Insanelly stupid and retarded...

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yo guys, I post insanely stupid and retarded dumb short books on my book of stories. Plz read them cuz I'm ne... More

Tom and the hairy woman
Tom and the hairy woman part 2, a puke problem
the dumb girl
The Dumb twins
YAY!!!!
Jake the retarded kid
the tv that ate a DVD
I don't even know
itsy bitsy spider parody
The mall
This is what an idiot's diary would be like
Type My Life
A puke problem part 3
Random storeh
the beloved screaming face
Christ-mass
The chicken who died of Ebola
Smoking chicken
MY BIRTDAY!!!

The Dumb boy who died

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There was an dumb boy named Thomas.
He hated eating bananas. But he liked eating banana peels.
So whenever he was Hungary, he would ask his little sister to eat a bananana. And when she's done, she would hand over the banana peel to Thomas so he could eat it.

One day Thomas got really sick from eating too much banana peels. So he died because he lived.

The end.

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