yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: people
yunho: PEOPLE
yeosang: WHAT
yeosang: I HAD TO SNEAK INTO THE BATHROOM FROM THE AMOUNT OF MESSAGES WTF
yeosang: SAY IT QUICKLY
yunho: there's good news
yunho: and bad news
yunho: how do i explain this ☠️
mingi: what is this about
mingi: or more like who is this about
yunho: hwa
mingi: oH
wooyoung: hello fuckheads
yunho: yes hello
hongjoong: I HEARD HIS NAME
hongjoong: WHAT ABOUT HWA
hongjoong: ??1? 1? 1? 11? 1? 1? 1? 1????
san: there's no customers
san: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
jongho: oK
jongho: im so gay
yeosang: hii
jongho: HSIWKEMSKEKDNEKDKEMDKELSNEKDNDKMDNEKRNRMDN
hongjoong: i did a thing but i'll tell after yunho is done
wooyoung: okay
wooyoung: what happened yun
wooyoung: what's the bad news
san: i fucking hate this >:((
wooyoung: it's okay im sure everything will be fine
mingi: go on
yunho: RIGHT
yunho: HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS
yunho: the stalker/sex offender messaged hwa again
yunho: this time on his phone number
yunho: but with all the same things he said on that instagram message
wooyoung: WHAT THE FUCK.
wooyoung: THAT ASSHOLE WILL CATCH THESE HANDS OF HE DOES ANYMORE SHIT WITH MY SEINGHWA
wooyoung: I DON'T CARE IF I'M HALF THAT MANS SIZE I WILL BITE HIS FUCKING SHIN
yunho: he got nightmares for a few days
yunho: he's been absolutely terrified to be alone
yunho: he's sleeping right now
yunho: last night he had two anxiety attacks and that's why he couldn't sleep at all :((
yunho: he was anxious about the guy coming here at night
yunho: i slept in the same room as him
yunho: hes like cuddling right now because he doesn't wanna do anything
yunho: jongho went to uni bc he had an important test and san went to work because we need money too
yunho: i stayed home from uni to take care of hwa
mingi: i hate that man
mingi: i want to chop his dick off
jongho: we all want to chop his dick off
yunho: BUT BUT BUT BUT
yunho: there's one thing hwa doesn't know
yunho: if you check the news you'll know
yunho: HE GOT ARRESTED THIS MORNING RAAAAHAJWNSNENSMD
hongjoong: WHAT
hongjoong: OH MY GOD
hongjoong: WHAT
hongjoong: ARE YOU FOR REAL
hongjoong: I HOPE THIS ISN'T SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE 😭
yunho: NO
yunho: IT'S NOT
yunho: CHECK THE NEWS
yunho: IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS
yunho: HE GOT ARRESTED THIS MORNING
yunho: AT NINE IN TBE MORNING IT WAS BREAKING NEWS
yunho: HE GOT ARRESTED
yunho: HIS WIFE FILED A COMPLAINT AGAINST HIM
yunho: and then they showed proof of a guy who texted her about his boyfriend getting assaulted by the dude
jongho: OGMEJDNENDMR
jongho: BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
jongho: SEONGHWA DID NOT FUFKINT DESERVE THAT
yunho: apparently he did the same exact thing to another gay dude
yunho: and many others
yunho: his boyfriend showed proof to his wife about him being a stalker
yunho: THAT IMMEDIATELY REMINDED ME OF HONGJOONG
hongjoong: WHYSJENSNEND
yunho: just because
yunho: you would do something like that
yunho: she found out about other things too and complained against him
yunho: hence that's how he got arrested this morning
yunho: nobody knows who the person who messaged his wife is
yunho: someone hacked his insta account also ☠️☠️☠️
jongho: DESERVED
wooyoung: OH TMKDNEDNEMD
yeosang: THAT
yeosang: FUXKING
wooyoung: HE GOT ARRESTED FINALLY I'M SONHALLYDNJSNED I HOPE HE ROTS IN JAIL O HOPE HE DIES AND BREAKS HIS HEAD AND KILLS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE
yeosang: DICKHEAS
yeosang: HE SHOULD DIE
yeosang: WE WILL MURDER HIM 😡😡
san: i hate that man so much
mingi: WE ALL DO
jongho: he's absolutely disgusting.
hongjoong: FUCK THAT MAN
hongjoong: I HATE HIM SO MUCH
hongjoong: HE DOESN'T HAVE ANU RIGHTS TO DO THE SHIT HE DID
mingi: he's finally free :((
mingi: i will go and pray that he fucking ROTS IN JAIL
san: watch him rot in jail
san: we don't need him on this planet 🥰🥰
yeosang: didn't hongroaxh want to say something
wooyoung: YES HONGROACH SPEAK
hongjoong: you all will never let down the hongroach nickname despite all the seriousness
wooyoung: NEVER 💯💯💯💯💯
hongjoong: wow
san: tell us
san: what happened
hongjoong: yes
hongjoong: so
hongjoong: i did a thing
jongho: we know you did a thing
jongho: but ehst is it that you did
hongjoong: you all better not tell anyone
hongjoong: it's remaining in this gc ONLY
hongjoong: if anyone finds out best believe i will throw u guys away
hongjoong: like i will genuinely just pick you up with your collar and just LAUNCH YOJ THROUGH THE WINDOW OF OUR APSRTMENT
hongjoong: YOU EOTN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY 👺
yeosang: OKAY OKAY WE GET YOU
yeosang: scary kim hongroach 😟
hongjoong: FUCK OFF YOU RUDKRJDJE ASSHOLE
hongjoong: ok yes
hongjoong: how do i explain this
mingi: JUST SPIT IT OUT BITCH
mingi: I'VE SEEN YOU FAP QND WORSE
mingi: LITERAL WEIRD ASS SHIT WE HAVE SEEN
mingi: HOW BAD CAN IT BE
hongjoong: i may or may not have been the one who hacked into his account
hongjoong: and then exposed him
hongjoong: and hacked his phone to find his wifes number then messaged her about this with proof
yunho: WHAT
yunho: WHAT THE HELL
yunho: THAT WAS ACTUALLY YOU????
hongjoong: i did it because how dare he do the shit he did
hongjoong: some sort of revenge you could say?
wooyoung: bitch what
jongho: why am i not surprised
mingi: KSKSKEKSJESJEKSKEKD
mingi: I'M IMPRESSED
hongjoong: LOOK I JUST DID IT FOR HIM 🤓
wooyoung: THAT'S SO HOT OF YOU????
wooyoung: SORRY FATHER
wooyoung: ULTIMATE GREEN FLAG???? 🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢🗣️📢🗣️📢🗣️📢🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
hongjoong: IT'S NOT A GOOD THINF
hongjoong: if they find out it's me i might go to jail for eight months for cyber crime
hongjoong: i hacked with vpn
hongjoong: so i dont know
hongjoong: im thinking of turning myself in with all the reasons i did it + proof of it happening
hongjoong: because i screen recorded the entire process to show when i turned myself in
hongjoong: that way even if i go to jail it won't be for long
hongjoong: don't want ny future kids thinking their dad is a complete criminal 😞☝
san: bro 😭😭😭‼️
san: YOU'RE SO SMART AND TALENTED WTF
yeosang: SORRY I WAS SHITTIN I'M BACK
yeosang: IT FELT HEAVENLY
yeosang: ANYWAYS
yeosang: YOU WHAGENDNEMDME
yeosang: YOU HACKED HIM AND EXPOSED HIM????
yeosang: ALL FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND???
yeosang: AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA TURN YOURSELF IN????
yeosang: BIGGEST GREEN FLAG WHAT THR FUCK
hongjoong:
yeosang: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
san: WHO TF SENT YOU THAT PICTURE OF ME
hongjoong: WHO ELSE
hongjoong: yunho
hongjoong: meme god 🥰
yunho: always thank me later for the best memes on earth 😋😋
wooyoung: sannie does that top still fit you
wooyoung: IT LOOKS AMAZING
san: no it doesn't
san: i accidentally tore it
wooyoung: ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
wooyoung: WHY
san: i tried wearing it after i bulked up
san: it tore through the arm and it didn't fit over the girls
jongho: OVER THE WHO 😟
san: the girls
san: bitch my boobs
wooyoung: oh those boobs 😭😭
san: SAMANTHA AND RACHEL ARE TOO BIG
hongjoong: get this man a bra
san: yes i would need a 38h cup size bra to fit them 🩷
mingi: that's fuxkinf massive
san: I AM MASSIVE 👹👹👹👹👹👹
san: everyone is scared of me
wooyoung: ok mister i cannot sleep without cuddling a human or plushie
san: shut up
yunho: OK OK OK HE'S WAKING UP
yunho: SEONGHWA IS WAKING UP
yunho: LET'S MAKE HIM READ THIS GC OKOKOK
yeosang: YES OK
san: FUCK YEA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
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genuinely hope that rat rots in jail