{warning before the chapter starts. There will be a part of the chapter where Y/n has a "intimate" moment with Moxxie so if that's so something your uncomfortable with I'll give a warning where it's starts and end. And if you have a problem with that don't read the chapter}
[The chapter beginning the next day of the previous chapter where we see Velvette starting to wake up from the evening of the previous night with the only thing that's covering her naked body is a blanket]
Velvette: uh fuck my head [grabs her head as she walks out of the bed dropping the blanket exiting the room and walking into the kitchen where Y/n is cooking]
Y/n: hey there want breakfast.
Velvette: sure whatever [grabs a nearby scotch bottle and starts drinking] you know I was thinking.
Y/n: Thinking about what?
Velvette: that what make you think [slowly grabs a knife next to the counter] that I wouldn't ju-
Y/n: stab me in the back if you see fit.
Velvette: wh- ho- di-?
Y/n: [turn to her placing a plate with toast, sausage, bacon and scrambled eggs infron of her] like I said yesterday at the meeting I've been doing this even before you where alive. I know for a fact that you can't pass on what I offer you. Plus I don't make deal that don't pay off.
Velvette: [smiles] just making sure I made the right decision [stabs a sausage with the knife and starts seductively sucking on it]
Y/n: you really are playing with fire.
Velvette: what the matter [grabs a bottle of syrup and pours it on her naked body] is something the matter.
[Y/n smiles as it cuts to him walking on the sidewalk with a box of donuts while on the phone]
Y/n: sorry hun I can't come to the hotel today I'll be dealing with some business in imp city.
Charlie: oh alright and her where were you last night.
Y/n; I was just finishing up a brand new deal.
[Cut to velvette laying on the kitchen counter with her leg spread with Y/n juices overflowing from her womanhood]
Charlie; Ok I'll see you tonight I love you.
Y/n: I love you to hun.
[Y/n hangs up as he enters into a office building and takes the elevator. After a few moments the elevator dings and open and Y/n walks out waiving at a couple of demons at the side that where exiting a office with a pas due paper stuck to the door. Y/n enter one of the offices and notices no one was there after taking a look around the room he noticed a note on a desk that said meeting room. Y/n smiles and enters the meeting room in it where 3 imp and a hellhound.]
???: ah Y/n your finally here.
[The one to talk was Blitzo (o is silent} the owner of the company calls I.M.P]
{What he's wearing}
Y/n: sorry I'm late I was caught up on business. [Sits next to the hellhound and places the donuts on the table]
???: so anyone staying in that hotel your working on? [Grabs a donut]
{Not what she's wearing only what she look like}
Y/n: [turn to the hellhound] actually we just got our first resident a few days ago loona. He was planning cameras for vox to spy on Alastor but Charlie decided to give him a second chance.
???: Awww that's sweet of her don't you think Moxxie.
Moxxie: yes that's very sweet but I fear someone will take advantage of her for that.
{You can pick what he wear from the photo}
Blitzo: Alright. Now that's everyone is hear let's get the meeting started. I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.
[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.]
Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?
Y/n: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here,
Blitzo: okay? *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]
Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir--
Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.
[She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.]
Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie!
[He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.]
Blitzo: After I made you employee of the month!
Y/n: man what a picture.
Moxxie: *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!
Millie: I liked it.
Moxxie: Do not-- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me!
[The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.]
Blitzo: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! [He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.]
[Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.]
Blitzo: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
[The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"]
Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!
[Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire away as he walks up to the portal.]
Blitzo: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal*
[The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.]
Singer: ♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫
[A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.]
Singer: ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫
[Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.]
Singer: ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫
[Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.]
Singer: ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫
[Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.]
Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫
[Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.]
Singer: ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫
[The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.]
Singer: ♫ We do our job so well, ♫
[The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.]
Singer: ♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫
[The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.]
[Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.]
Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫
[Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.]
Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫
[A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.]
Singer: ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫
[Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.]
Eddie: AUUUGH!
[The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.]
[Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.]
Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice* Doctor, he's not responding!
Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!
[The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.]
Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!
[The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.]
Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.
[Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.]
Doctor: CLEAR!
[They all zap the boy and he wakes up.]
Eddie: *gasps*
Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked.
[Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.]
Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?
Blitzo: The fuck is insurance?
[A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.]
[A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.]
Singer: ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫
[The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, who has her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt and Y/n who is rubbing he's forehead.]
Moxxie: I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple.
Loona: *not looking up* Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie.
Moxxie: YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!
Blitzo: Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, okay?!
[Blitzo hugs and nuzzles Loona, who snarls at him in response.]
Blitzo: She didn't do anything wrooooong~
Moxxie: ...Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!
[The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona I'm a bed wrapped on a blanket, reading a magazine called "Hellhound Monthly". Her phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.]
Loona: *not looking up* Hello, Loona here?
Millie: (on phone, panicked) Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--
[Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation. while Y/n enters the room who just got out of the shower]
Y/n: who was that?
Loona: nobody important now [smirks and throw the blanket to the ground exposing her nude body] ready for round 8.
[ Y/n smirks as it cuts to her in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.]
Blitzo: Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! I got you a little somethin'.
Loona: Is it a cure for syphilis?
Blitzo: I... Oh...
Loona: [ snatches the present and angrily slams it on the floor.] THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!
[A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.]
Loona: UGHHH!
Blitzo: *suddenly hiding outside of the office window* I'm sorry! It was spiders!
Loona: *annoyed, deadpan* Goddammit.
[Y/n comes in and snaps he's finger killing all the spider from a electric shock]
Y/n: you know I can get you the cure for syphilis.
Loona: [smiles] thanks Y/n [hugs him]
[Cut to Loona sitting at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".]
Moxxie: Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?
Loona: No.
Moxxie: Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?
Loona: C'mon... *looks up at Moxxie* You know why.
[The next scene shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.]
Loona: Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!
[Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.]
Millie: Why would you drink on a work night?
Loona: *stops drinking* I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!
[Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.]
Moxxie: Isn't that my lunch?
Loona: *drops the box on the floor* Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-
[She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.]
Loona: -fucking steam!
Y/n: [walking in] what with all the yelling?
[Loona grabs Y/n by the back of he's shirt and takes I'm out of the room. The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo about a caller.]
Loona: Bliiiitzo! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y.
[Cuts to Blitzo and Moxxie standing by a water cooler.]
Blitzo: *throws his cup of water on the floor* Oh, GOD, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world.
Moxxie: *stares in stunned silence* ...You what?
[The scene cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in hand.]
Blitzo: *to himself* Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!
[Blitzo reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, he attempts to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends both him and the grimoire falling forward off of the balcony.]
Blitzo: Oh- Oh, SHIT!!
[Blitzo lands on the cake that Stolas' wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.]
Blitzo: Oof! (to Stella) Sorry, I fucked your husband.
[The scene cuts back to Loona at her desk.]
Loona: BLIIIITZO!
Blitzo: I HEARD YOU ALREA--!
[The scene cuts to Blitzo in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.]
Blitzo: Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?
[Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.]
Stolas: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Blitzo: Doesn't it?
Stolas: Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~
Blitzo: Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense.
Stolas: (through phone) You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy?
[Blitzo pulls his phone away and talks to himself.]
Blitzo: (under his breath) God-fuckin'-dammit.
Stolas: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!
[Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth (aka one night stand bird dick) with a call total of 48 seconds. as he hangs up, a knock out noise plays. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.]
Blitzo: Eat this!
[Loona drinks the blended cellphone mixture.]
Blitzo: And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?
Loona: Yeah? [Loona raises her eyebrow as she says it.]
Blitzo: Shit off it!
[The flashback ends, and Blitzo is standing by Loona.]
Blitzo: Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family.
[Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.]
Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!
[As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.]
Blitzo: That is offensive! Without homeless people, *walks over to window and raises blinds* I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life!
[Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.]
Moxxie: While we're on the subject of [makes air quotes with his hands] "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work? [Moxxie makes an annoying face at the viewers.]
Millie: Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal! [Glass shattering noise plays as Moxxie makes a stocked face.]
Moxxie: Excuse me... [Moxxie looks at Millie] WHAT?!
[The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.]
Moxxie: Honey, can you get me the butter?
Millie: Sure, sweetie.
[Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.]
Blitzo: Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!
Millie: *giggles*
Moxxie: *throws the diced carrots into the soup* What's funny, honey?
Blitzo: Really impressive wordplay.
Moxxie: WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!
{Warning this is where Y/n and Moxxie are showed to be intimate. If that bothers you skip until it's over}
[Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed with Y/n in the middle with Millie on top of him. Moxxie is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Blitzo standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.]
Blitzo: Whatcha dreamin' about?
Moxxie: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that.
[Scene change to the same bedroom with Y/n, Millie and Moxxie on the bed. Y/n is lying on the bed with Moxxie jumping up and down he's lap while Millie is grinding Y/n faces staring at Moxxie]
Moxxie; o-oh fu-fuck s- so go-good.
Millie: that's it Moxxie ride that dick [looks down at Moxxie micro penis being caged by a small pink chastity belt]
Moxxie: I- I'm go-gonna cu-cum.
[Moxxie looks out the window and spots blitzo recordings them while jacking off]
Moxxie: Are you fucking filming us right now?!
{That's the end of the intimate moment}
[The flashback ends as we cut back to the board room.]
Moxxie: Just... stop... doing that!
Blitzo: *shrugs* I don't see what the issue is! I mean everyone knows what your packing.
Loona: [snickers at the same time as Blitzo talks]
Blitzo: You a baby-wiener-haver?
Moxxie: Sir, what you say and how you act is totally *stands up from his chair* INAPPROPRIATE!
Millie: *lays her hand on Moxxie's shoulder* Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!
Moxxie: I AM CALM!
[Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo]
Millie: *comforting Moxxie* Shh-shh-shh. There, there.
Y/n: Moxxie there nothing wrong with having a smaller tool then everyone else.
Loona: yeah cause he gets fuck by a real dick.
Y/n: not helping Loona.
Blitzo: Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff *motions his hands to imply sexual activity* you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!
Moxxie: Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!
Millie: Mox, he's our boss!
Blitzo: No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?
Blitzo: *smiling smugly* ...retarded.
Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?
Blitzo: *leans towards Moxxie* It actually does.
[Camera zooms out to Loona.]
Loona: The only reason you have a wife *looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie* is because you're easy to manage! I mean Y/n fuck her for you.
[Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona with anger.]
Millie: No, he's not, you *deeper tone* BITCH! *flips Loona off*
[Loona growls at Millie]
Blitzo: Do not talk to my receptionist that way! She's sensitive!
Loona: [*snaps at Millie*] Yes, I am!
Eddie: (offscreen) You guys are all fucking assholes.
[Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.]
Y/n: who the fuck is that kid and why is he here?
Blitzo: Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!
Moxxie: *pinches bridge of his nose* Ugh, this company is such a mess!
Blitzo: Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit.
Loona: Nobody was talking about that!
Blitzo: Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?
Y/n: it looks cute on you blitzo.
Blitzo: aww thanks Y/n but are you sure what about the back [turn around and shakes he's ass at Y/n showing him that he's wearing bright pink panties]
Eddie: *points at Blitzo* It's been a literal hell *detaches the tubes of the heart monitor* having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!
[He once again points at Blitzo.]
Eddie: You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!
Moxxie: Hey, now! That's not very--
[Eddie interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.]
Eddie: If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.
Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.]
Millie: That's my husband you're talkin' to!
Eddie: *laughs* That's your husband?!
[Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.]
Eddie: I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad! [points at Loona] And you!
Loona: What? *looks up from her phone* What about me?
Eddie: Nothing. *crosses arms* I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person.
[Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Eddie with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.]
Blitzo: Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit.
Everyone, in unison: *softly* Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit.
[Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.]
Loona: Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all.
Blitzo: Who?
Loona: *points at Eddie* Him.
Eddie: (in disbelief) Me?
Loona: *smugly, without looking up* Yup.
Blitzo: They wanted us to kill an actual child?
Loona: That's what they're sayin'.
Blitzo: ...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God.
[Blitzo draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly.]
Eddie: OWWWW! [crashes into the wall as he gets shot, covers a spot with blood as he says this, landing on the table while his eyes turn to Xs]
Blitzo: few glad that mess is over. Now what do we do with the body.
Millie: we can shop it up and throw it in the river.
Moxxie: naw to messy what about we just put it in a counter of assid.
Loona: where would we even get assid?
Y/n: guys don't worry [grabs Eddie's corps] I'll take care of it.
Blitzo: thank Y/n [he Moxxie and Millie leave]
Y/n: be honest the notifications wasn't the client was it?
Loona: nope. [Smirks]
Y/n: you bad girl.
[Both Y/n and Loona exited the conference room with Loona laying on a couch with Moxxie and Millie talking as Y/n exist the building and flys off to cannibal Town. After a few minutes Y/n lands infron of a shop called Rosie's emporium. Walking in as the door gingles he greats everybody there as he walk to the counter]
Y/n: Rosie! My bloody flowers how are you doing.
Rosie: ah Y/n so glad to see you [walks around the counter and greets him with a hug and a kiss] and so soon after the overlord meeting. You must want something of me right well don't keep a girl in suspense.
Y/n: nothing major just wanted to bring a gift [puts the corps of Eddie on the counter]
Rosie: aww Y/n you shouldn't have ha- wait a minute this is a human kid. Why do you have it?
Y/n: you know that assassination company's in imp city I.M.P [she nods] well they deal with killing people in the human world but the fuck up and brought a kid down here. So I was wondering if you could take this juicy and fresh human body of my hands.
Rosie: I don't know Y/n if Lucifer or guys forbidden heaven found out we would be in a little of trouble.
Y/n: don't worry about it my bloody angel I'll take care of it.
Rosie: I'm still not convinced.
Y/n: you really are making me do this Rosie?
Rosie: [smiles] I don't know what you mean but why don't we head on back and we can discuss business.
[Both him and Rosie walk through a corner into a room as they both sit on a couch Y/n takes part of he's shirt off exposing he's shoulder to Rosie who licks her lips and bits down he he's shoulder. Y/n grits he's teeth as Rosie takes a part of Y/n shoulder when she finishes showing the flesh she just consumed]
Rosie: mmmmm no matter how many times I trie it your flesh is just the most sweet and tender meet I ever tested.
Y/n: gl-glad you like it Rosie [he's shoulder starts healing itself as he puts he's shirt back on] now about they body.
Rosie: I'll handle it don't worry I always wanted to tastes a humans flesh.
Y/n: thanks Rosie.
[Cut to Y/n walking out of Rosie store with her waiving good bye to him from the door]
Y/n: few what a day better get back to the hotel.
???: excuse me could you help me.
[Y/n turn to a women with purple skin with two horns and white long hair]
{Not what she wearing only what she looks like]
Y/n: yes miss?
mayberry: mayberry
Y/n: yes miss Mayberry how can I help you?
Mayberry: I'm looking for the company I.M.P and I was told you know where it could be.
[Cuts to black]
{And that another chapter done let me know what you guys think about it and I will see you all in the next chapter}
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