Khadus x Doctor psycho
" Subah-bakhair
Miss khadus..."
( At 6:00Am)
" Hey !! Remember my nephew ishaan, I just told your stories to him , usse bhi abhi apke tarah Singham banna hain , like seriously ek Singham Kam tha kya humare zindagi mein , abh ek aur ko bhi uljhan barana hain ...! "
( At 11:00 Am)
" Hey ! Still busy? "
(At 3:00 Pm)
" Are you serious ? Aise din bhar gayeb koun rehta hain, If you are fooling around, am gonna kill you Miss khadus..! "
( At 5 :00 PM )
" hey! are you okay? "
(At 7:00 Pm)
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At Haseena's place, as she opened the door to her room, she was taken aback by the unexpected visitor. To her delight, it was none other than her best friend, Zeenat!
Overwhelmed with joy, they both couldn't contain their excitement upon seeing each other after such a long time. Haseena quickly made room for Zeenat and warmly gestured for her friend to come inside. The room instantly filled with laughter and happiness.
" Kitni waqt baad mulakat hua tujhse, ajkal Lucknow itna bha gaya kya ?" Zeenat asked pulling her friend into a bone crushing hug
" Aisa koi baat nehi hain , tu bata Tera kya haal chaal? Nikaah kab hain?" Haseena asked with a smile .
" Areh ussi wajah se toh Milne aayi hu , Nikaah agle saal Tak hi mumkin hain ,
You know about Mehran's Professional life naa , military man hain usse chutti nehi milta hain , he won't get a long holiday iss saal , filhaal engagement hogi agle hafte, tab tak tujhe yahi rukna hain samjhi uske pehle agar Jane ka socha Naa, teri khair nehi..." Pulling apart from the hug , Zeenat threw her warnings at haseena.
" Achha, Mumbai mein hi hain engagement ?" Haseena asked gesturing her to seat on the couch.
" Haan..., ! " Zeenat said in agreement.
" Aur Tu bata koi Mila kya tuje , ya phir abhi bhi black n white chal Rahi hain zindagi? "
Zeenat asked but without letting haseena to answer her question she added up with an sad pout,
" waise tujhe ek tips de du , military ho ya Police wale, inko kabhi maat date karna aur shadi toh bilkul nehi, chahe Jo ho jaye, Kaanon sambhalte sambhalte sab bhool jaate hain . "
Due to the mutual feelings , thoughts strikes on her mind, as she's facing something like the same ,
" Haan Subha se , wohi bhugat rahe hain.." haseena utter in a low voice rolling her eyes .
" Kyaaaa....! " Widened her eyes Zeenat asked, " And you didn't tell me ?? " Tabhi sochun Lucknow mein kuch toh jhol chal raha hain Tera !! Koun hain hain woh badnaseeb jisko tune apne lapete mein le liya? " Zeenat sat straight while tossing the canvas of questions one after another with a keen eyes.
" K...kya bataye, kuch bhi t...toh nehi..." Haseena fumbled being awkward .
" Kya bewakuf samjha hain humein? Sidhe sidhe bolegi yaa main suru ho jayu?" Zeenat slowly moved forward, mischievously extending her hands and moving her fingers to tickle the latter , seeing her coming haseena gulped down with a scary expression then utter,
" bata rehe hain Zee, ye sab maat karna ..."
Stopped in her place, Zeenat folded her arms around her waist, asked rolling her eyes in curiosity , " don't tell me woh bhi police mein hain?"
" Zee! Shanti se tu se baithegi pehle ? Hum bata rahe hain .. ! " Haseena stated and Zeenat nodded her head and sat down calmly.
Recalling their first encounter haseena started,
" Zab humein ye lag raha tha aab zindagi mein kuch alag nehi hone wala kuch nayapan nehi reh gaya uss dhoran toofan mail ki tarah humari zindagi mein aye, S H O Karishma Singh, Lucknow police . " She couldn't help but a gleeful hue spread all over her face she utter,
" Ek number ki khadus, Jazbaat ke J se bhi talukat na rakhne wale saksh, unse Jayda badtameezi se isse pehle humse kisine baat nehi kiya tha , hence I didn't liked her at all , pehli bar jab dekha tha , laga ye kaise insaan hain, har bat par gussa nak par chada rehta hain aur gusse mein aakar har kisi ko Topa bolti rehti hain , i mean aisa sabdh hota bhi hain ye humari zehen se bahar tha .. !!
Calmness ka unse toh dur dur Tak koi wasta hi nehi hain , bat bat par bawal karti hain par ...." As she paused Zeenat asked elbowing her with dancing eyebrows she teases her and haseena's face lit up with a warm red hue ,
" Par ek roz maloom para ye insaan utni bhi buri nehi hain , Dil se acchi hain . "
smiling a bit she remembered their bunk memories then continued,
" Aur kya kahe unke bare mein, Bilkul baccho ki tarha zid karti hain aur dusre hi paal galati ka ehsas hone par khud hi khudko saja deti hain , aur janti hain , kisise kuch nehi sunne waali Karishma Singh , ajkal humari kehne par shant ho jaati hain, aur tih aur , tuje pata hain Zee, Hume Khush dekhne ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hain , pata nehi kaise par unki muh se aab doctor psycho sunna bhi humein accha lagta hain , unke sath kulhad wali chai piyu ya phir woh humarey pasandita coffee banake pilaye sab accha lagta hain, Aab Tak toh hum yehi jante the ki jhagde milon ki faasle bardha dete hain par humare mamle mein sara ulta hua, aab woh iss tarah Jud chuki hain humari zindagi se ki unki na hone se humein farak padta hain , sochte hain toh tajjub hota hain ki woh Khadus insaan humari azeez dost ban chuki hain , aab bas itna pata hai ki unki dosti nehi khona kisi bhi keemat par.... aur.."
As haseena was saying , Zeenat made her stop and asked rolling her eyes ,
" E...ek minute mohtarma, Zara ruke aap, aur apne lafzon par Gour farmaye , matlab Dost? Like really...? Jiski intro mangne par tumne Puri ki Puri dastan muh javani suna Diya , aisa lag raha hain koi autobiography sun rahe hain aur ye keh rahi hain dost...!!
Allah miyan , iss aurat ki dimag ka tar hil gaya hain bilkul hi !!
Haseen , do you realise, tu Karishma Singh ke bare mein pichle 5 minute mein kinte sabdh bol gayi Bina ruke, areh main nehi rokti toh sayad audio book ban jata , aur ye tuje dosti lag raha hain ? Matlab seriously ?"
Clearing her throat haseena remind her self to stop now then utter in awkward ness
" Haaa...haan, D...dost hi hain humari,
zyada bakwaas maat kar..! " Haseena tried to convence her friend.
" Mujhe yakeen dila Rahi hai ya khud ko? " Zeenat said shook her arms then continued pointing at her face,
" Allah ka khauf kar haseen ! Tere ye chehra ki chamak bata rahi hain tu kitni sach bol Rahi Hain.. main toh kehti hu, ek Kam kar meri toh engagement ceremony hain hi tu bhi ek mandap mein karle baat pakki , kharcha hum share kar lenge dono dost milke.." Zeenat spoke her idea in excitement.
" Shut up Zee!! " Haseena rolled her eyes.
" Accha, ye toh bata kam se kam usne Kiya nehi kya tujhe propose, accha propose na sahi chota mota kiss, ? " Zeenat asked
Witnessing Haseena's glare Zeenat spoke,
" accha kiss na sahi , ehsaas Zahir Kiya? "
" Allah, kyun hi bataya Humne iss jahil insaan ko sab kuch, Maan ti kyun nehi tu, bata rahe hain na sirf dost hain aur nahi unhone kuchh bhi kiya hain, pro...pose wagerah.." haseena replied with hesitation while slapping herself in her mind for spilling all the beans to her friend.
" tch! tch ! Kuch bhi Nehi Kiya? Kitni slow ho tum log , itna kuch feel karte ho par ek dusre se batate nehi .. " Saying this remorse fully Zeenat asked further,
" Photo toh dikha, dikhne mein kaise hain hum bhi dekhe ? "
Before haseena utter anything, her phone biped, with few texts as she opened, she found its from her khadus.
" Aaj thoda kaam mein busy ho gaye the din bhar. Iss liye baat nehi kar payi par aab waqt leke aayi hun ,
chota mota maafi mil sakta hain kya ? ..."
" I hope tum mujhe sajaye injection nehi dogi iss bat ke liye , iske badle kal wali halwa done hain jab tum lautogi main pakka khilane wali hu bana kar...."
" Am sorry doctor psycho!! "
Seeing the texts haseena's face lit up with glee but before she could text back Zeenat with a mischievous grin came to her and snatched her phone, then utter ,
" accha toh issi pareshani bhugatne ki baat chal raha tha subha se?"
" Zee! Giveme my phone ! " Haseena shouted greeted her teeths.
Laughing a bit Zeenat utter, " ruko, zara sabar karo hum bhi toh thodi apke Daroga ji ko dekhe, jisko dekh kar apki jazbaat behek rahi hain ajkal ."
Then seeing the DP she utter in awe,
" Allah, ye tera khadus toh bada lajawab hain, ek dum hot, rough and tough..! Haseen ..! Exchange karayegi kya tu ?"
Shooting a death glare haseena utter, " Zee, humari phone wapas kar , teri nikaah ke pehle mout ke qua mein dhakel denge nehi toh tuje .."
Ignoring her words Zeenat, said,
" daroga ji ko bhi bula nah engagement ceremony mein, humse bhi mulaqaat karao Bhai , saying this she asked, " Chod mein hi khud invite kar deti hoon, yehi khadus wala number hain na unka?"
haseena frantically looked around, found an injection syringe as usual , took it up to her friend, and climbed upon her then warned,
" Aaj Tera murder kar denge hum, ye naam dubara liya toh .."
Seeing her in this avtar Zeenat got steady her place then said, " main toh majak kar rahi thi , y...ye injection hata, mein Teri best friend hoon woh bhi ek lauti..."
Taking back her phone haseena spare her then said, " Tera aur koi Kam nehi hain kya , humein invite karna ho gaya ho toh Ghar ja abhi humein bohat Kam hain.."
" Haan, samajh hi rahe hain kya kaam hain ,
thik hain ja rahe hain usse pehle , paani sharbat, coffee chai kuch pila de phir chali jaungi..." Zeenat said
" Laate hain.." Saying this haseena went out.
Meanwhile one more text arrived from khadus,
" Doc psycho, tum sach mein bohat jada naraz ho ka? "
" Ha naraz toh hain, par Narazgi dur karne ke liye aap kuch karengi toh hum Maan jayenge..." The Reply sent.
" koun ho tum, doctor psyco aise baat nehi karti ..." Incoming text recived.
" Areh, hum haseena hi hain..! " The Reply sent.
" Ama , topa samjhe ho ka humko, aap jo bhi hain kripya kar ke humein haseena mallick se waqif na karaye .." incoming text recived.
" Itna yakeen se kaise keh sakte hain aap " the reply sent .
" Woh naraz nehi khafa bolti hain humesha, toh ye main Maan hi nehi sakti ki aap haseena hain..." Incoming text recived.
" Waah, very impressive, waise aap dikhne mein jitni smart hain aap actual mein utni hain bhi ... " As soon as Zeenat send the reply haseena came with a coffee mug for the latter while caught her texting on her phone.
Haseena remembered she mistakenly forgot her phone into the room in hurry. She immediately shouted,
" Zeee!!! " And snatched the Phone she found out a incoming text from her khadus but without opening it she saw Zeenat smiling playfully standing aside. Realising the matter haseena moved to her.
Fumming in anger Haseena glance at her friend while the latter passed a naughty smile and said, " kitna cute hain, tera kha.... I mean daroga ji... Jhat se pehchan liya ki tu nehi balki koi aur text bhej raha hain.., umm man na toh padega bohat jada hi pehchante hain tuje..."
With a playful look she teases her so that she could easily escape diverting the topic, and hearing her , haseena instantly got shy on KS's name but trying to hide the blush she moved her face and utter, " tuje toh pakka mar dalenge hum Zee.! " Keeping her phone aside she ran behind her friend with greeted teeths, while Zeenat utter while running away,
" Take a moment to reflect, Dosti ki aar mein ye jo mohabbat pal Rahi Hain tumhare dil mein , ye jealously uski saboot hain, aur agar tujhe yakeen na ho ki woh bhi tujhe chahti hain toh ekbar azma kar dekh le bula unhe dekh tere ek kehne par woh aati hain ya nehi .."
and she rush out while Haseena paused at her place and thoughts surrounded her she looked for her cell phone with restless eyes. ...
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