I open my eyes and see a blonde guy looking at me
Y/n: what are you doing?
Jugram: watching over you
Y/n: while I sleep ?
Jugram: it is his majesty orders
Y/n: get the hell out of my room before I beat you
And just like that the guy leaves
I get upand get ready for the day and visit the place....THEY HAVE A FUCKING POOL?
I remove my clothes and take a swimsuit from the reserve of swimsuit
I get to the highest level to jump in the water from the diving board
Y/n: I know there's no one looking, but if there are cameras here, let me show you a dive even Newmar can't pull off, so observe
Suddenly another not random stern ritter walk in
Bg9: greetings y/n his majesty desires to see you
( yeah you know where this is going)
Y/n: BANZAIIII
I make a cannonball and land inthe water creating a huge wave
Pov Yhwach
I feel another shrift come back to me, bg9
Y/n: you called me?
Yhwach: you killed bg9
Y/n: you mean terminator ?
Yhwach: bg9 is the 4th one you kill
Y/n: pas si bg que ça le grille pain
Yhwach: you will go to hueco mundo with an elite squad to convince the queen of hueco mundo....do you know what it is?
Y/n: of course I know Costa Rica, keylor navas and stuff
Yhwach:....
Timeskip pov y/n
Y/n: to avoid you guys hating me, I made a cake
Everyone starts eating cakes until one of the guys stop
Nanana: are there hazelnuts in this?
Y/n: yeah why
Nanana: I'm allergic
His head start to get red and fat
FUUUUUUUCK
Timeskip
Y/n: the beach would be way nicer if there was a sea around...like all the tourism agencies show beautiful seas and all that and it's just white sand....it's not even that hot
Bambi: are you stupid?
Y/n: do jokes not exist in quincy world?
Meninas: of course they do
Y/n: where should we go?
Gremmy: there, the huge castle
Y/n: couldn't we have come closer
Candice: stop talking
I roll my eyes and we start walking to the huge castle
Y/n: we should start to play a game of trust, I'll ask you a question and one of you answer and so on
But before I can ask a question, we're surrounded by weird guys with holes in them....I precise holes that shouldn't be where they are
Bambietta: let us pass before you die
Arrancar: you dare -
Suddenly the guy explode as I see bambi smile
Bambietta: you're so weak
Y/n : HOLLY SHIT YOU KILLED HIM
Bambietta : stop crying and get away with meninas, and meni, shut him up
Meninas grab me and and pull me away from the fight
Y/n: NO WAIT I CAN HELP YOU GUYS
I grab my gun and shoot at the ongoing fight and shoot a few times
Y/n: DID I GET ONE ?
Bambietta: THAT DUMB IDIOT DHIT GREMMY
Y/n: SO I GOT ONE, THAT'S WONDERFUL
Candice: he was on our side
Y/n: I HIT HIM, I CONSIDER IT TO BE A SUCCESS
Bambietta: MENI, KNOCK HIM OUT BEFORE HE KILLS US
Meninas raise her arm that grows big muscles
Y/n: daddy?
And soon everything everything turns to black as I get knocked out
In my inner world
Y/n: where am I?
Yhwach: inside your inner world, meninas has sent you there with just a punch
Y/n: why am I here?
Yhwach: so I can tell you more about your shrift
Y/n: go on
Yhwach: c the charm, anyone of the opposite gender will fall in love with you, however-
Y/n: however I will have to best them in pokemon battle for dominance
Yhwach: it will be a battle of will and power that will be near instantaneous
Y/n: pardon chef mais je pige que dalle
Yhwach: as much as they fall in love you, you will fall in love with them
Y/n: is that why I want to be stepped on by bambi and the others?
Yhwach : yes, and I believe that it's also why all you can kill are men that you uncounciously see as rivals
Y/n: why do I get that dumbass power
In hueco mundo
I open my eyes and see a I'm still in the arms of meninas
Bambietta : you done sleeping?
God I want her to beat me up
Y/n: yeah I'm good thanks
I get up and see blood spread all accross the area
Y/n: you guys don't mess around
Bambietta: we're going to use hirenkyaku
Y/n: c'est qui ça encore Irène
Bambietta : what?
Y/n: you talked about an Irène qui a un cul ....who is that
Candice: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ?
Y/N: Until recently the only quincy I knew was dutch and didn't love to his promises at all because he did drugs
Meninas : then let me take you
Bambietta : it seem like our destination is that huge castle
Timeskip
Harribel: what are you doing here?
Y/n: I'm here to say I'm awfully disappointed, like the tourism agencies keep on saying that there are beaches yeah....but they are sealess ones you dumb bitches
Harribell : you have 3 seconds to tell me why you're here
Y/n: what do we do?
Harribell : 1
Bambietta : we can all easily kill her
Harribell : 2
Candice: almost all
Harribell : 3
Y/n: viva l'Algérie
Harribell : destroy Tiburón
She change into... à shark girl
Y/n: damn Bruce glowed up
Suddenly wings spring out of my back
Y/n: does anyone know how to stop that ?
The shark girl grin and lick her lips
Y/n: I need an adult
Timeskip
Y/n: my virginity, I loved you so much
Harribell: did mommy shark tell you you could leave?
Y/n: don't call yourself that, that fucking song will be in my head all day
Harribell: did mommy mommy tell you you could leave?
Y/n: what if i still do
Harribell: I took 1 of your virginities, don't make me take the rest
Y/n: how do you do it?
Harribell : turn around I'll show you
Y/n: not that, being a leader, I don't want this power, this war, this rôle
The door blow up and bambi glare at me
Bambietta : we need to go...now
Timeskip
Y/n: how the hell did it happen?
Bambietta : who found him ?
Jugram : me
There, infront of my very eyes lies Yhwach
Askin: how do we know it's not you? No offense
Y/n: I was in Costa Rica
Liltotto: hueco mundo
Y/n: same thing
Jugram: what do we do now, your majesty?
The end
Questions
What would you like Harribell's shrift to be? It can be 100% original
Should gigi be in the harem?
What species will the next girl in the harem be ?
Shinigami
Human
Fullbring
Vizards
I already know who each one will be, not the most popular ones at all