A/N: Two more OCs, Thora and Kayden. Once again, not mine. Credit goes to WarriorCatFan144
Also, damn, this chat is getting fucking packed. LMAO
Whiskers:
@HarderDaddy Why the fuck did you just scream and hide? Is Carmine here again?
Carfight:
No, I am not there.
Harder Daddy:
MOUTH!
Harder Daddy:
GOD DAMN IT NO! MOTH!
Pop My Cherri:
... Mouth? LMFAO.
Pear:
It's my damn girlfriend. Stop losing your shit.
Harder Daddy:
SHALL I REMIND YOU THAT A MOTH DEMON CAUSED A LOT OF MY PROBLEMS! FUCKING EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING TRAUMA!
Two Dicks:
... Damn.
(Pear added Thora to the chat)
{Pop My Cherri changed Thora to Mouth}
Pop My Cherri:
MOUTH!
Mouth:
Wow... Real creative.
Harder Daddy:
... Do you know Val by fucking chance?
Mouth:
... Fucking who?
Harder Daddy:
Just fucking making sure.
Vagina:
Just because they're both moth demons doesn't fucking mean they know each other.
Short King:
I GOT MY PRISON DUCK!
Lilith:
Prison duck? LMFAO
Dick Master:
@Pear I DO RECOGNIZE YOU BITCH! I DID SOME FUCKING DIGGING! YOU WERE HERE!
Danger Tits:
... He's been illegally stealing files just to find out that shit. He's been going on about it for a week.
Pear:
Fine, you recognize me. Good for you... Fuck off.
Mouth:
... Is that Adam?
Daddy Issues:
Unfortunately... It is.
STAB:
@ShortKing @Vagina NEW CLUB MEMBER!
Short King:
HELL YEAH!
Vagina:
Is it just any fucking angels at this point? Hell, we should just invite @HarderDaddy because we call him Angel. Fucking shit!
Screen Queen:
@Pear why does the piece of shit from Heaven recognize you?
Pear:
Because I was originally up there, but one day, I was just minding my own fucking business... JUST WALKING! And, next thing you know, I lost track of everything, and I got lost or something. Long story short, I'm in Hell now. LMAO
Danger Tits:
... You've got to be fucking kidding me. Really? How the fuck does that even happen?
Pear:
I don't know.
Mouth:
I still want to know what the fuck this is.
Freaky Face:
@HarderDaddy originally made this to complain about some piece of shit, and then... It turned into whatever it is now.
STAB:
We even have God in here.
Mouth:
... Is she just spewing bullshit or?...
God:
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!
Mouth:
Nope... She was being serious.
Vagina:
Carmine is also here, but... Let's not bother with that.
Mouth:
... There are so many fuckers in here.
Short King:
LET'S ADD MORE!
Lilith:
Fucking hell Lucifer. Are you just bored or something?
Short King:
... Yes.
(Daddy Issues added Kayden to the chat)
Daddy Issues:
... She just showed up... I don't want to leave her out.
Danger Tits:
... I've got a few dumbasses to add.
Harder Daddy:
GOD DAMN IT NO! There's too many.
(Danger Tits added Sera and Squeak to the chat)
Short King:
NOT THE BITCH!
Two Dicks:
... Is that the Sera that you were all complaining about a while ago.
Sera:
Excuse me?
Short King:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Squeak:
HI!
Daddy Issues:
... I'm sorry but...
(Daddy Issues has removed Sera from the chat)
Vagina:
Fair enough.
Big Ass Forehead:
Daily reminder that I hate Alastor.
Screen Queen:
... Next time you say that shit, I will personally remove you from this chat.
Pop My Cherri:
Wait... Who the fuck is Squeak?
Danger Tits:
... Emily.
Squeak:
Why is this my name?
Danger Tits:
... I hear you squeak more than 10 times a day. It's fitting.
Dick Master:
Why is @Kayden so quiet? JOIN THE CONVERSATION BITCH!
Kayden:
... It's crowded in here. Maybe later.
Dick Master:
FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE!
Carfight:
Respect her boundaries. She said no.
Whiskers:
It is crowded as fuck though. There's 20 of us in this damn chat.
Mouth:
... I'm leaving then.
Pear:
No. You stay.
Vagina:
I vote we kick out Adam. LMAO
Danger Tits:
... And the flat faced dickhead.
Screen Queen:
YES! FUCK YOU VOX!
Big Ass Forehead:
I'm just here to piss off Alastor.
Freaky Face:
... Try harder.
STAB:
I like big groups. More people to stab.
Harder Daddy:
Niffty, no.
STAB:
NIFFTY YES!
Lilith:
Oh, remember when you were all shocked that God never approved the exterminations? It was Sera.
Dick Master:
I fucking knew that.
Danger Tits:
... We knew that, but we thought God was fucking aware.
God:
NOPE! She never consulted with me. Honestly, I'm so behind on shit. It took me over 2000 years to find out that Lucifer ended up falling to Hell.
Short King:
... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Squeak:
@DaddyIssues I'm coming down to your hotel for a bit.
Daddy Issues:
That's fine.
Vagina:
You sick of Sera's bullshit or something?
Squeak:
... Yes. I mean, I don't mean that in a bad way or anything. We just... Are not getting along at the moment.
Dick Master:
I'm coming to the hotel too. I just want to piss all of you off.
Vagina:
At least bring @DangerTits with you. She owes me $30.
Danger Tits:
... No I fucking don't.
Harder Daddy:
Actually, you owe her an eye.
Vagina:
... No. She lost an arm. I caused that, therefore, we're even. LMAO
Kayden:
... It's loud upstairs, and downstairs. Can we please get soundproof walls?
Pear:
It wouldn't be loud upstairs if WHOEVER IS FUCKING WOULD QUIET DOWN! DAMN!
Freaky Face:
I agree. I'm in the middle of something and those sounds are distracting.
Squeak:
... On second thought, I might not come.
Daddy Issues:
We can go out for a bit. Give them time.
Short King:
I'll fix the wall situation.
Harder Daddy:
@TwoDicks @PopMyCherri FUCK QUIETER! THIS ISN'T A PORNO! FILMING THOSE IS MY JOB!
Screen Queen:
I thought you were out of that contract.
Harder Daddy:
I am. It was a joke.
Mouth:
... There's an asshole in the kitchen.
Daddy Issues:
... Is it fucking Adam?
Pear:
Yes, it fucking is, and he's making offensive ass jokes to piss us off.
God:
I really fucked up with that one.
Squeak:
I'm sorry, but you did.
Lilith:
I'd argue that I came out great.
God:
Better than Adam.