Author: Okay before reading, this is basically wherein Yor got a bullet up her ass and uhm... Yeah you know who took Yor's place here...
I was cringing when making this but cringe is my middle name 😀
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Very very sorry.
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"I am not jealous!" Genya exclaimed.
"I'm just... Worried about Muichiro..."
"Jealousy" Both Zenitsu and Kotetsu said in sync. Together with Ginko sitting on the television giggling on the situation.
"What- Zenitsu, what have you been teaching this kid?" Genya rose his tiny not so visible eyebrow.
"Well he said-"
"Out."
Zenitsu awkwardly smiles. He got up and walks out of the house with the door closing.
Genya sighed with a palm on his face. He looks up for a bit then back at Kotetsu.
"What has your uncle been teaching you?"
"Uhm... Something about flirting-"
"YOUR SIX YEARS OLD-!!" Genya yelled. He clenches his fists and calms down with a breath.
"But, don't you and Ma- Papa Mui do it a lot?" Kotetsu glares at his a bit.
"That's different, we're adults-"
"That's your excuse-"
"Kotetsu." Genya interrupted with hands over his hips. Looking at Kotetsu with a stern tone.
"Sorry..." Kotetsu whispered.
"Hehe... That's the kid I raised-"
"Who the fuck said that..."
Ginko immediately covered her beak and looked away. Damn it looks like she spoke too loud.
"Speaking of your father, where is he? It's almost 10pm!-"
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"OUCH! FUCK AOI BE CAREFUL!" Muichiro groaned out. Laying on a soft mattress with Aoi treating his wounds.
"What even happened in your last mission..." Aoi said, putting her mask under her chin and rose an eyebrow.
"Just the... Normal...? I stabbed people and uhm..."
"And???"
"Uhm... Someone shot a bullet up my ass?" Muichiro blinked.
"Oh okay" Aoi said casually and puts back her mask.
"Why are you acting like this is normal?"
"This happened to Kanao once, she went through it" Aoi shrugged it off and took some more medications.
"Wait, so you helped her? So your-"
"Hell no, figure that on your own!" Aoi said aloud.
"Now hurry up and remove those shoes and give it to that scum glasses to fix it"
"So you care about my shoes?"
"It's bloody and I can see your injuries"
"Fuck you" Muichiro grunted, sitting up to take off his shoes.
Aoi rolled her eyes, Muichiro is always like this whenever she's giving him treatment.
"Does your ass still hurt?"
"Kind of..."
Oh my gosh...
"Here let me help" She puts back her tools and puts Muichiro down.
She slowly pulls off Muichiro's shoes hearing his groans, feeling the burning pain of his open wounds.
"Masao really should make you more shoes"
"Let's not talk him, remember the last time he made Kanroji a uniform?"
"Didn't Shinobu burned it and nearly killed him?"
"Yep, she ended up quitting and met someone. Who is also my landlord..."
"I heard Shinobu yelled at him for being late to Mitsuri's date"
"Yep, it happened over the phone"
Aoi threw the shoes off and took her medical tools.
"I heard you have a husband and kid, correct?"
"Yeah..." Muichiro said lowly.
Aoi glances at the teal eyed then back at the tools.
"You like them a lot, don't you?"
"Mhm..." Muichiro looks down.
"Is it bad?"
"Not at all, Shinobu-San will understand"
"Thanks" Muichiro smiles.
Then he realized something.
"Wait, what time is it-"
"No, stay there until I treat you." Aoi demanded.
---
It's passed midnight and Muichiro walks home, feeling pain... You know where...
He slowly steps on the mat and took his keys. He slid the keys into the keyhole and twisted the lock.
Fuck my life...
He opens the door.
To see Genya sleeping on the couch.
Confusion was on Muichiro's face as he steps in and closes the door. He turns on the lights and slowly walks up to Genya. He crouch down only to let out a small groan, enough to wake Genya up.
Genya lets out a grunt and opens his eyes. He sees Muichiro infront of him and rubs his head.
"Muichiro?" Genya said lowly, sitting up.
"Hi Genya-san..." Muichiro smiles awkwardly.
Genya looks over to the clock by the wall across, seeing how late the time is.
"Mui, it's nearly 1am, your home now?"
"I'm sorry..."
"It's fine" Genya sighed and gets up.
Still seeing Muichiro sitting on the ground.
"You good there?"
"Yeah... I just can't get up..." Muichiro said awkwardly.
Genya just continues to to look at Muichiro for a bit.
"Here, let me help..." He said quietly, putting his arm around Muichiro's waist and Muichiro's arm on his shoulder.
He slowly lifts him up, of course Muichiro is trying to handle the pain... you know where...
"Do you feel pain?"
"Kind of..."
"Can you walk?"
"Uhm-"
Genya cutted him off by carrying him bridal style, walking him to their room. Muichiro blushed quite a bit by Genya's act.
"You don't need to do this-"
"You sounded like you couldn't walk" Genya twisted the doorknob.
He gently puts Muichiro down on bed and closes the door. He sits beside his husband looking tired.
Muichiro sat up and looks at Genya.
"Is Kotetsu asleep?" He asks.
"Yeah. Why did you come home late?" Asked Genya.
"Well-"
"Were you with someone?"
Muichiro blinked, seeing Genya sweating quite a bit.
"Are you okay?"
"No, I'm... just worried..." Genya said, rubbing his arm.
Muichiro tilts his head and slowly goes up to Genya.
"I'm fine, don't worry..." He puts a hand on his back.
Although Aoi kind of nearly killed me there...
"Yeah..." Genya looks at Muichiro.
"But you said you felt pain..."
"That's different" Muichiro smiles reassuringly.
Genya smiles back and nods.
"So well..." He puts a hand on Muichiro's thigh, leaning over a bit.
"I was thinking, maybe we can spend a day together tomorrow? Like a mini date?"
"Date?" Muichiro chuckles a bit.
"We're faked married, remember?"
"Well that's one thing you remembered" Genya laughed.
"But I just thought maybe we can use this to get to know more about eachother?"
"I see..." Muichiro nodded.
"But don't you have work tomorrow?"
"Well uhm..."
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"So I can have an excuse to-"
"I really can't believe you're asking a fake husband out to a date" Zenitsu smirks.
"I just thought—"
"Jealous."
"Fucking McDonald's fry you—"
"Gosh!" Amane slammed the table.
"Just do what have to do, I have no time for this!"
"Ah-"
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"She... agreed to let me go?" Genya said nervously.
Well it turns out Genya isn't being that serious man anymore. Just showing off his embarrassment to Muichiro. Hey imagine if Muichiro met Sanemi huh? Or maybe if he found more stuff about Genya?
Welp, it looks like he's getting embarrassed and nervous about this. He did argue with McDonald's Fry then upset their boss.
In the end they just talked about some stinky boar Zenitsu met.
"So... Do you agree?"
"Sure" Muichiro nods.
"Well uhm, do you need help in changing know your—"
"No need...!!!"
---
"So you're going out with Papa Mui?" Kotetsu asks Genya, sitting on the dinner table eating his breakfast with Ginko beside him.
"Yes, and Zenitsu is gonna look after you again—"
"REALLY!?" Kotetsu exclaimed happily.
"Well Yes but don't listen to whatever advice he gives you on flirts..." Genya rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Awh damnit..." Kotetsu pouts.
Ginko walks over to Kotetsu a bit and whispers to his ear.
"Zenitsu's gonna be 30 minutes late so we have some time"
"Oh!" Kotetsu smiles.
"Okay I'm here...!!!" Muichiro said a loud.
"Oh Mui—"
(I don't feel like coloring tbh... I mean I might replace this with a colored version if I don't get Art block)
"No wonder why they share a bedroom..." Ginko whispered.
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Fuck I can't do this shit— Muichiro thought, complaining on how his ass hurt.
"Mui? Are you okay? We just got out of the house seven minutes ago..." Genya said, confused on Muichiro's behavior.
"Yeah, I'm fine!" Muichiro said awkwardly.
Genya blinks. He glances over to the side as they walk. The situation he's in felt awkward. Is this what nervous people feel on dates?
Genya isn't nervous, or so he thought... Probably just overthinking about Muichiro not enjoying it. Isn't that part of being nervous and overwhelmed?
God fucking damnit. Genya thought, wanting to punch himself.
"Genya—"
"YEAH!?!?" Genya shouted and puts a hand over his mouth. He turned away with a flushed pink face, embarrassed that he yelled in public.
Muichiro looks at Genya for a bit.
"Genya-san, are you okay—"
"Yeah I'm fine, why'd you ask?" Genya said, turning back at Muichiro, smiling.
"Ah uhm—"
"Tokito-san!!!" Someone called.
Both males turned to see Muichiro's friend, Tanjiro Kamado. The moment Genya saw him, he thinned his lips with a stern look.
"Tanjiro-San!" Muichiro waved.
"Hi! How are you?" He said, smiling.
"I'm okay! Oh, by he way, this is Genya-san" He said, introducing Genya.
"Nice to meet you" Genya said politely, smiling towards the other.
"Nice to meet you too!" Tanjiro extended a hand for a handshake.
He paused for a bit.
"I smell annoyance and irritation coming from you, are you okay?" He said, lowering his arm.
"What the fuck—" Genya was caught off guard, what does he mean by that?
"Tanjiro has a sensitive nose" Muichiro said, pointing at his nose.
"He can smell feelings and other things..."
"Sensitive nose?" Genya repeated.
He looks at Tanjiro a bit. Does this mean he knew he's a spy?
"Well then," Tanjiro pats Muichiro's shoulder.
"I need to go, see you guys!!!" He said, walking away with a smile and a wave.
"Bye!" Muichiro waved.
Genya gave off a scoff and looks at Muichiro. Out of nowhere, he brushes off the spot where Tanjiro patted his shoulder.
Muichiro looks at Genya, confused.
"What are you doing?—" He asked.
"Nothing..." Genya muttered.
Muichiro furrows his eyebrows with pouted lips.
"You seemed to act rude around Tanjiro-San..."
"I don't know what your talking about" Genya shrugged.
Muichiro crosses his arms.
"Were you jealous or something?" Muichiro rose a brow.
"Jealous?" Genya turns away.
"We're faked married for our own reasons, why would I be jealous?"
Muichiro's eyes widened a bit. He grips to the handle of his bag.
"Why are we having this date then?"
"I said we're doing this to know more about eachother right?" He pauses.
"It's not really a real date as we don't share those kinds of feelings"
"Right..." Muichiro looks down.
"I'm going home then..." He said, turning away and walks off.
"Mui!" Genya called out.
But Muichiro just kept walking away...
Until his ass hurts then he stopped. He touches his stomach, feeling the pain and crouched down for a bit.
"Muichiro?" Genya walks over, helping him stand.
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"I'm worried..." Kotetsu said, hugging himself.
"I assume you've read my mind and saw the future?" Ginko asked.
Kotetsu nodded.
"I mean... I lost my parents, and seeing Dad and Papa Mui saying that the marriage was for convenience I..." Kotetsu looks away.
"I'm afraid I might lose another family... And the look on Mama's face—"
"Everything will be okay" Ginko said, reassuringly.
"Your parents will work things out don't worry"
---
"Fuck everything" Muichiro grunts, sitting down by a table with Genya in the nearest restaurant.
"Well you did say you need to go to the restroom and your hungry" Genya stated.
Muichiro pouts and looks away.
A waitress then came by and gave them menus.
"Hi, may I— Genya-san?"
The moment Muichiro heard that, he turns back and looks at the waitress. She has brown hair, green eyes and tan skin.
"Ah, Yuki-chan... I didn't know you work here" Genya said.
"Yeah, I lost my other job and this one's got a free slot so..." Yuki shrugs.
"So may I take your order?"
"Uhm.. Yakitori? Is it available?"
"Yep!" Yuki said, writing on her paper pad.
"What else?"
"Well..."
"Watermelon?" Yuki chuckled.
"You know me too well" Genya laughs.
Muichiro here, watching everything, is gripping onto the menu with a sadistic smile plastered on his face.
"Well then, how about you—" Yuki sees Muichiro so tense. She felt a shiver down her spine, trying to keep her happy smile.
"Furofuki Daikon" Muichiro replies, in monotone.
"O-Okay... And drinks?"
"Water is fine..." Genya said.
Yuki just nods and takes back the menus, and walks away.
"Genya-san." Muichiro called.
"Hm? Mui?" Genya turns to Muichiro.
He froze.
Why is Muichiro looking at him like that?
"Who was that?" Muichiro asks.
"Yuki... We met when I first moved into this city..." Genya said, sitting straight.
The look on Muichiro's eyes is like he wants to murder someone.
"Your acting weird Muichiro-san..." Genya said, nervous.
"Am I now?" Muichiro lets out a laugh.
"Remember, don't make your wife jealous, angry or anything bad! She'll have a look of a murderer filled with bloodlust... Well that is if we find a beautiful woman for some ugly asshole like you"
Fuck, I understand you now Zenitsu.... Genya thought and prayed that everything's gonna be okay.
Murder her? No it'll be too messy and illegal... But I'm an assassin... What if I asked Shinobu-San to give me a file when I need to murder her? Wait, why am I planning a murder on her? She's innocent! But she's with Genya-san right? Wait no... I'm with Genya-san... Wait no... I'm— Wait— Well fuck...
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"We're home!" Genya said, opening the door. Still having the look like he saw death itself.
"Dad!!!" Kotetsu said happily and hugs him.
"And you don't even hug your uncle?" Zenitsu scoffs.
Muichiro lets out a huff and walks to his room.
"Eh? Muichiro—"
"Go sleep on the couch tonight." Muichiro said, glaring an icy cold look on Genya's face. He huffy and shuts the door on him.
'What is this feeling of defeat...?' Genya thought, just standing there...
"What happened?" Asked Zenitsu.
"I don't even know..."
Author: Relax Genya, just relax...
I'm probably gonna add more dead characters from my yandere book lmao, they lived a very short life...