⚠️WARNING⚠️: Mentions of menstruation and blood
Author's note: Re-written cause this was also from the old story. Also,I'm pretty sure this might be the first time I've started a chapter and finished at the same time (it's the same date as the intro chapter).
I wrote this while I was on my period. If you couldn't tell by the random rant in Lucifer's section.
Btw,I don't know if I would trust them to handle this/hj 💀💀💀
Tags: Fluff
Word count: 1977
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Warnings: Mentions of blood,the menstrual cycle,some cursing,a random enby (me) ranting about how shitty it is
You got up from your bed,especially tired with these stupid cramps. Thankfully,you managed to find some pads in your bag before going to sleep. "Thank goodness." You sleepily made your way to the kitchen,so tired you gave up and brought your pillow for breakfast.
The brothers looked at you. Then Mammon jumped. "ARE YA OK???" "Eh?" Your cramps were so bad you forgot they can smell blood. The brothers were wide-eyed and screaming. "GET MEDICS STAT!"."Oh. Calm down, guys. I'm on my period. A silence filled the room. Satan and Lucifer were already at each other's throat. They all awkwardly made their way to their seats. Mammon was silently confused.
"Huh." Satan spoke up. "I've read about those. But they didn't describe it so bad." You looked at Satan. "Satan. Pray tell,from which century were those books?" He thought about it. "The 18th century,perhaps." "Uh-huh. There we go."
"So,since.." he looked at your tired,possibly cranky face. "You're in this state,you can momentarily leave RAD for the.. how long does this take for you?" It seems Lucifer's knowledgeable about this. You tell him how long it lasts for you.
You thank him.
"MC,I recommend you should give a private talk in here about the menstrual cycle for our exchange program. I'll invite the other exchange students,as well as Lord Diavolo." You look annoyed.
"I'll help you." Satan tells you. You smile at him. Belphegor could help you,but he doesn't want to.
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Lucifer:
• He looks calm. Mind you, I said looks.
• He has to stay calm,I mean,everyone else isn't.
• He's actually having a full ass panic attack,but this gives him the perfect excuse to finally go to sleep (rejoice,guys)
• I have to admit,he may have underestimated how shitty this all was. He might have thought you were overreacting (He wasn't rude about it),but when he sees how horrible you feel (and how sick and twisted and weird this shit is),he calms down
• Despite the fact that most people are fooled by his usual calm facade,he is more affectionate. One should be kind when their significant other is suffering after all.
• Motherfucker bought all the pads/tampons at the store. You told him to return some because,A: You didn't need all of them. B: Someone else might need them.
• His voice is gentle and soft,God forbid his brothers hear it. He holds you close. He kisses your forehead while running your back,trying to make sure you're at the correct temperature.
• He tells you not to do any work at all. Just sit down,don't move,he'll handle everything.
• While his research wasn't enough, that doesn't stop him from following all the guidelines. You know,food pillows,hugs,cuddles,carrying them because good fucking god,it's leaking blood WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE CRAMPS??? IS THE DISGUSTING BLOOD NOT ENOUGH YOU SICKO?? WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THIS? YOU THIS IS IS JOKE,YOU PIECE OF-
•He thinks his dad (God) is kinda weird now,no seriously. What the fuck God (I'm done now).
• He tells you sit on his lap,because you have tampons/pads on,so he's sure you put them correctly.
• He takes time off to spoil you.
• He has painkillers on the drawers of his desk at both RAD and the House office's for this type of occasion.
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Mammon:
• "...What."
• Was about to kill a bitch when he saw how pained and sad and/or angry your face was.
• He is severely confused. And panicking.
• "AIN'T THE BLOOD SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE HUMAN??? WHY'S IT LEAKING? DO YA EVEN WANT TO GET PREGNANT?! DOES THIS SERVE ANY PORPUSE FOR YA?! ARE YA DYING??? ARE YA INJURED? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? AND WHY EVERY MONTH? WON'T YOU DIE FROM LOSING BLOOD???"
• He's panicking a bit,but he will be your awesome first man!!!
• Skips school for you
• Spends all his money on stuff you need...Well,not just need if we're being honest. And he already spends a lot on you,he might have increased his debt.
• Came up with the idea to steal Lucifer's painkillers with Belphie.
• Asks Solomon or Satan or Lucifer for something to ease the pain.
• Like,he can't rap his head around this.
• Mammon has this tendency to over exaggerate your pain. But the problem here is,usually when he does that,you fall on the floor,here,you're actually suffering
• He,Satan,Asmo,and Beelzebub found someone saying, "Being kicked in the balls is worse than an entire period and giving birth." He was also pretty disrespectful. And they almost started a fight. Instead,he looked pretty smart and made some good points while trying to calm Satan down.
• He tries to be a tsundere,but...he just can't...
• He doesn't like seeing you in pain.
• He just wants to make the pain go away :(
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Leviathan:
• He barged into your room,excited to tell you about a new game,or a new anime,or whatever makes him happy (you,but he keeps his beloved rambles about you private).
• "PERIODS ARE REAL?! I thought that was something anime made up."
• When he saw you wrapped into a blanket. He lowered himself to you. "Hey,MC... Are you OK?" Your answer was firm,and it sounded like you swas being tortured. Because you were. "No." "..." he froze. He was thinking about what to say. His voice softened, and he awkwardly put his hand on your shoulder. ̶"̶S̶o̶u̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶b̶u̶d̶d̶y̶.̶"̶ ̶"̶M̶o̶o̶d̶.̶"̶ ̶"̶D̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶?̶"̶
• "Wanna watch Anime?" He hates how bad he is at comforting,but he tries his best. Doing your non-stressfull,calm,and/or relaxing calming interest is what he does (even if they're normie stuff). That's how he would like to be comforted (he would prefer love and affection).
• He's soooo happy you agreed.
• Cowardly helps steal Lucifer's painkillers and insults people on the way
• He goes to Beelzebub to find your favourite foods. He almost wants to ask Belphie how to take the perfect nap, ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶p̶a̶t̶h̶e̶t̶i̶c̶
• Not going to lie,he might get insecure if you snap at him. So please comfort him after this. He will feel immense guilt if you try to comfort him.
• If Lucifer didn't let you not go to RAD,he would've just helped you.
• Anime and chill,but he put extra effort into making it comfy for his Henry.
• Bro was dedicated. In a super cute way.
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Satan:
• He has read about this. He was bored and interested in human anatomy. But he was definitely not told how awful it was.
• Pretty boy used reasoning to see why you were suffering.
• But he is curious about why it hurts so much and why there's cramps.
• BUT our pretty little book boy WILL take inspiration from the love interests. Even if those love interests are...morally grey :D
• He'll take notes for you in class, and he'll help you with your homework (if you give him puppy dog eyes or cute cat eyes,then he might do it for you,but shhh)
• He treats this almost as an experiment ( please don't see it like that).
• Helps Belphegor steal Lucifer's painkillers even though he wants to use natural things. Shits and giggles.
• He'll get you tea that's good for this like mugwort tea.
• He brings in a bunch of cats for you to cuddle (and him,more importantly, him).
• Yeah,about that annoying guy who said,"Being kicked in the balls is worse than an entire period and giving birth." Well,uhhh. He almost wanted to test that guy's "theory."
• Angy boy looooves you <333
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Asmodeus:
• I feel like he knew.
• XOXO KISSES + HUGS...and desserts and selfcare and cuddles and aggressive love and affection
• Ugh! He is so perfect. >:(
• IF you feel insecure,he'll make sure to remind how gorgeous,cute,stunning,loveable, awesome,kind,SEXY-
• He makes sure to choose clothes that aren't white.
• He will argue anyone and everyone for you. They wouldn't dare insult you.
• Cowardly helps steal Lucifer's painkillers and insults people on the way
• If you go out,he will check your ass (for different reasons than normal). You ask if it's OK,and he says, "As sexy as usual!"
• I swear to god,if people keep writing him smutty and not sexual,I'll murder someone. My boy LOVES platonic cuddles! You know it >:(
• Selfcare will tend to all your needs,just leave it to him,babe!
• He convinced Lucifer not to spend so much time at RAD,him, and Beel
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Beelzebub:
•"Ok,so they're not dying." *silently walks away to get them food*
• He grabs Breakfast Club and your favourite foods and cuddles you like you're about to die (cause you sure feel like it).
• Not only does he know your favourite foods, but he also has your favourite things memorised.
• Precious boyo :333
• Tries to convince them not to steal Lucifer's painkillers and ends up cutely asking him (Lucifer said yes).
• Grabs plushies with Belphie and Lucifer.
• Goes shopping with Belphie and Lucifer.
• Grabs food with Belphie and Lucifer.
• Begs Belphie and Lucifer to help him.
• He has no clue,he's trying his best. Little bro,big bro,please help him.
• Goes to every shopping or helping activity for you,but puts time to spend with you.
• He convinced Lucifer not to spend so much time at RAD,him, and Asmo.
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Belphegor:
• Listen,I know people say he's clueless about this,BUT you have to remember,he was the human enthusiast (besides Lilith). Just like a break up,you don't forget about what your ex likes. But to be fair,blood leaking from women's private parts was not really of interest to his.
• One time,he saw a woman suffering from cramps when he was an angel,and the husband didn't even help. He,Lilith,Mammon,and Beelzebub helped the lady.
• But,he does know more stuff than the others, and he does make an effort to get up for you (as much as he can).
• Scheme's with Mammon to steal the painkillers.
• He also tells (insults) Lucifer that giving his brothers,the demon prince,his butler,two angels,and human sorcerer who's thousand years old a lesson about the menstrual cycle would be irritating and was obnoxious of him to ask you to do.
• Asmo may be the selfcare king,but Belphie's a close second (Lucifer is dead last). He brings you his sleep package. So,Lilacs (they're good for sleep if you put them next to you),painkillers,mugwort tea,kisses,hugs,cuddles,love,affection,blankets,all the pillows!
• He stole all the pillows in the house. But hey,who doesn't want 15 pillows and a pillow Fort!
• Hug him and his cow plush gently, pookie.
• And also,get this,if you feel that bad...he ran to your room. Lucifer was so proud. He wished he recorded it (maybe it was for the best,he recorded Belphie voluntarily going outside for you)