F1 chat 🏎️
Max: simply lovely race 😌
Norris: P2 BABY!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Checo: P3!!! (+ I have to admit that Nando's turn 1 move will be overtake of the month)
Yuki: nah this was shit, both cars retired 😐
Riccardo: WE'RE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THIS SEASON BOYS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Charles: is he okay?
Max: leave him alone, he's coping
Zhou: THIS WAS AWESOME 🤩🤩🤩
Bottas: Stake pit stop masterclass as always 🫠
Zhou: idc, the crowd still seemed so happy 😍
Oscar: this is like my 3rd time finishing 8th wtf
Logan: that place is reserved for you at this point
George: you had such a nice helmet Alex! :DD
Alex: thanks! 😄🐼
Nico: POINTS AGAIN 🥳🥳🥳
Kevin: WE'RE SO BACK‼️‼️
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Humanity's despair
Rob: WHO THE FUCK HIRED THESE STRATEGISTS MAN 😭😭😭
Oscar: what happened?
Mick: Imola happened
Rob: so basically, Ferrari told all 3 cars to stay out during the rain, and a couple laps later - when pitting wasn't ideal anymore - told all 3 of us to come in for wets
Rob: im so done man 😭😭
Logan: but you guys got 4th, 7th and 8th, no?
Rob: but we started with a fucking Ferrari 1-2-3
Rob: my precious quali lap was for nothing 😭😭😭
Fred: the AI countdown for the FYC was so silly though
Marcus: I was crying, it sounds so fucking goofy 💀
Mick: bro we got like 16th, and you're complaining about 8th??? 🫠
Callum: this race was shit ngl
Rob: fuck it bro we're getting better strategists
Charles: don't steal thr F1 team's strategists please
Charles: they finally aren't fucking up, don't take this away from me 😭😭😭
Rob: I won't, dont worry
Rob: I have other plans
Rob added Robert and Yifei
Yifei: what's this?
Rob: I'll explain, one moment
Rob changed Robert to RK🇵🇱
Rob: to avoid confusion
Yifei: so why are we here?
Rob: this is the Prema groupchat
RK🇵🇱: oh no
Yifei: what's wrong?
RK🇵🇱: I've just been freed last year man, I can't be back here again 😔
Rob: no you'll suffer with me
Yifei: why would this group chat be so bad??? It seems fine to me
Arthur: oh my god new people???
Dennis: leave them alone Arthur
Rob: so now that Arthur showed up, you're also here??
Rob: interesting
Dennis: shut it
Rob: back on topic
Rob: so basically we need new strategists
Yifei: okay I agree on that one, but where will we get them
RK🇵🇱: let's kidnap some people from the F1 team
Charles: LEAVE OUR STRATEGISTS ALONE I CANT GO THROUGH AN ANOTHER SEASON LIKE 2022 😭😭😭
RK🇵🇱: jeez, okay no
Yifei: how about getting some people from Porsche or Toyota?
Rob: they wouldn't work at Ferrari, they're too loyal 🙄🙄🙄
Dennis: you could kidnap some people from RedBull
Dennis: they dropped me so I fucking hate them now anyways
Rob: that seems doable
Arthur: 👀🍿
RK🇵🇱: let's do it 👍
Yifei: aren't we gonna get in trouble for it though?
Rob: not if we don't get caught 😌
Mick: guys don't do that you'll fail
Charles: I think it's too late now Mick
Rob: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'LL FAIL
Rob: I COULD EASILY KIDNAP A REDBULL EMPLOYEE, EXCUSE YOU 🙄🙄🙄
Marcus: speaking from experience??
Rob: where do you think Ferrari got their half-decent strategists from?
Charles: 🤐🤐
Rob: it's not easy to get them man
Yifei: so aren't we going to go for the strategists or like what are we doing right now?
Arthur: it's too late now, I just saw Charles text Max about this whole thing
Charles: YOU SNITCH 😠😠😠
Arthur: SAYS YOU
Rob: well then he mustve alerted the whole team
Rob: god fucking damn it 😔
RK🇵🇱: we'll get them next time team
Yifei: haha you bet we will
Rob: I just had enough of these stupid strategies man 😞
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The 6 hours of Imola was pretty fun, but Ferrari fucked up like usual, we'll hopefully do better next time
Hope you guys enjoyed!! :DD