If you ever look outside it's always beautiful and relaxing. Dave thought it was a good idea for his plant and cat to get fresh air outside because he needed to clean the house without disturbance.
Dave threw his plant then dropkicked his cat (how rude). He warned them don't go far away or someone is going to kill them. (Example ⤵)
Scary isn't it?
Dave left and the plant was doing his usual. Until he saw a caterpillar in a branch. You know he should give the caterpillar drugs or something.
He did.
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elp, at least he looks cool right? But not as cool as Dave's plant, he's the original gangsta. The caterpillar was just chilling with his blunt.
The fell in the (lake?). When was there a lake? Besides that, the cat was soaking wet and cold. The lake evaporated away which fair enough because he wanted that stupid lake gone. He hoped that it wasn't too obvious that he fell in the lake.
It wasn't obvious of course
《H⁰më》
There was a roach waiting for its meal. Dave couldn't kill the roach (it was too hard) so he is feeding it.
It had his drink but no food. When will he get his food? Well he just waits there to get his 1 star food.
He got his food, but there's a reason why Dave gave it food...
The roach exploded.
Thank goodness, now that he's gone Dave can continue with his cleaning.
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I need to come up names for the cat and plant ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) and better endings.
Also big thanks to EX0R3AL1TY for being 100% awsome :) and being a cool gangsta.