The Signs as Main Characters:
The Whiny Piece of Shit that You Still Love Because the Story Revolves Around Them: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo
The Adorable Main Character that is Sort of Hopeless: Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio
The Bad Ass, Out of this World Character: Libra, Leo, Aries
The Very Intelligent, Slightly Misunderstood Character:
Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus