me: *projects my acting skills into reading for lady macbeth*
mat: oooo look at you-
me: shut up
mat: no.
mat: *starts trying to distract me with something to do with horrible histories/ymata/wonka while im reading out loud to the class*
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me: *writing poetry and finishes it*
mat: *takes it and starts reading it in thomas thornes voice*
me: *dying*