Trivia: The events of the first three Hellraiser movies, Hellseeker, and Hellworld take place in this world.
Along with a Halloween crossover.
Hellworld, mainly for Henry Cavill.
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The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!
Y/N: I'm glad you are...
Y/N walked out of the portal covered in blood.
Millie snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.
Y/N: Actually, I'll be at Ozzie's too. It's my parents' anniversary as well. They've been planning it for months. It's kind of a big deal for them, you know? Mom really loves that place. It's kind of funny we're all going to be there around the same time. Maybe we'll see each other. I'm going to because dad wants me there, and I got invited by Verosika.
Millie: Oh! That would be exciting! I never imagined your dad going to a place like Ozzie's.
Y/N: Yeah, it's a bit surprising. My dad usually prefers quieter places, but he's making an exception because it's a special day.
Y/N looked at Loona.
Y/N: Loona, my dad said you can come with us to Ozzie's. I...had to do some talking. So did mom. He's not exactly your biggest fan, but he's trying to be accommodating.
Loona's eyes light up, and she can barely contain her excitement. She bounces a little on the spot, her tail wagging furiously. She jumped to Y/N and kissed him repeatedly.
Blitzo: Ugh, can you four not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the four of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us. And I'm pretty sure Y/N's parents reservation is for them, Y/N, Verosika, and Loona.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Loona: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all.
He hugs the four tightly.
Blitzo: See you lovebugs later!
He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.
Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands.
Loona: Let's go, Y/N.
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The mansion Y/N, his parents and Cenobites lived in was adorned with intricate Gothic architecture, featuring pointed arches, towering spires, and ornate stone carvings depicting scenes of otherworldly significance. A wrought iron gate guards the entrance, bearing the symbol of the Cenobites—a stark reminder of the power that resides within.
Inside, the mansion is a blend of opulence and austerity. Dark, polished woodwork lines the halls, contrasting with the dimly lit corridors that echo with the faint whispers of the past. Elaborate tapestries adorn the walls, depicting scenes of both beauty and horror, while antique furniture adds an air of old-world elegance to the surroundings.
In the heart of the mansion lies the main living area, a cavernous space dominated by a grand fireplace and towering bookshelves filled with ancient tomes and arcane artifacts. Heavy velvet drapes hang from the windows, casting deep shadows across the room, while flickering candlelight illuminates the intricate patterns of the Persian rugs that cover the floor.
In their elegantly stark bedroom, Jenna is finishing her makeup in front of a large, ornate mirror.
Jenna: Darling, I gotta say, it's real big of ya to give Loona a chance tonight. And Ozzie's, huh? I know you ain't exactly a fan of Fizzarolli or the owner.
Pinhead, meticulously aligning the last of his pins, meets her gaze in the reflection of the mirror.
Pinhead: Indeed, Jenna. My personal feelings towards the establishment and its characters are secondary to the needs of the family. It's a fitting venue for what I need to discuss with Y/N.
Jenna, curious, leans in a little closer, her earrings catching the light.
Jenna: And what's that, darling? You've been all mysterious about this announcement. What's got you wanting to do it there of all places?
Pinhead turns to face her, his expression unreadable yet solemn.
Pinhead: In time, my love.
He kissed her hand.
Jenna's smile holds a touch of warning as she speaks to Pinhead, her tone gentle yet firm.
Jenna: Now, darling, I want you on your best behavior tonight. No causing a scene with Frizzoroli or Asmodeus. We're there for us, not for them.
Pinhead nods, though a hint of lingering irritation flickers in his eyes.
Pinhead: I make no promises, Jenna. Especially after what they said at the wedding.
Jenna sighs, shaking her head with a wry smile.
Jenna: Oh, let it go, Pinny. You know those two are just hypocrites. Besides, i'm 80% sure they didn't mean that stuff. They're also really great friends. Besides, Asmodeus is still Y/N's godfather.
Pinhead grudgingly concedes.
Pinhead: Very well, but if they insult you or Y/N.
The room went red and chains appeared.
Pinhead: I will skin the clown alive! Pull his intestines and bones from his mouth. Rip his brain from his nose! And string them around the gates of our house!
Jenna looked unfazed by this. She was use to him violently killing people.
Jenna: What about Ozzie?
The room went back to normal
Pinhead: I can only do heavy damage. But I would never win a fight. But for you and our child , I would take that risk.
Jenna's tone is teasing as she talked to him.
Jenna: Thanks sweetie, but I don't want a repeat of Lu Lu World, darling. Remember what happened last time?
Pinhead's response is both defensive and unapologetic, his voice carrying a hint of amused exasperation.
Pinhead: It's not my fault the clown tripped over my foot and fell into an open pit. Right around the construction site.
Jenna can't help but chuckle at his explanation, shaking her head with affectionate incredulity.
Jenna: You didn't have to yell, "Start shoveling, boys!" as he tried to get out.
Pinhead: Besides. Queen Lilith already felt with the clowns hypocrisy. And she put a stop to it that day.
Y/N knocked on the door and stuck his head in.
Y/N: Hey, Mom, Dad, what do you think of this outfit?
He wears a tailored black suit jacket with matching trousers, accentuated by a crisp white dress shirt underneath. A slim black tie adds a touch of sophistication to the ensemble, perfectly complementing the sleek lines of the outfit. His shoes are polished to a high shine, completing the polished look.
Pinhead and Jenna turn their attention to their son, assessing his attire with a discerning eye.
Pinhead: Hmm, it's... acceptable, I suppose.
Jenna: Oh, Y/N, you look wonderful, dear!
As they make their way to the front door, Pinhead's authoritative voice echoes through the halls, summoning two of his loyal Cenobites to accompany them on their evening out. Chatter and Look See arrived.
Pinhead: By the way, your dating Octavia. How are Stolas and Stella.
Y/N: Well, from what Octavia told me...Stella is out of the house. So I'm guessing...marriage over?
Pinhead: Good. I never did like that bitch.
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Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust in 5 minutes.
Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks to him.
Moments later, Pinhead, Jenna, Look See, Chatter, and Y/N make their entrance, each exuding their own distinctive presence.
Y/N: Uh, hi Mom, Dad. These are my friends, Moxxie and Millie. They're from the I.M.P. office. They're... they're really nice. Uh, Moxxie, Millie, this is my mom, Jenna, and my dad, Pinhead. They're... uh... they're pretty cool.
Jenna: Oh! It's so great to meet you both! Oh! I love your dress. You definitely got good taste.
Millie: Oh thank you! I love your hair!
Jenna smiled happily.
Moxxie: Sir, Pinhead. It's an...honor to meet you...sir.
Pinhead just looked at Moxxie.
Pinhead: Charmed.
That's when Loona appeared.
Y/N: Oh...Loona. You look...great.
Loona: Thanks. You do too.
Y/N: Oh. Loona, these are my parents.
Loona: Oh! Hey! You two! Listen, it's great to be seeing you both! You both look really great tonight.
Jenna: Oh, your such a charmer! Isn't she, Pinhead. Isn't she?
Pinhead:...Yes...let's go.
Loona: Shit! I overdid it!
Y/N held her hand. She smiled and kissed his cheek.
They all walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and smirks.
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The scene cuts to several flickering neon signs. Then it zooms out to the front of Ozzie's and cuts to Moxxie and Millie walking inside the building. Then Pinhead and his wife. Then Y/N and Loona. Then Chatter and Look See. Blitzo attempts to follow them in, but the bouncer, Jesse, pulls him aside.
Jesse: Woah there, buddy. Got a reservation?
Blitzo: Oh, yeah. I'm with those groups.
Jesse: This club is for couples only.
Blitzo: It's what?
Jesse: No date, no reservation, no entry.
Blitzo: Come on. You let Buck teeth and no eyes in.
Jesse: They are body guards.
Blitzo looks up and down at Jesse, and tries to pick up the bouncer as his date, instead.
Blitzo: ...Y-you know, you have really nice eyes, daddy?
He gets thrown into the lid of a dumpster, then shut inside. Blitzo pops up out of the trash.
Blitzo: You fucking prude!
He gets out, his tail gets caught, and he ends up on top of trash bags. He crosses his arms and smiles.
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Stolas was in his mansion's dining area, pouring milk into his cereal. He groans as it shows him sitting at an empty table. He carries his bowl to a couch and covers himself with a blanket. Stolas turns on the TV to "Hell-a-Novela" and slumps down.
Gabriella: Ay, why won't you love me Alejandro?
Stolas: That's a mood, Gabriella.
The telephone rings. Smoke comes out and says "Blitzy is calling". Stolas realizes and slightly chokes but then scrambles over to the phone, spilling his bowl and getting stuck in his blanket in the process.
Stolas: Helloo? Hello, Blitzy?
Blitzo: Stolas, heyyy. You-uh, shit... you busy tonight?
Stolas: Umm, why do you ask?
Blitzo: I was wondering if you... wanna come with me to a club tonight?
Stolas: Are you asking me on a date, Blitzy?
He is blushing and his pupils turn into hearts.
Blitzo: I-yes, I suppose that is what's happening. How fast can you get down to Lust?
Stolas: I can be ready in twenty!
Blitzo: Alright, fantastic. See you soon.
Stolas: I'll see you, Blitzy~
Stolas pulls out an outfit, transitioning to him putting on eyeliner, looking in the mirror. He turns around and puts on blush. It switches over to Blitzo pacing back and forth on a street.
Blitzo: Come on, come on, come on...
Stolas arrives and steps through a glowing portal behind Blitzo.
Stolas: Oh, Blitzy. I'm here~
A spotlight appears on Blitzo.
Blitzo: Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't ya think?
Stolas: W-well, I-I just wanted to look a little nicer for you. This is our first real date after all.
They both walk off together, holding hands.
Blitzo: Oh yeah, I guess this is, huh.
Jesse: You, again? Beat it, shithea-
Stolas: Ahem, do we have a problem?
Jesse: ...Oh! Uh, shit! Uh, my apologies, your highness. Uh, please go right in.
Blitzo pops out behind the curtain and flips off the bouncer before going inside.
Blitzo and Stolas enter Ozzie's and find a table.
Stolas: Oh, MY! Oh, no; No, but, yes! Oh, Blitzo, how romantic is this? What made you choose such a place to bring me?
Blitzo pulls out a pair of binoculars.
Blitzo: Oh, it just sounded like- I just thought we'd have a blast here, you know?
As he's looking, he spotted the the princess of Hell, along with a grey skinned woman with abd eyepatch and Y/N. Wait, Y/N?
Blitzos eyes widened as he saw the other Y/N. He was wearing headphones and sunglasses. The princess and woman held his hands and both kissed his cheek.
Blitzo rubbed his eyes and looked again and this time spotted his employees. Y/N and Loona were sitting together. Pinhead and his wife were sitting together. Look See and Chatter sat at a table close to both.
Blitzo: Gotcha!
Stolas: Oh, Blitzo. What are you looking at?
Blitzo: I'm looking at nothing; how about that? But I thought I saw another Y/N.
Stolas: Oh. The Shy Reaper. Very nice gentleman.
A waitress named Crane comes over to their table.
Crane: Can I get you two off- I mean, start you two off with some drinks?
Stolas: Yes! Um, perhaps some wine to share; do you prefer red wine or white, Blitzo? Or perhaps some champagne?
Blitzo: Yeah, whatever.
Stolas: Well, perhaps all three. Why not? So, Blitzo, how was your day?
Blitzo: Huh? Oh, good I guess. We killed a bunch of beardos
Stolas: THAT sounds fun! How did you kill them?
Blitzo: How? I-I-I mean, there was a lot of them, so I-bullets.
Stolas: Right, right... so, what made you decide to ask me out after all this time?
Blitzo: Uhhhh...
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Y/N sat with Loona and held her hand.
Y/N: So, uh... Loona, how's your day been so far?
Loona: It's been alright, thanks for asking. How about yours?
Y/N: Oh, uh, you know, same old, same old. Just... trying to keep up with everything at work and stuff.
Loona smiled and kissed his cheek. She held both his hands.
Loona: Well. Your parents seem nice.
Y/N: Yes. They are. Moms the social one. Dad...well...he's more of a introvert.
Loona: I can tell.
Verosika: Babe!
Verosika smiled and sat on Y/N's lap.
Verosika: I'm so happy you came!
She kissed both his cheeks. Loona watched and got a little jealous.
Verosika: I'm glad your here~.
Y/N: T-thank you for inviting me...
Loona: Careful. Your gonna overwhelm him.
Loona pulled out a bag full of things for Y/N. She packed everything Y/N would need. Noise-canceling headphones to block out loud sounds. A fidget spinner and stress ball for tactile stimulation. Sunglasses to reduce glare and bright lights. A small bottle of lavender essential oil for calming aromatherapy. Chewable necklace for oral stimulation.
Verosika: Relax. I'm not gonna overwhelm him.
Loona: That remains to be seen.
Verosika: Well, I couldn't resist the chance to spend some time with my favorite guy. You know Y/N. There is a sex room here~. And I got a new bra I'd like you to see~.
Loona: Hey! I'd like to spend time with him too, you know.
Verosika: We could have another three way if you want.
Loona blushed at that mention of a three way.
Y/N's cheeks flush with color as he squirms slightly in his seat, feeling a mix of excitement and discomfort at Verosika's affectionate gestures. He fidgets with his hands, unsure of how to respond to her advances, but also appreciative of the attention. His gaze shifts nervously between Verosika and Loona.
Y/N scans the menu, his eyes darting over the options as he tries to focus on making a decision. Glancing over at his parents' table, he notices their order of steamed clams, and an order of salad, and lady fingers.
Verosika: So, what do you think of this place, Y/N? Is it living up to your expectations?
Y/N: It's...big.
Loona: So, I heard awhile back that Lucifer and Lilith were here.
Verosika: Ya. Think this was nine years ago. From what I've heard, they wanted a quiet evening together. So, they decided to disguise themselves to blend in. Lucifer then got on stage and sang Lilith a song. That was until Asmodeus comes on stage with Fizzarolli to mock his song. Needless to say, Lilith was not happy with what they said. Boy, was that a mistake. Their faces dropped once they realized who they insulted.
Y/N: What did she do?
Verosika: Oh, Lilith didn't hold back. She nut punched Asmodeus. And ripped out one of Fizzarolli's kidneys.
Loona: Oh my god!
Y/N gagged.
Music starts playing and several dancers descend from the ceiling.
Fizzarolli: Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight!
He descends from the center stage.
Pinhead: Damn it.
Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!
Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?
Blitzo: Oh, no fucking way. Not HIM!
Fizzarolli: I am the one and only Fizzarolli! Some of you may recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself and uh, ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight: Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream and The Squirterz!
Verosika then poses during a paparazzi and kisses Y/N.
Fizzarolli: But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land?
Audience laughs.
Y/N gulped nervously.
Fizzarolli: Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue!
Both Stolas and Blitzo look away.
Fizzarolli: That robo me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean.
Pinhead: You're wasting your emotions, Fizzarolli. You make enough money as it is.
Fizzarolli: Oh! Looks like I got a smart ass! And what's your deal, huh? You got something to say?
He moved closer to Pinhead, unaware of who he was addressing. Fizzarolli paused, his eyes widening as he recognized the imposing figure before him.
Fizzarolli: Oh, shit...Hey Jenna! Hey Y/N! Hey...Pinhead. Listen, I was just pulling a fast one on ya...
Pinhead's gaze remained unwavering as Fizzarolli backpedaled.
Fizzarolli: Says the clown with... his will to live.
He got back on stage.
Fizzarolli: Okay, keep me far FAR away from him. That way I have a running head start. So, without wasting any more time, our little opening act is a fresh one! Coming at us from a little imp from the Wrath Ring, give it up for Moxxie... with no creative stage name whatsoever.
The audience applauds, as Moxxie gets up with his guitar before kissing Millie on the cheek. Fizzarolli moves from his spot to another, as Moxxie takes the stage.
Moxxie: Hello, everyone --Oh! Hi, thank you for letting me be here. It's an honor to play.
Wally Wackford: Uh, hurry up, Bullet, and, uh, SING, boy! I say, I say--
Moxxie: This song is for my beautiful wife, a surprise for our first anniversary. I love you Millie.
He starts strumming his guitar as he begins to sing his song.
Moxxie: ♫I love you. ♫
Moxxie: ♫More than the brimstone loves the fire.♫
Moxxie: ♫More than Beelze loves her bub♫
Moxxie: ♫More than a maggot loves gangrenes stubs♫
During the song, everyone looks with a confused look on their face.
Y/N smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Jenna: Aw, darling, isn't this just adorable? He's put so much thought into this. Reminds me of our honeymoon.
Pinhead: Yes, quite reminiscent. Especially the part where we slaughtered that quaint little bed and breakfast. No survivors.
Jenna chuckled softly, shaking her head at her husband's dark humor.
Millie is just touched by the song playing, and Fizzarolli looks at his companion hidden in the shadows with a smug look while his companion glares.
Moxxie: ♫You make my spirit sing♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell♫
Moxxie: ♫Our love is a story sweet to tell♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell♫
Moxxie: ♫Over my heart♫
The smoke machines activates, hitting Millie directly. The scene is full of pink smoke and hearts only surrounding Moxxie and Millie.
Moxxie: ♫Love is a journey we decided to start♫
Moxxie: ♫Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart♫
Moxxie:♫I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you♫
Singing the same line over and over, this is drowned by Fizzarolli and Asmodeus saying the same thing over him. Their silhouettes are shown laughing right behind his back. They appear from the smoke.
Asmodeus: ♫You singing love songs in my lustful lounge?♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Ozzie's ain't the place for sentimental sounds!♫
Asmodeus: ♫What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lu-u-u-u-u-ust!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Give me a thrust! ♫
[Fizzarolli makes trumpet sounds]
Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lust! ♫
[Fizzarolli trumpets, again.]
Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust! In desire we trust, in the House of Asmodeus♫
Fizzarolli: *vocalizing, again* Trumpet! Hah!
Asmodeus: ♫Little Imp, you came here to sing your serenade♫
Asmodeus: ♫Perform your feelings on a velvety stage♫
Asmodeus: ♫Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!♫
Asmodeus: ♫You wanna hang around this lustful town?♫
Asmodeus: ♫Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around! ♫
Pinhead: I'm listening.
Y/N put on his headphones and put on sunglasses. Loona rubbed his back.
Loona: If they say anything to you, just know, I'll gut them.
Asmodeus ♫Here we sing about wants and desires♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!♫
Asmodeus: ♫So, give me a thrust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Show me some lu-u-u-u-ust♫
Asmodeus: ♫From the groin to the bust, Little Imp, you just must♫
Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmodeus♫
Asmodeus: ♫Come on, sing us a so-o-o-o-ong!♫
[Asmodeus dances on a pole while Fizzarolli throws money on him]
Asmodeus: ♫Make sure the subject is getting it on♫
Asmodeus: ♫Make it graphic and tantrically long♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "schlong"!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Go ahead, your mic's on! ♫
[Moxxie nervously continues his part of the song. He strums his guitar once more quietly.]
Moxxie: ♫I want to...♫
Fizzarolli: Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?
Moxxie: ♫Make gentle love to you♫
[Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are not pleased with the response he gave.]
Asmodeus: Ugh!
Asmodeus: ♫What a limp-dick imp, you're really killing the vibe♫
Asmodeus: ♫Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!♫
[The audience make fun of Moxxie, until the song is interrupted by Blitzo speaking up.]
Blitzo: Hey, now. I've watched those two pork many times.
[Moxxie is surprised to find Blitzo here.]
Moxxie: What?! Blitzo?!
Blitzo: And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting.
[Moxxie has a disgusted look on his face. Fizzarolli pops in]
Fizzarolli: ♫Is that Blitz-o? So, you're showing your face?!♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Hey, everybody! This guy's a total disgrace!♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Some nerve you've got to comment on a relationship♫
Fizzarolli: ♫Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!♫
[Verosika kisses Y/N and gets up behind the two with the spotlight on her.]
Verosika: Oh, Blitz-o?
Verosika: ♫I used to date him (date him, date him!)♫
Blitzo: *annoyed* Oh, Verosika, you're here.
Verosika: ♫I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him!)♫
Y/N: What's that mean? Also, the headphones are not working. Should I be worried?
Verosika: ♫Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn!)♫
Verosika: ♫He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick bag!)♫
Verosika: ♫A selfish imp in the sheets♫
[Verosika backs Blitzo against the wall.]
Verosika: ♫And just as bad in the streets♫
Verosika: ♫A reckless, heartbreaking freak!♫
Verosika: 🎵And ladies, this is how you kiss a real man!🎵
She looked at Y/N.
Verosika: Would you be ok with this?
Y/N: I...guess.
Verosika then kissed him deeply and passionately.
Asmodeus: ♫Who's that at the table? Is your date a demon prince?♫
[Fizzarolli gets a closer look at Stolas.]
Asmodeus: ♫Stolas, is that you?♫
Wally Wackford: Are you sleepin' with an Imp?!
Asmodeus: ♫Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall♫
Asmodeus: ♫You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all♫
[Illusions of Octavia and Stella appear before him, until they walk away and disappear, leaving only Blitzo in front of him]
Asmodeus: ♫I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and him could get it on♫
[Stolas and Blitzo look away from each other in shame]
Asmodeus: ♫You sold your life for a thrust!♫
Asmodeus: ♫Now, that's the spirit of lu-u-u-ust!♫
Y/N: I-I actually. Sorry. But...nevermind. I shouldn't be involved...not my place. I'm sorry.
Asmodeus: ♫Wait. Is that the song of the Cenobite king I see?♫
Asmodeus: ♫Now here's the prince of lust♫
Asmodeus: ♫He's got the ladies wrapped around his fingers♫
Asmodeus: ♫The shy little guy knows how to make them squeal and cry♫
Y/N looked embarrassed and uncomfortable. Loona rubbed his back, Pinhead looked like he was waiting for an excuse to hurt Asmodeus.
Asmodeus: ♫Grab your groin or a bust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Prepare to get your hair mussed♫
Asmodeus: ♫Pretend you don't see that crust♫
Asmodeus: ♫Hump 'til your junk turns to dust!♫
Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: ♫In the House of Asmode-e-e-e--♫
[Millie interrupts the verse by smacking Fizzarolli with Moxxie's guitar.]
Asmodeus: Hey!
Millie: I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox. [Hands Moxxie back his guitar.]
Moxxie: Yeah, I was.
[Moxxie strums his guitar once more.]
Moxxie: ♫I love us♫
Moxxie: ♫I love us just the way we are♫
[Asmodeus tends to a knocked out Fizzarolli.]
Moxxie: ♫Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't♫
[Lithe, the stagehand, looks at this with boredom, but accidentally pulls one of the levers, lifting Moxxie and Millie up.]
Moxxie: ♫I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes♫
Moxxie: ♫I'll never take you for granted♫
Moxxie: ♫I'll always give you my best♫
Moxxie: ♫And if you can offer the same thing♫
Moxxie: ♫We'll handle the rest♫
Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫
[Asmodeus and Fizzarolli share a cuddle, while Verosika drinks a cup of wine and comforts an uncomfortable Y/N]
Verosika: He didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. He didn't mean sad cry, just happy cry.
Moxxie: ♫'Cause I love you♫
[Moxxie and Millie lean in for a passionate kiss. The audience applauds. Stolas looks at Blitzo who seems humiliated. He reaches his hand towards his to comfort him, but Blitzo pulls his hand away from Stolas.]
Blitzo: You know what? This was a mistake. Alright, let's just -- let's just leave.
Stolas: Oh. Right. Of course.
[Blitzo and Stolas leave the building. Moxxie and Millie still sharing a kiss, while Fizzarolli, with an unimpressed face, and Asmodeus watch in on them.]
Asmodeus: Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! *demonic voice* GET THE FUCK OUT!
Pinhead got up, clapped, and laughed.
Pinhead: Well, I enjoyed this much more than I thought I would! Now I believe I have a speech to give.
Fizzarolli: Funny enough, your up next.
Pinhead walked up in stage.
Pinhead: Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and denizens of the underworld. Tonight marks a significant moment in my existence—a culmination of 215 years spent in pursuit of divine order and the reaping of souls. Throughout my tenure, I have meticulously crafted agony and torment, sculpting the very essence of suffering into works of art. I have amassed a legion of souls, each one a testament to my unwavering dedication to my purpose. But tonight, I stand before you with a different purpose. I hade decided, to step down as leader of the Cenobites.
There was a record scratch and looked at him in shock.
Jenna: Oh my! That's...quite a surprise!
Frizzoroli: Is he serious?
Pinhead: In my centuries of existence, I have plumbed the depths of human suffering, delving into the darkest recesses of the soul. But in recent years, I have found myself increasingly board with the monotony of my existence. I have traversed the labyrinth of pain, unraveled the mysteries of the flesh, and I've learned it all. My beloved Jenna has been my steadfast companion through the years. I wish to spend my days in her embrace. And so, it is time that I pass the mantle of leadership to my son, Y/N.
Y/N: What?
Loona: The
Verosika: Fuck?
Y/N fell back in his chair and passed out.
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Cut to the outside of Stolas' mansion, Blitzo drives Stolas back to his place, who bumps his head getting out of the van.
Stolas: Thank you, for... inviting me out tonight. Despite everything that's happened, I...I enjoyed spending time with you.
Blitzo: Yeah.
Stolas: You know, I have some more wine in the house. Octavia's with her mother this weekend. So, we could--
Blitzo: I'm not fucking you tonight, okay? I'm really just --I'm really not in the mood, Stolas.
Stolas: We could talk, or... watch a movie, or... maybe cuddle?
Blitzo: Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but you wanting me to fuck you, okay? You make that really clear all the time. But, I just, I-I can't do it tonight, okay?
Both Stolas and Blitzo look at each other with sad looks on their faces.
Blitzo: I'm sorry.
Stolas: Okay. Goodnight, Blitzo.
Blitzo: Night.
Blitzo drives away from the mansion's driveway, leaving Stolas all by himself, shedding a tear, and sitting in front of his staircase, feeling some form of regret.
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Cut to Blitzo, sighing and walking into his apartment. His shadow is seen past a wall of various photos of his coworkers. Blitz is scribbled out in all of the photos he is in. Blitzo, disappointed again, slumps onto his couch, pulls out his phone, and looks at various photos of himself. He comes across a picture of him and Stolas cuddling, swipes to a picture of him drinking bubble tea with Moxxie and Millie, then swipes to a photo of him with Moxxie joining I.M.P., swiping to a photo to when he first adopted Loona, then swipes to a photo with him and Verosika. Eventually, he swipes to photos of his younger self with a younger Fizzarolli (whose skin color and head tattoo is similar to that of Blitzo's. And finally, Blitzo stops scrolling when he gets to a photo with him and his sister and mother. This causes him to curl up and cry into a pillow.