(im adding hades (game) and PJO!!!)
(somehow ive decided that they're worlds kinda like cross over in a way. dont ask because i dont want to explain <3)
*added idk how many people its a lot)
vance: im gonna kms
bruce: noo dont kys your so sexy haha
billy: gay people
griffin: were gay
percy: my best bro jason is gay
jason: percy.
percy: and nico too
nico: percy.
will: huh
zagreus: what
thanatos: im confused
megaera: guys i think this is a group chat
nico: woah hey zagreus
zagreus: WOAH HEY NICO!!!!
thanatos: zag who is he??
zagreus: my younger my brother :3
will: WAIT WHAT
percy: NICO YUO NERVE TOLD US YOU HADE A BROTHER>>"}??
nico: it never came up in conversation
will: I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND I DESERVE TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
zagreus: WAIT NICO NEVER TOLD ME HE HAD A BOYFRIEND
will: oh gods am i dead
zagreus: nah your cool i do too
leo: wahts up mcshilzzle in the caht
piper: KILL YOURSELF
leo: aw shucks
vance: i really do hate this
bruce: come back home vance the dog misses you
vance: WHAT???
achilles: hi
lester/apollo: KRILL YOURDSE=LF NOW
will: HELP MEEE
percy: hey i meet htat guy!11!
lester/apollo: stay away from that guy.
percy: y
achilles: im a changed man i swear
zagreus: wait huh
patroclus: well!
lester/apollo: uh huh.......
thanatos: awkkwarddd
megaera: thanatos your brothers doing odd shit again
thanatos: hypnos?
megaera: yeah
thanatos: damn
percy: dam
nico: fuck you percy
annabeth: dam
jason: ??
thalia: dam
jason: oh hey thalia
thalia: hi jason
leo: do u all heave auto corerct on??/
will: yeah we're all forced to have it on
percy: nto me tho yall haev fun!>1/!?
annabeth: im sick and tired of him.
percy: you love me
hermes: whats this??
connor: DAD???
hermes: WHAT?1/!
malcolm: wait what
percy: so many ackacgroudn charcters im spooked...
nico: shut up
hermes: zagreus what have oyu done im confused
zagreus: hey i didnt do this
hermes: I HAVE A JOB.
zagreus: yeah with you pRoFeSsIoNaL aSsOcIaTe
hermes: you spelt it wrong also leave charon out of this
percy: i think i met that guy once
annabeth: we did, when we were in the underworld
grover: yeah we did, how did you not remember? 0_<
percy: idk
hermes: OH WAIT CONNOR
connor: damn my own father forgot i exsisted
malcolm: connor, chiron is looking for you again.
connor: siht
travis: it was me, i set the prank.
malcolm: YOU DONT EVEN GO TO CAMP HALF BLOOD ANYMORE???
travis: i have my ways
meg (mccaffery): apollo is screaming and crying on the floor again because i brought up a flower
will: he does that sometimes
nico: why does he do that
lester/apollo: HYACINTHS ARE MORE THAN JUST FLOWERS
will: that explains it
nico: am i still not allowed to bring up bathtubs
meg (mccaffery): he started puking over that one a while ago
leo: oh hye i remeber that
meg (mccaffery): yeah
lester/apollo: UAHUHGAJGHHGHHGH
achilles: deserved tbh
lester/apollo: thats why i shot you smh
percy: HELPME
annabeth: apollo has some unresolved beef with everything and everyone it seems.
percy: who is patroclus
annabeth: uhhh hes that one guy who died in achilles's armour
patroclus: yeah i guess
percy: like silena and clairesse?
clariesse: i want you dead percy.
patroclus: wait percy is your dad poseidon
percy: yeah why
patroclus: no reason
annabeth: wiat wait wait
annabeth: malcolm help me out here i cant remember
malcolm: hold on im vouching for connor
malcolm: anyways i think your thinking of the myth where patroclus was also known as not only achilles' lover but was also poseidons lover at some point.
connor: malcolm i am madly in love with you
percy: WAIT WHAT...
patroclus: well!
achilles: forgot about that
percy: WHAT..😨
lester/apollo: oh yeah