Kushida pov.
" Dear diary "
Kushida started writing her new diary ...again.
" I'm told you I'm not marinette fucking dupain cheng "kushida wrote it as she said it aloud.
" But I will fuck mrs cheng and mrs agreste " kushida write her dreams of fuckin milfs.
" So I now going to write about boys ...hmmm , I sometimes think the way of I saying it sounds like I hate men , goddamn I love men , mostly dilfs though " kushida also write it in her diary .
" Why am I writing like this again. Yeah for plot reasons the dumbass author doesn't have a idea of continuing the story or don't know how to make reaction chapters " kushida write it as she bullied the misterloser890.
#stopbullyingmisterloser
" Well start I guess , hmm one of my favorite guys here is hirata , that guy changed his tastes for me just because I wanted gay bestie , thanks man , even I still disappointed he is not gay "
Kushida said and wrote it sadly .
" Thankfully no one read my hirata x ayanokoji stories I written here , I have to burn them "
Kushida looked at the burned ashes of her fantasies.
" But I will still writing ryuuen x ayanokoji stories , I will not stop until it becomes fact "
Kushida written determinedly.
" Hirata is a very good guy , that has a cute smile , a charm that ayanokoji totally doesn't , hirata will be a nice harem mc I guess , but the girls totally want cold and bad boys , well they will realize the mistake when they became mom's themselves " kushida written in her diary .
" I still regret that I give him banana fish as first bl manga , but it's good you know , hirata kun will be a best friend , boyfriend , and a husband I have no doubt in that "
" Finally he is the type of guy , I want to peg all night " kushida finished writing about hirata.
" Next then sudou , the sudou is ...kind of have short temper but he is totally not bad guy I know from the start , he is tall , athletic , undeniably handsome no one just seen it , I will add him to himbo type " kushida sad no recognize how actually handsome sudou is.
Kushida write while sighing
" If I don't marry horikta tsun I will definitely try my best to make sudou x horikta true , a strong himbo x smart tsundere , undeniably cute combo , sudou kun I will be supporting you " kushida write in her diary .
" Whenever I see sudou kun , I see a big large toddler that's pouting , it's triggering my mommy instincts , I get an uncontrollable urge to baby him " kushida started writing about her secret mommy kink .
" Well then there is tarzan and sleeping beauty secret love child , probably born when tarzan mate with aurora in her sleep , spoiler alert : it's koenji "
" I hate him , not for good reason actually. Yeah he is arrogant , self centered , narcissistic , boasts himself , being a pain in the ass , dating cute seniors I haven't met yet , but the real reason probably because ..., He reminds me of my ex , that's cheating narcissistic trash " kushida wrote with anger.
" I never wanted to compare anyone , but it's hard to not to see it , when feeling of the one who break my heart right before me. That's sounds like shit , maybe I one day , apologize to koenji for being mean to him , actually thinking about he is still a gentleman in a way I can't decline , but right now I will still call him douchebag for his unending flirtation to me " kushida write it in her diary little sad .
" And there is manabu , .... I hate this man , I hate him , I hate his ass , I hate his face , I hate his mouth , I hate his eyes , totally I hate him , even if I one day I apologise to koenji , I will never apologize to this ass man " kushida wrote in fury about what he said about suzune.
" Being strict is good to make children learn their way in their life , but over strict to the point of abusive is definitely not cool man , this man , I hate him with my life , I never giving up the idea of give this man a dysentery one day " kushida wrote it revising her plans.
" And I will swipe tachibana senpai from him , and make her pair up with actual good man , who can treat her as a queen as she is , wait until then tachibana senpai " kushida heart ached for her poor senpai.
" I will try my best to make horikta tsun to learn her own way in life rather than following this asshole of a brother guy. " Kushida write in her diary.
" Little short lines for men I totally not communicated much yet.
Hashimoto is hot , totally not gonna lie.
Kanzaki looks hot while frowning maybe it's just me.
Albert best man , I will one day make him my bestie , and we will watch cute cat videos in pyjama party with my face between his pecs. ....I just experience man chest.
Ike .....not out of cannon much I guess , toned down a little maybe.
Yamauchi kun has the most development than I thought actually to be. He became good , that's surprising , I wish good future for him.
Ryuuen I didn't talk to him much yet except his chest , I'm scared of him okay , but if he hurt my babies.
I will kill him.
I want to get along with yukimura just because he looks cute kind of.
Do I forget someone who ?????" Kushida talked to herself.
" Yeah kiyopon I forget him !!" Kushida gasped.
" Yeah how could I ? " Kushida said to herself.
" Well. Sorry bro " kushida to ayanokoji who is just in her room both the previous and this chapter.
" I don't understand the reason why I have to hear your fantasies " ayanokoji said calmly.
" You have the job to straight manning me , but you don't do it "
" I don't understand the whole straight manning thing " ayanokoji said reading a manga that given by kushida to be better at straight manning.
" You have a poker face , knowledgeable , and very dry ...wait no humor you have no humor that's all, perfect for straight manning to add funny element in the story " kushida said explaining her story.
" Oh yeah .." ayanokoji nonchalantly like he didn't hear anything she said , but he heard it all anyways.
" Anyways are you going to write about me too ?" Ayanokoji asked her.
" Well no , I already know what I feel about you , if you have doubt , refer the chapter when I asked you to be my little brother " kushida casually break the fourth wall.
" What chapter ?" Ayanokoji asked her again.
" Anyways what you feel about me kiyopon ?" Kushida asked him curiously.
" We'll see you next chapter " ayanokoji break the 4th wall to end this chapter.
" Hey breaking the fourth wall is my thing !!"
Hey my readers !!
Quick question ; did you think anime female perverts get excused because they're hot ?
Looking at my wattpad kushida with Bombastically side eye.