Free Food Group Chat!

By potato_511

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when the food is free has a group chat SHIPS INCLUDED: -two hands two stans (obviously 1) -stapoldy (obviousl... More

the beginning
new names! (oh fuck no)
identities
🥐
someone's missing...
new member!
chair au!
gummy apologies
Meet M.A.S.S.
would you rather?
eating at our sanity
sotp right there!
stress, depress, and obsess
fuck you *lyrics in group chat*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
chair chain
beep beep, bitch
six dumbasses, one braincell
party!
if you know, you know.
no b(beep)es?
Italic Identities.
🤩📲◽👔🚜🫐🗃️↕️📍👣 (of wisdom)
DUOTRESNULLASEPTEMPHOBIA.
i listened to caitlin cook while making this part
two hands, two stans
bell might kill her peetah and fries loses his mind
this got dark at the end-
yes.
*randomly becomes 2 characters i simp for*
yes potato is a nerd /j
more... MORE!
Free Food (try to) Count To 10
siblings, siblings, siblings, siblings
THIS FIC PULLS A TWOW 24B
switcheroo, we can too-
are you okay at monopoly?
.-.- --- -.. . --. .-. .... -.-- ...- --- .... .. ---
familie! *family
people get high ok buddy pal
giant roleplay bc i can :)
yf goes to jail???? oh and wild has a mental breakdown
cray-cray over crayons
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEEEEEEE
gods need therapy too
a drug dealer bullies a kid???
TAYLOR WORDS OF SWIFT and everyone gets rizzed
17 34 51 68 85 102 119 136 153 170 187 204 221 238 255 272 289 306 323 340 357
DON'T. EAT. THE. PACKING. PEANUTS.
peanut brains
so uhh i made a crackship help me
mass and the immortal snail
twipping madness
bitchy lighty switchy
itsallmyfault
no texts, yes hurt/comfort
marker <3
he is my skrunkly lil plinko and i love him so much he is so silly aaaaaaaaaaaaa
uno dos tres quatro sinc idk the rest
if i could transport my consciousness into wattpad and live forever here would i
firey jr goes insane /hj
who asked
i forgot to update this for 9 days lol
oh shit eraser better run
[lore] Guess That's It.
who says i can't be single who says i have to mingle baby that's just me
welcome to the gc
forbidden peanuts
i got two bitches now >:)
no texts, but yes murder :)
nyctophobia (did i spell it right)
the best day of firey jr's life
here have your wife back

comfort and couples

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By potato_511

(Marker has made the group chat "rizzlers /j")

(Marker has added Sunny, Potato, Wild Card, Stapy, Foldy, Crystal, and Pen to the group chat)

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: welcome to the rizzlers, you somehow pulled someone @everyone

(Stapy is online)

💙foldy's malewife💙: OH MY GOD, MARKER ACTUALLY MADE IT

💙foldy's malewife💙: LMAOOOOOO

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: you dared me to make this

💙foldy's malewife💙: so now do i have to get you chicken nuggets?

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: well i made it so yes????????????????

(Sunny is online)

💜💙💜💗five cents: YEAH GET HIM CHICKEN NUGGETS STAPY

💜💙💜💗five cents: also hi

💙foldy's malewife💙: how many and what sauce(s) do you want, i'm at the mcdonald's drive thru rn

💜💙💜💗five cents: HELP WHAT????

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: AS MANY AS THEY'LL LET YOU ORDER WITH KETCHUP

💙foldy's malewife💙: okay then (foldy's going to kill me over this i siad i wouldn't get a ton of chicken nuggets)

💜💙💜💗five cents: yk she's in the gc too right?

💙foldy's malewife💙: wait she is

💙foldy's malewife💙: welp i'm fucked but i'll still get the nuggets

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: yay! :D

💙foldy's malewife💙: seeya at my funeral after this- /hj

(Stapy is offline)

(Foldy is online)

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: STAPY, NOT AGAIN!

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: NO NO THE NUGGIES ARE FOR ME THIS TIME

💜💙💜💗five cents: FYM "THIS TIME" ??????????

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Oh wait they are?

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: YES HE ISN'T EATING LIKE 2763 CHICKEN NUGGETS AGAIN (better not or istwc i'm gonna-)

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Oh

(Wild Card and Crystal are online)

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: HEY MARKER, YA CALLED?

🖊 simps and has 2763 ships /exg 🖊: OH HELLO MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON!

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: hello to you too, you mordetwi-coloured gem.

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHAT

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: wait a minute...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: NO I CAN SEE IT

🖊 simps and has 2763 ships /exg 🖊: Wat-

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: YOU'RE PURPLE AND BLUE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THEM

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: LIKE LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME I'M WRONG

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: TELL ME

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

🖊 simps and has 2763 ships /exg 🖊: ...

🖊 simps and has 2763 ships /exg 🖊: I need a minute.

(Crystal is offline)

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: imagine if they sung that with pen /j

💜💙💜💗five cents: HELP I XANT WHAT IS THIS

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: BYE MARKER THAT IS SO REAL

(Pen is online)

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: WTF HAPPENED HERE???????????

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: i told crystal that their colours looked like mordetwi

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: ...

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: wild card, WHY

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: js saying the truth

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOTICED THIS GROUPCHAT'S NAME?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: RIZZLERS?!

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: well we all pulled at least one person *smirks in two*

💜💙💜💗five cents: *fucking melts as you smirk*

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: rizz is just charisma shortened, so nothing too crazy.

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: IF THIS WAS TITLED SOMETHING LIKE "GYATT" OR "SKIBIDI" ON THE OTHER HAND (i literally felt the urge to break my fingers after typing gy@tt and sk!b!d!)

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: WHYD YOU CENSOR THEM?????????????????

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: also RIZZ IS ACTUALLY A SHORTENING OF CHARISMA??????????????

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: yes and if i typed it too much i would actually break my fingers in hatred that i typed such a sinful word

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Can't you js fix them immediately? You're a god, after all

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: yeah but it still fucking hurts

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: damn...

(Potato is online)

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: just like how even though it's been years, it still hurts because of what she did.

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: OH DAMN-

💜💙💜💗five cents: potato? you good? /gen

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: hey, hey, don't worry. it's okay, you're safe now. she can't hurt you... just know you can talk to me anytime, okay?

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: marker's right, you know we won't let anyone get to you. i won't let anyone hurt you, you know that, right? why would i? that wouldn't be good of a god to do that... i'm kind to my followers, and you're one, so i'm kind to you. 2+2=4, so 4-2=2. it's basic math.

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: i know, but...

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: have any of you seem me ever fly?

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: No?

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: well... let's just say i used to be able to.

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: wait... are you implying that she...

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: ...

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: they said that they'd never be the same again... i'd never be able to fly the same again... all because of her.

💜💙💜💗five cents: oh... just remembering what she did...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: she fucking deserved to die. - 📕📗

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WH- Marker?

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: i could be alright with the misinformation, everyone makes mistakes. i could be alright with the murders, we have recovery centres, even if the rest of death pact would say otherwise... BUT NOT THIS. - 📕📗

📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: i'm just going to get my anger out... give me a minute. - 📕📗

(Marker is offline)

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: hey, at least she now REALLY can't hurt me... first was the restraints, and now she's dead. i hate to admit it, but i'm glad. may she rot in hell or wherever she's gone.

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: don't worry, my dear. i'm making sure she NEVER gets a break from the suffering she gave so many people... especially you.

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: ...thank you, wildy...

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: it's nothing.

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: and i thought me and crystal were cute-

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: WAIT ARE YOU TORTURING SOMEONE WILD CARD??????

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: PEN CAN YOU JUST SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

💜💙💜💗five cents: YEAH SHUT UP PILLOW DESERVES IT

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: YEAH, YOU GET IT SUNNY!

💜💙💜💗five cents: she killed me in tpot 9, ofc i get it

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: wait what, how- oh right you kin nickel, lol i forgot for a sec.

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: how do you forget when her name is literally "five cents" ARE YOU BLIND BRO???????? /j

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: even gods aren't safe from forgetting things for a split second...

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Make sure she doesn't end up enjoying it!

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: dw i am doing that, foldy.

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: *it's just a burning memory starts playing*

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: LMAO-

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

💜💙💜💗five cents: PEN YOU CAN STOP NOW WE GET IT

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Marker, we need to mute Pen rn, he's spamming

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: HE'S BUSY BEATING THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF A PILLOW RN!

💜💙💜💗five cents: wishing i was a pillow rn WHAT WHO SAID THAT

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: SUNNY WHAT??????????

💜💙💜💗five cents: NOTJING NOTHING NOTHING

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WAIT WE GOT JIM TO STOP!

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: who's jim /j

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: FUCK I MADE A TYPO

(Stapy is online)

💙foldy's malewife💙: AYO @MARKER I GOT THE NUGGETS

💙foldy's malewife💙: wait... where's marker?

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: oh he started ripping apart a pillow because i was having a breakdown, lmao-

💙foldy's malewife💙: oh

💙foldy's malewife💙: i'm still gonna spam him with the nuggets tho

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: DON'T, PEN WAS SPAMMING IN HERE LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: that reminds me...

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🖊 ultimate gay 🖊: DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS DEMENTIA?

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: OH MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT, PEN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUNT SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOLY SHIT.

THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: WILD CARD NO-

💙foldy's malewife💙: WHAT HAVE I DONE

❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: NO STAPY, THIS ISN'T YOUR FAULT-

💜💙💜💗five cents: OMG STAPOLDY MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: NEXT TIME THEY HAVE SLEEP PARALYSIS, I'M GONNA ASK CRYSTAL WHAT THE FUCK THEY SEE IN YOU, BECAUSE HOW DID YOU PULL THEM? LET ALONE ANYONE, FOR THAT MATTER?!

🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: that's it, i'm tearing up a pillow. see you later darling to the love of my life, potato, bye to the rest of you, and FUCK YOU to pen.

(Wild Card is offline)

💙foldy's malewife💙: ykw since i know where he lives... should i js drop off the nuggets at marker's house?

💜💙💜💗five cents: YES, GIVE HIM THE NUGGETS

💜💙💜💗five cents: oops caps lock mb

💙foldy's malewife💙: got it, see you all in a minute.

(Stapy is offline)

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(1,854 words)

yeah i went through with it-
(people who see my messages will understand what i mean)

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