"Stella?" Stolas asks as his phone call gets answered.
"What do you want now you unless fuck?" Stella asks with a harsh tone.
"I... I was wondering if you wanted to attend my wedding." Stolas says with an audible smile followed by some laughter in the background.
"Are you serious?" Stella asks angrily.
"Yes Stella, I am serious. Octavia is going to be there and I want you there because as sad as I am to admit it you are just as much as her parent as I am." Stolas claims as the line goes silent for a moment.
".... I fucking hate how you can say all of that like you're some saint.. I wish you could just fucking die." Stella claims as she hangs up.
"Well that didn't go great." Stolas claims seemingly, defeated.
"Yeah... Looks like we both burnt some bridges in our past." Blitz replies with a slight chuckle.
"I was hoping for Via that she would come. It would have been a lot better for her." Stolas claims.
"I thought Stella and Via didn't get along quite nicely..." Blitz claims followed by some silence.
"Well... They can't not get along forever." Stolas replies.
"I guess that makes sense. Speaking of, I need to talk to Octavia, can you get me a time frame that'll work?" Blitz asks.
"How about." Stolas says as he puts a hand on Blitz's shoulder and looks into his eyes, "You do it yourself?" Stolas continues.
"You... I will but you can't do that... to me..." Blitz says as he blushes slightly and turns away.
"Do what Blitzy~?" Stolas asks in a soothing tone.
"Fucking... stop Stolas." Blitz says in a panicked tone.
"Anything for you." Stolas replies as he backs up slightly. "I'll see you later, Blitz, have a fantastic day. I have a lot of meetings today so I won't be able to talk much until tonight around 7?" Stolas claims thinking. "7:30." he corrects.
"Sounds good." Blitz claims as Stolas opens a portal and leaves.
Blitz immediately takes his phone out and texts Octavia
I'll be there in ten minutes.
Sounds good!
Blitz then calls Moxxie, he immediately answers asking, "Yes Blitz?"
"You're in charge for today. I got some shit to do just don't kill the business in the eight hours I leave you to do anything." Blitz says as he hangs up not waiting for an answer.
Blitz opens his texts back up with Octavia and asks,
Can you text me when he gets in his first meeting?
Sure thing!
Blitz outs his phone face up on the counter and waits... and waits... and waits. Until Octavia replies claiming that he's in the meeting. Blitz immediately jumps up and uses his crystal to open a portal to Stolas' palace.
Octavia sees Blitz hop out of the portal and opens the door bringing him inside. "You'll probably have a few hours before he gets out of whatever the fuck he's doing so you'll be able to learn it by then I hope. I gave you a step by step guide for how it should go. Now I have things to do myself so you should be fine on your own. I hope." She claims as she walks off.
Blitz thinks to himself. "That was a wordy response for hey you can go do it alone." Blitz walks into the hallway seeing the ballroom off to the side and slips in.
The music and slow, rhythmic pace. The guide showing how he should be pacing his movement to the song. "1,2,3,4... 1,2,3 Fuck!" Blitz says as he falls trying to follow the guide.
"Who the fuck made this stupid dance? Who likes this shit!" Blitz asks himself as he tries again to perform the dance.
"I bet Moxxie does... Stupid... Motherfucker." Blitz continues talking aloud to himself.
Around an hour or so passes Octavia strolls by occasionally to check in on Blitz, careful to not disturb him or make her presence known by him.
Blitz, now getting a hang on it. Not falling as much but just enough to continuously piss him off about it.
"That has to be the most absurde assumption I've ever heard." Stolas claims with a scoff.
"Well I don't know what you want me to do about it. Its just the things i'm hearing." an adviser claims.
"Maybe say it isn't true?" Stolas asks.
"Why would I ever take that away from them? It's my job, I have to do it." Stolas continues. "The harvest moon festival is actually one of the highlights of my calendar. It's ridiculous to think I wouldn't do it."
"Yes sir." Nexus replies with a bow.
"Was that all for today?" Stolas asks with a questioning look.
"Yes sir." Nexus claims.
"Wonderful. Also please call me Stolas. The sir thing never worked for me." Stolas claims with a bow as he walks out of the room and down the hallway stopped in his tracks by a familiar voice yelling, "FUCK!"
"How the fuck do I always fuck this stupid shit up?!" Blitz asks himself unaware of the eyes on him now that Stolas arrived.
Blitz counts in his head as he follows the guide from Via step by step. "There we go. Yeah! Suck on that bitch! I fucking did it!" Blitz claims triumphantly.
A small chuckle catches Blitz's attention as he turn swiftly to face where the noise came from as he sees Stolas standing in the doorway looking at him.
Blitz blushes, clearly embarrassed by being caught in such a situation. "I-I was just... I-" Blitz starts talking, trying to defend himself from the embarrassment of the moment before getting cut off by Stolas.
"Blitz, that was wonderful. I didn't know you knew how to dance." Stolas claims.
"Oh... Well I'm a fast learner." Blitz replies with a sly grin.
"I'm well aware of that Blitz." Stolas reasons. "I was stuck in some meeting about some propaganda that I don't know how to do my job that I've been doing just fine for the longest time now. It's quite unreasonable to believe that I wouldn't know how to do my own job that I was literally born for." Stolas continues.
"Yeah... Sounds pretty much like bullshit to me." Blitz claims.
"I know right?" Stolas asks. "So are you here to dance or did you come here for some other reason?"
"I-" Blitz starts but gets cut off again by Stolas.
"Oh this is what you needed Via for! Right?" Stolas asks.
"Yeah. You got me." Blitz replies as he tilts his head slightly and walks closer to Stolas.
"What are you doing? Blitz?" Stolas asks with a wondering look on his face.
Blitz reaches his arm out and asks, "Care to dance?"
"Oh, Blitz, yes I would love to!" Stolas replies enthusiastically. "I might just be a bit tall for you though."
"Can't you use one of your magic bullshit spells to fix that?" Blitz asks with hopeful eyes.
"I'm not too sure about that Blitz." Stolas claims.
"What do you mean!? I literally watched you turn into some demonic monster thing and turn back into your goofy self. I'm sure you can just make me taller or something." Blitz claims.
"I don't know." Stolas claims.
"I give you inches all the time, can't you return the favor for once." Blitz claims as he crosses his arms with a smile.
"BLITZ! People are here, you can't just say that!" Stolas claims. with a crying laugh.
"Am I wrong?" Blitz asks sarcastically.
"Blitz shush up." Stolas demands as his book pops into his hands out of thin air.
"Since when can you do that?" Blitz asks with wide eyes.
"Oh... This? Uh... I always could." Stolas claims as he continues looking through it.
"So I never had to return it?" Blitz asks in shock.
"You did, because I wanted to see you and that was part of the deal." Stolas claims as he stops on a page and looks down at Blitz.
"Here we go." Stolas says as he flips the book around so Blitz can see.
"Looks nice." Blitz claims as he pushes the book back towards Stolas.
"Are you two gonna fuck or what?" A familiar voice to Stolas, unfamiliar to Blitz, calls out as the sounds of pattering footsteps follow.
Blitz and Stolas look at each other with a shocked expression on their faces that turn to smiles.
"Are we?" Blitz asks with a grin.
"Don't be silly, Blitz." Stolas replies as stands up straight and closes the book. "I think it's time you go to your own job. I'll be here tonight the same time I said as before and then we can do whatever you would prefer." Stolas claims.
"Works for me." Blitz claims as he opens a portal and leaves.
"Nexus! Get over here right now!" Stolas demands in an angered tone.
As Blitz hops through the portal he sees Loona and Moxxie arguing, hearing Moxxie claim, "You need to stop calling me fat! I! AM! NOT! FAT!" Moxxie yells as he stands up, unaware of Blitz's presence.
Millie puts her hand on Moxxie's shoulder in an attempt to calm him down which clearly isn't working. Loona, with a sly grin on her face replies, "Well if you weren't fat, which you are, why would you care if I say you are?"
"Because It's not true!" Moxxie states as his eyes twitch slightly, the anger visually growing on his face and audibly in his voice.
"Hey guys... What are we up to? Mox held up well being in charge for the few hours I was out?" Blitz asks as he takes a seat at the head of the table.
"Oh yeah we're great. Fatty was just telling us about how we're too wasteful with our expressions. Loona claims.
"And then she told Mox that all of our expressions go to his food." Millie adds with daggers in her eyes, staring at Loona.
"Which is simply untrue." Moxxie additionally claims. "I would know I do our budgets." He continues.
"I don't care how much shit you do, Mox you overspend on food all the time and it's time you stop." Blitz demands as he waves a dismissing hand to Moxxie.
"So? Did you get any actual work done while I was gone?" Blitz asks in a more serious tone.
"Well sir. We actually got a website now so people can order hits from anywhere in hell." Moxxie claims.
"Yeah I set it up because these two don't know how to use a computer." Loona claims while gesturing towards Moxxie and Millie.
"That checks out." Blitz claims with a smile as he stands up and walks around the table behind Moxxie.
Blitz whispers to Moxxie so only he can hear what he's saying, "Wanna be my best man for the wedding? If you say no I'll make you." Blitz doesn't wait for a response and walks back and sits back down.
The gleeful response radiating off of Moxxie's face, a clear indication of how he feels about the proposal.
"Let's go get some work done so Moxxie can buy himself some more food." Blitz demands as he clasps his hands together and walks into his office. "Let me know when we have some FUCKING clients!" Blitz yells through the closed door as he leans back in his chair ready for whatever could await