"This man looks poor."
"Well, if he was rich, he wouldn't be sleeping on a bench then."
"He looks dead."
"He looks like Megumi."
"Old Megumi?"
"I'll kill you."
"[Name], stop poking him!"
"Why? What if he's dead?"
Nobara folded her arms. "Are you crazy?! What if he wakes up?!" Megumi shrugged, "he won't if he's dead."
"Ugh, you're annoying."
"I could say the same."
[Name] stepped back startled. Nobara and Megumi turned to him. "He's waking up!" Nobara said pointing at the man. "Oh yeah? I would've never seen, when he's literally opening his eyes." Nobara sighed and turned to Megumi. "If you wanna fight just say that. I'd be happy to kill you."
"It'd be nice to see you fail."
"Guys! No fighting!"
The man groaned. "Can't a man get some sleep without some brats bein mad loud?"
"Why are you sleeping on a bench in the open?"
"Why're you poking at a man sleeping on a bench?"
Nobara folded her arms. "I don't like this guy." Megumi shrugged, staring at the man. "Don't you brats have parents? What're you doing out on your own?"
"We're searching for fingers-" Nobara covered [Name]'s mouth. "What...?"
"Don't worry about it! It's none of your business!"
"It kinda is since you're telling me and annoying me. "
"So he's a karen." "I've never seen one of those!"
"Oh, i wanna beat yall as-"
"[Name]!" Yohara and Lady Tamayo came running. "Didn't we tell ya'll to stay close!"
"Sorry Yohara."
"We're so sorry sir. We should've been watching them." Tamayo turned to the three kids. "Apologize."
"Sorry mister." [Name] and Nobara said. Nobara looked over at Megumi and slapped the back of his head. "I guess.. Even though I didn't do anything." "You-!" The man sighed and mumbled something to himself.
"Yo- i was wondering where ya'll- GET DOWN!"
"MR. GOJO NO!"
"GOJO WHAT'RE YOU DOING MAN-"
"I thought you died?"
"The author made me alive for some reason."
. . . . .
"What?"
"I knew my dad was a bum."
"I will pick you up and toss you."
"At least that'd be the first time i've been picked up by a father."
"Damn, Megumi. You're acting all depressed, shouldn't you be happy that you're look alike is here?"
"We look nothing alike." They said in unison.
"If Megumi keeps frowning, he'll gain enough wrinkles to look like the homeless man."
"[Name] I'll break your ipad."
"NO! I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN!"
"Anyways we should get going."
"Where yall headed to?"
"Some place with mad cursed spirits or something."
"I know a place."
"Nah it could be a trap. We just met this homeless man today."
"Would you stop with the "homeless man"?"
"Well what's your name?"
"Toji."
"Well it still could be a trap."
"I literally have nothing to gain from this." Toji folded his arms.
"Aight lets go."
"Yohara-"
"What? If it gets us closer to saving [Name], I'm all for it."
"Fine lets go."