TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT THE ENEMIES!!!" Gab stated. Bro's rizz got one percent rizzier. "WHAT FR???" She screamed without the okay y'know what nvm" But why? their my enemies not yours silly"
"Do you know Gordan Ramsey?" Gab mewed and got that beginner anime spikey sharp chin.
"Yuhhh"
"THEN WE CAN DESTROY THEM ALL OF THEM"
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"ASIJBLDSVDUIASAduolvILDIGIESDIWE"
"EIHWURGWYRGEWORIUQEGUR;RPUQ"
"UEWRGWYIEWGEGWY8G8RYGRIQOGQUROUQWGR"
AND THAT IS HOW IT ALL STARTED.