Andrew tate woke up from his dream of kissing Thanos it was never a reality and he then went for a morning wake.
"time to play candy crush gay version" Andrew tate said while walking and a child bumped into him
"I- I'm sorry sir I didn't see where I was goi-" before the child could finish his sentence he started to beat the fuck out of that kid using an umbrella.
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It was now nighttime and Andrew tate was cooking his dinner (that child) and put 6 tons of salt on it.
He opened the cabinet door to find Thanos cramped in there
He immediately locked the door, picked up that cabinet and threw it out of window.
He totally forgotten that the person he was dealing with is an god. So Thanos angrily got back up and launched a Russian missile on that Andrew.
"Huh this isn't like my drea-"
The missile exploded on him probably killing him but that depends on the writer's mood.
Thanos then picked up his phone and saw...
[I'll tell you what he saw on next part haha! Evil. Goodluck surviving ads]