Summary: Tobio just wants a boyfriend. And Semi is helping him find one.
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Tobi-hoe and Walmart Suga private chat
Tobi-hoe: Semi.
Walmart Suga is online
Walmart Suga: Kageyama? What's up?
Tobi-hoe: I'm bored.
Walmart Suga: And why is that my problem. 😑
Tobi-hoe: Can you help me with a prank on the setter gc. I swear it's nothing bad.
Walmart Suga: Ugh.
Walmart Suga: That better be true.
Tobi-hoe: It is. So here's the plan.
Pretty Setter Squad 💅🏻 groupchat
At Choke Me: And that's why my hair is better then Samus. 😌
Kitty: Yeah right.
Boo: I prefer his hair over piss hair any day.
Sugar: Sorry Sumu but same 🫤
Prettiest: Why are we even talking about hair?
Walmart Suga and Tobi-hoe are online
Sugar: hey Tobi-
Tobi-hoe: I just want a boyfriend. 😑
Everyone- Tobio and Semi: 👁️👄👁️
At Choke Me: I volunteer as tribute.
Girl Magnet: OH HELL NO IT'S ME!
Boo: I'ma not simp for now 😃
Sugar: I just sit back and observe 😎
Kitty: 🍿
Walmart Suga: It's about time bitch! 😌
Everyone- Tobio and Semi: 👁️👄👁️
Boo: Did Semi just call KAGEYAMA a bitch-
Tobi-hoe: Alright, what are my options? 🤨
Sugar: Literally every setter here except me 😑
Walmart Suga: Alright, this one has a lot of money and will treat you good and you'll be set life. 🤩
Kitty: Facts 💅🏻
At Choke Me: I'M STILL BETTER 😤
Girl Magnet: NO I AM! 😤
At Choke Me: BITCH 😃
Kitty: 🎶 money, money, money. It's so funny. In Kenma's world 🎶 😎
AtsuOi: Stupid cat. 😃
Kitty: 🐱 💸🖕🏻
AtsuOi: I- 😃
Walmart Suga: This one would be really really nice to you and he treats his mom well. 🥰
Sugar: I appreciate the compliment but I wouldn't date Kags I see him as a little brother.
Walmart Suga: This one is like totally obsessed with you and in love with you. 😑
At Choke Me: Can't deny that 😌
Walmart Suga: And these are some really good options. 😇
Boo: As hot as Kageyama is I do not wanna get into this battle of the Kageyama simps.
Prettiest: Honestly I was expecting it. I am the prettiest. 💅🏻
Walmart Suga: Actually this one doesn't want you at all so ignore that one. 😒
Girl Magnet: WHAT NO I WANT HIM?!
At Choke Me: HELL YES IGNORE HIM!
Kitty: Is he serious-
Boo: Bruh-
Sugar: He does remember how badly Kawa simps for him right-
Tobi-hoe: Wait why doesn't that one want me?! 🤔
Girl Magnet: BUT I DO?!
Sugar: *almost slaps Kags when he was in MIDDLE SCHOOL*
Girl Magnet: I'VE APOLOGIZED FOR THAT!
Walmart Suga: Doesn't matter hed treat you like shit anyways plus he's 6'0". 🙄
Girl Magnet: I WOULDN'T TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT?! PLUS WHAT DOES MY HIGHET HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
At Choke Me: I'M STANNING SEMI RN 😂😂
Sugar: *almost slaps Kags when he was in MIDDLE SCHOOL*
Girl Magnet: STFU TEEN GRANDPA! 😃
Sugar: I- 😃
Tobi-hoe: But.... What's his name.... ☺️
Everyone- Tobio and Semi: 👁️👄👁️
At Choke Me: OH HELL NO?!
Girl Magnet: OH HELL YES!
Sugar: Wait but why did Kags ask what Kawas name is. He's known him the longest?
Girl Magnet: WHO CARES HE CHOSE ME TAKE THAT CRUSTY ASS FAKE BLOND HAIR!
At Choke Me: I- 😃
Walmart Suga: Are you serious you have all these other options?! 😃
Girl Magnet: Yet he still chose me 💅🏻
Tobi-hoe: Yeah I want that one. The one that doesn't want me. That's the one I want. 😇
Girl Magnet: HELL YEAH I HIT THE JACKPOT!
Walmart Suga: Dumb. Dumb as hell. 🤦🏻♂️
At Choke Me: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Girl Magnet: 🙄
Tobi-hoe: Can I have that one please? ☺️
Girl Magnet: yes 😌
Walmart Suga: I don't care. Take it. Just take it. 🤦🏻♂️
Girl Magnet: I knew you'd come around. 😌
At Choke Me: Heart been broke so many times 💔
Tobi-hoe: lol no jk I'm an Akaashi simp 💅🏻✌🏻
AtsuOi: 😃
Prettiest: Read my name bitch 💅🏻
Kitty: okay but like I can't judge
Boo: wtf did I just witness-
Walmart Suga: at least I got to see them suffer at the end 😌
Girl-Magnet: one of the many reasons I hate Shiratorizawa. 😃
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END.
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