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Ha ab arahi hai clear awaz
Mere tharkiyo it's your own very personal tharki author Sanju !
Kya bolti Paltan ? Sab thik ?
To every cutie -
Chalo toh shuru karte hai !
With shubman
Shubman- AHHHH!!!
?????- are kya hogaya beta shubman? Aur kya khada nhi hoa ?
Shubman- k-kuch nhi Pranav uncle! Waise aap yaha kya kar rahe ho ?
Pranav- ye Maine tumhe puchna chahiye , tum toh ishu ke saath uski dance class Gaye the na ? Fir wapas Ghar kyu agaye ?
Shubman- Ghar?
Shubman turned around to see himself standing infront of his sasural
Shubman ( in mind ) - bhai Mai bhag te bhag te apne sasural kab pohuch gaya Pata hi nhi chala .
Pranav- waise ishu aur abhi kaha Hai beta ?
Shubman- uncle ishu toh abhi class me hai , aur Abhishek bhi .
Shubman ( in mind ) - saala Ye Abhishek, abhi tak Ghar nhi aya ? Ye kuch kar to nhi raha mayank ke saath? Nhi nhi Mai bhi kya soch raha hu ! Mayank ne toh uska abhi tak road pe murder kar diya hoga ! HA isliye abhi tak yw dono nhi aye ! Mai Kitna smart hu ek tir se do shikar , pahila ishu ke sath ice cream date aur dusra Abhishek ki maut , HAHA !
Pranav - beta aur tum yaha kyu aye ho kuch Kam hai kya ?
Shubman- are ha uncle Mai na yaha ishu ki notes lene aya hu woh bhool gaya tha isliye.
Pranav- Lakin woh toh abhi kuch bhool tha nhi Hai?
Shubman- uncle woh bhi toh sirf ek insaan hai , aur uski age bhi toh kitni choti hai , aap usse har chiz me perfect rahna expect nhi kar sakte ! Maine aap se ye umid nhi Rakhi thi ki aap aise parents me se rahoge Jo apne bete ke upar har chiz me perfect rahne ka pressure dalte ho !
Shubman completed his gyani Wali bate and ran inside the house.
Pranav- huh ? Lakin Maine toh ishu ko koi chiz ke liye pressurize nhi kiya ? Woh toh sab apni marzi se karta hai ? Fir Maine Kab ishu ko pressurize kiya ? Aiye ?
With Ishan in the class room
Ishan - Tilak !
Tilak - ishu ! Kya hoa tu gusse me kyu dikh raha hai ?
Ishan - humse shubi ne jhoot bola ! Hum unhe maaf nhi karege !
Tilak - ha bilkul mat karna Lakin usne tujhse jhoot kyu bola ?
Tilak ( in mind ) - aab ye saale ne kya tunta kiya hai ?
Chalo Acha hoa ishu usse gussa hai ! Saale ne abhi tak mereko mayank ka number nhi diya !
Ishan- shubi ne humse kaha tha ki aaj sab ka get together hai college ke pahile , Lakin koi get together hai hi nhi ,
Shubi ke karun humara humare classmates ne majak udaya ! Wo sab huss rahe the ! Hum shubi ko maaf nhi karege !
Tilak- HA ! ishu tu usse baat hi mat Kar , usko ignore mar , uski himmat kaise hoi tujhse jhoot bol ne ki !
Tilak ( in mind ) - ek toh shubman ne mujhe mayank ka number nhi diya upar se uski himmat kaise hoi Mere cutie bestie ko jhoot bolne ki ! Ruk ja shubman aab toh Pani Sar se upar chalagaya hai tujhe Tera baap kon hai ye yaad dilane ka samay agaya hai ! Aab mujhse kaise bachega tu shubman Mai bhi dekhta hu ! HAHA !
( TILAK - Ek second- Mai villain kyu ban raha iss story me ? I NEED EXPLANATION !
What is this sanju ? Tune toh mujhe ek good bestie ka role diya tha na fir Mai villain jaisa act kyu kar raha hu ?
Tilak asked sanju while slaming the script on the desk of author sanju .
Sanju - dekho tillu bhaiya mene kuch change nhi kiya hai , aap abhi bhi ishu ke chaddi wale buddy ho villain nhi !
Tilak- Acha, fir Mai villain jaisa kyu kar raha hu? Agar mereko shubman ne maar diya toh ?!
Sanju - are tillu bhaiya kuch nhi hoga , ye meri story hai yaha sabko happy ending milti hai , tension na lo meri story me waise bhi altu faltu logo ki hi death hogi !
Tilak - dekh agar tune jaisa kaha waisa nhi hoa aur mujhe happy ending nhi mili toh Mai tere upar 420si ka case Dal ke tujhe jail bhej dunga sumjhi !
Sanju - ARE tillu bhaiya
Mere iss bholi si surat ko toh dekho aapko lagta hai Mai shub bhai ko aapko Marne dungi .
Tilak - bholi si surat !? Chal apne baap ko pagal banana mujhe nhi ! Dekh le ha tujhe warning de raha hu huh !
Sanju - ha bhaiya aap villain nhi ho is story me I promise!
Tilak- haha tikh hai abhi mere Jane ka time ho gaya hai , chal fir milta hu tujhe baad me , warning yaad rakhna .
Sanju - ha ha bhaiya yaad hai mujhe .
Sanju ( in mind) - Mere hi story me mujhko dhumki de rahe ho tillu bhaiya ,
Mujhko dhamki de rahe ho tillu !
Aab dekhati hu tumhe baba ji ka thillu ! )
Reality me aapka swagat hai
Tilak - waise tere upar kon Hussa ishu mujhe bata toh Mai use choduga nhi !
Ishan - Tilak agar unhe marna rahta toh hum hi nhi maar dete ?
Tilak- tu maarega toh unhe lagega bhi nhi ishu tu mujhe bataya kar kisiko marna rahega toh , agar tereko choot lag gayi toh Mai kabhi apne aap ko tera BFF nhi bula paoga .
Ishan - Tilak Hume kuch nhi hoga hum toh black belt hai karate me aap bhool Gaye kya ?
Tilak - are ha Mai toh bhool hi gaya tha 😅 .
Tilak ( in mind ) - aaj bhi woh din yaad ata hai jab tumne ek ladke ko dhoya tha just sirf isliye ki usne tumhe propose kiya toh sharir me Kate khade ho jate hai
Tilak - thik hai fir Mai na woh shubman ko pith dunga uski himmat kaise hoyi terese jhoot bolne ki !
Ishan - nhi ! Tilak unhe mat marna !
Tilak - kyu ishu usne terese jhoot bola tu aise hi usse Jane dega !?
Tilak ( in mind ) - aab mujhe ye maat jhatka Dena ki tere dil me uske liye soft spot hai , ishu . Nhi wo tharki ne Mere cutie BFF ke saath kuch kar toh nhi liya .
Ishan - nhi ! Lakin Hume lagta hai ki unhone kuch soch wichar karke hi humse jhoot bola hoga , warna shubi bohot ache hai ! Agar unhone koyi genuine reason diya toh hum unhe kuch nhi karege , Lakin agar unhone humara majak udane ke liye Hume ullu banaya hoga toh hum unhe humari black belt skills dikha denge !
Tilak ( in mind) - zaroor uss tharki ne ishu ke upar Kala jadu kiya hai , warna agar koi aur Hota toh ishu ne abhi tak uski gootiya fodi hoti .
Tilak - thik hai ishu aur college Khatam hone ke baad aaj hum dono na , mandir Chale jayege OK?
Ishan - ha thik hai Tilak! Waise bhi aaj abhi bhi nhi Hai , toh agar aaj Hume late bhi hoa toh koyi tension nhi Hai .
Meanwhile with shub in ishan's room
Shubman - hai ! Aaj kitne jhoot bole Maine , Lakin karta bhi kya ? Situation hi kuch aisi thi !
Shubman went inside ishan's room and started to look around
Shubman- ishu Ka room toh Mere room se Pura 360° alag hai , itna saaf sutra room Pata nhi kis janam me Mera hoga ? Ye kya hai ?
Shubman said while looking at a dairy , he took it in his hand
Shubman- Ishan ki daily life ?? Ye toh koi personal diary jaisi lagti hai ishu ki .
Hai bhagwan , kisi ki personal chizo ko hath lagana buri baat hoti hai , kya Mai isse khol ke padh sakta hu ?
Should I open it ?
Or should I not ?
Should I open it ?
Or should I not ?
Open ?
Not ?
Open ?
Not ?
Arre Mai bhi kyu itna soch raha hu ye toh ishu ki hai aur ishu toh Mera hai fir uski sari chize bhi toh meri hi hai ! Khool hi leta hu , isme itna Vichar karne ki kya jarurat hai , Mai bhi na !
Shubman placed his hand on the diary to Open it but -
Abhishek- maaaa ! Mai Ghar agaya hu ! Aur dekho kisko saath me leke aya hu Mai !
Shubman- be ye saala humesha bich me agata hai apni tatti si shakal leke !
Aab yaha se jana padega , yaar !
Shubman whined as he placed the diary in it's place and took his bag and ran downstairs in the living room.
Abhishek- huh ! Tu yah-
Shubman- bsdk Der ho rahi hai hat !
how shubman KO Abhishek
Abhishek vs shubman
AND
Abhishek is KO
Abhishek-
Mayank- AHHH ! Mummy ! Aab isse iske room tak bhi mujhe hi poho Chana padega kya!? Shubman bsdk kaha bhag raha hai help toh karte jaa!!!
Shubman- giri hoi chize mai nhi utha ta , tu Sambhal isse bhai , Mai toh chala !!!!
Mayank- shubman saale !! Tujhe keede pade !
Meanwhile-
Humare ye sab chize Jo unke Ghar me ho rahi thi usse Anjan Pranav uncle apne garden me gulabo ko Pani Dal rahe the ,
Pranav- HUH ! Are shubman beta aram se gir jaoge !
Ye bhi na .
( tum sab aab ye soch rahe hoge ki suchitra aunty kaha Hai, ruko ruko batati hu )
In one of mauhale ki aunty ka Ghar ,
Aunty 1 - HAHA !
Aunty 2 - HAHA !
Suchitra- Maine toh soch liye hai Mai apne ishu ke liye keart ke bete ka hath Maang lungi . Bohot achi Jodi hogi dono ki dekh Lena!
Aunty 3 - are tu tension mat le tere ishu ke liye toh koi bhi ha karde ga , itna pyaara ladka Maine aaj tak nhi dekha .
Aunty 4 - tu bohot lucky hai tujhe ishu jaisa ladka mila hai !
Aunty 1 - sabse best hai Tera beta .
Suchitra- ha woh toh hai , aur aab Mere Ghar me sabse best damad bhi ayega likh ke lelo mujhse !
Timeskip brought you by suchitra being a supportive mother in law
Shubman was standing in the college ground as he catched his breath
Shubman- chalo Acha hoa Mai late nhi hu .
Shubman said as few students were still in the ground .
????? - koi bhi garden me ghumega toh uski maa chod dunga BC !!!
Shubman- are Rohit bhaiya bhi agaye , hey bhagwan bhago !
Everyone present in the ground started to run towards their own classrooms including shubman
Rohit - oie ! Ruk shubman!
Shubman stopped on his track and slowly went towards Rohit
Shubman- ha bolo bhaiya ?
Rohit - kyu be kabhi bhi ata hai kabhi bhi jata hai ? tereko ye tere baap ki school lagti hai kya be ?
Shubman- HA ! Mere pita Saman hi toh ho aap Rohit bhaiya.
Rohit - ha thik hai chal chal aab class me ja aur kuch bhi ho toh apne iss bhai ko yaad rakhna .
Shubman- ha , ha bhaiya Mai jata hu bhaiya mujhe waise hi late ho gaya hai
Rohit - thik hai nikal aab .
Again timeskip kyuki Mai garden me nhi ghumti
Shubman stopped infront of the gate of classroom as he saw that teacher has already arrived before him .
Shubman ( in mind ) - are yaar aab ye alag bhashan sunayega apna , Lakin class toh jana hi padega agar class ke bich me kisine ishu pe line Mari toh ?
Shubman- may I come in sir ?
Ravi Shankar- are beta ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai tum toh pahile se hi kamin ho .
Shubman- sir Mera Matlab tha ki Mai andar ajao kya ?
Ravi Shankar - ha ajao waise bhi tumhari ye har roj ki adat hai .
Shubman ( in mind ) - saale mereko bas bade hojane de sabse pahile paise se ye college kharidunga aur teko bhi saath me kharidunga fir dekh te hai kon kamin hai bsdk !
Shubman mood right now
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Bc iske muh pe chappal marunga Mai!
Ravi Shankar- chalo aab waha khade hoke kya dance karke dikhayega , jaldi Ishan ke saath baith ja aur kuch Sikh usse .
Shubman- ha sir jaise aap kaho !
Shubman ( in mind ) - chalo kuch toh Acha nikla iski tatti jaisi shakal se . I am coming ishu !
Shubman sat beside Ishan.
Shubman- hello ishu .
Ishan-
Shubman- ishu kya hoa aap mujhse baat kyu nhi kar rahe ho ?
Ishan -
Shubman- Maine kuch bura kiya hai kya ?
Ishan- ha aap ne humse jhoot bola aur aab hum apse humari dosti tod rahe hai .
Shubman- ishu , let me explain ishu Mai wada karta hu ki Maine tumse ek reason ke karun jhoot bola !
Ishan- abhi Hume kuch nhi sunna hum apse baat nhi karege .
Shubman- ishu -
Ravi - shubman!!
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