PRISON MOVIE

By JK-Eggett

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A knockout parody comedy with a surprise twist! The story of two brothers who desperately wish to escape from... More

Are you intoxicated?
I need a drink
You're under arrest!
Disorder in the courtroom
The magic bus
I'm getting you out of here
The Plan
Govna's Request
Michael's Nightmares
Need a dentist?
Snitches get stitches
Stinky Cheese
The gym
The Green House Effect
Last Supper
Clowning Around
Captain's Log
Lucky Card
RUN to the FOREST, RUN!

Dropping the Dime

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By JK-Eggett

     Lincoln shouted, "Where is the real Captain Jay Kurk!"

     The group looked through the window in horror as they saw the Captain growling and showing his teeth.  He had obviously been bitten and had turned into a vampire. 

     The cruel, evil prison clown laughed at the group. 

     "Hahaha hahaha!"

     Dime Dropper gave Ronald Tromb a creepy stare. 

     "Hey, Ronnie, look over there in the mirror!"

     Ronald looked into a mirror and saw his reflection with his blonde hair on fire!

     Lincoln assured Ronald, "It's not real, it's the clown."

     Dime Dropper turned and looked at Shirley. 

     "Hey, Shirley, how about some Sugar in my coffee."

     "Hahaha hahaha."

     Dime Dropper mockingly looked at Alfred "Green" Goondall. 

     He quickly snatched Alfred's false teeth and put them in his own mouth.

     "Are these teeth TRUE or FALSE?"

     "Hahaha hahaha."

     Goondall surprised Dime Dropper with water to the face. 

     "No, noooooooooooo!"

     Dime Dropper exploded in flames.

     Stunned, David asked, "What was that?"

     Alfred answered, "It was holy water that I made from a toilet, you know, just in case of vampires. You can never be too careful."

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