Me: *Looking through comments* Ooh! This one looks fun!
Knockout: *Fearfully* What is it?
Me: Knockout, I need you and Soundwave. Now.
Soundwave and Knockout: Okay...
I tell them the Dare that PZDRAGON6666 requested*
Soundwave: Seriously? The same person?
Me: You ready for this?
Knockout: Yeah! And at least it's a good one, Soundwave.
Soundwave: True dat.
Then, Starscream comes over.
Starscream: Hey guys! What are you doing?
Me: It's a Dare for Knockout and Soundwave. They gotta kill Airachnid.
Starscream: Cool! Can I join?
Me: Sure.
Starscream: Sweet!
Me: Now go on! Go!
The three cons run over to Airachnid, who is busy flirting with Megatron. She sees Soundwave, Starscream, and Knockout and scowls.
Airachnid: Can't you see I'm busy?
Soundwave: Doing what? Stealing someone else's mate?
Starscream: My mate?
Megtron: Thank you for saving me from this idiot. *Gestures to Airachnid*
Knockout: Do we have permission to kill, my Lord?
Megatron: *Nods*
Knockout and Soundwave slowly and silently creep up on Airachnid from behind, weapons drawn, while Starscream comes from in front of her. Soundwave uses his blades and swipes at her head. Airachnid screams as she is struck again and again by the pointed tips.
Knockout and Starscream join in, using their guns and shooting at her. Energon spills. Airachnid screams.
Then comes her eternal silence.
Soundwave: Thank Primus she's gone.
Knockout: Yeah. Now Megatron doesn't have to deal with her continuous attempts to get him to like her. Like, does she not see Megatron kissing Starscream?
Soundwave: Exactly. And speaking of kisses...I'mma go give my mate some. Bye.
Knockout: Same. Bye.
Starscream: Same here.
The three cons leave to find their mates, leaving Airachnid's body to rust.
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Sorry that it was short