Pervy Asshole
Wake up, ankle biter
Shortcake
Fuck you
Pervy Asshole
Okay, someone's a little aggressive
Shortcake
What do you want?
Its literally 5am!!
Pervy Asshole
I want your attention and affection
Shortcake
Attention? Maybe.
But affection?
You will starve.
Pervy Asshole
Would you really do that to
this face?
Shortcake
Beautiful, astonishing, remarkable.
Pervy Asshole
Pfft, you're so in love
with me
Shortcake
Bitch what?
I'm talking about that ring.
Have you seen the way it shines?
Pervy Asshole
I could give it to you if you'd
like :)
Shortcake
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
You're being nice, why?
Pervy Asshole
Cause I want something
in return
Shortcake
I knew it was too good
to be true.
What is it that you crave
dumb brethren?
Pervy Asshole
A real date
Just you and me without spies
How does that sound?
Shortcake
No!
Pervy Asshole
Oh fuck
You're rejecting me again
I'm so fucking pissed right now
Shortcake
Does it hurt when I reject you?
Pervy Asshole
Yes, yes it does hurt very much!
Why won't you just be a little
kind to me?
Its fucking rude and you hurt my feelings
Shortcake
I'm sorry, I'll be nicer
just because your hand looks
so tiny, its cute.
Pervy Asshole
Fuck you, my hands are
glorious
Shortcake
Lol, no.
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