Kiran Harumi is online
Kiran Harumi:Kid, where the hell are u hiding?
Aether is online
Aether:I'm keeping it a secret - I think the Knave and the Damselette are trying to hunt me down
Kiran Harumi:They are? Well shit -
Aether:Oh Archons, why did I even mention that in here?
Kiran Harumi:I'll private message u, hold on
-Aether and Kiran Private Message-
Kiran Harumi: Do I need to remind u that Jeht was ACTUALLY the first person who had sex with u and the first person who took ur virginity?
Aether: I still remember it and u don't need to remind me at all.
Kiran Harumi:Still can't believe u actually made a move! I could probably hear Jeht thinking to herself - "Enjoy your nothing, idiots! Maybe you should spend less time in brain class and more time in learning how to approach Aether!"
Aether:... Fair.
Kiran Harumi: Yeah, you get me, kid. And oh my, oh my - I remember that time I found a collar with Jeht's name on it-
Aether:WAIT IT'S NOT WHAT U THINK -
Kiran Harumi:Kinky.
Aether:IT'S NOT MY IDEA -
Kiran Harumi is now offline
Aether:... Jerk.
-- 4:30 PM --
Kiran Harumi is online
Aether is online
Aether has set 50+ nicknames for everyone in the chat
Half of everyone is active
The Alpha and The Omega (Kiran):U know what...? This nickname is fine for me.
Bat Boy (Caelus):Yeah, imma not complain
Sayonara Silent Night (Yūrei):... Not even mad anymore at this point.
Cold Dragon Young (Dan Heng):... No comment.
Ice Girl, Best Girl (March 7th): Ooh! Thanks for the nickname, Mr. Aether!
Walking Black Hole (Welt): Very... Creative nickname you have for me, Aether.
I Need Coffee 24/7 (Himeko):
Kiran's Other Kid (Tanjiro): This is... Not bad, actually.
Most Annoying Fuck That Ever Walked the Planet (Zenitsu):Ehh?! Why do I have this kind of nickname?!!
The Alpha and The Omega:Cause ur the most annoying FUCK that I know.
Boar Head (Inosuke):how do u type in this stupid thing
Most Innocent Girl that I Know (Nezuko):
Father Daddy (Arlecchino):...
Father Daddy has left the chat
Narwhal Rider has added Arlecchino in the chat
Arlecchino has left the chat
Narwhal Rider has added Arlecchino in the chat
Father Daddy:Childe, I will fucking kill you.
Narwhal Rider (Tartaglia):No u won't -
Father Daddy:Just stay where u are and I'll be there in a minute.
Guuji Miko (Yae Miko): Oh? And what are u up to this time, little one~?
Fish Priest (Kokomi): Not a bad nickname, I suppose.
I Got Lost Again (Acheron): Caelus, you're here too?
Bat Boy:
I Got Lost Again:Cute.
She's Scary and Cold (Jingliu): Young man, why are you flirting with another woman?
Bat Boy: JINGLIU WAIT -
Fontaine's Best Girl (Furina): My head hurts and I just woke up from my nap - What is this?
The Alpha and The Omega:It's a group chat, Furina. I hope ur ready for some chaos.
Fontaine's Best Girl: I cant tell if I should be concerned or not -
I'm an Eremite (Jeht): Oh, hi Aether!
Blonde Traveler (Aether):
Vengeance Will be Mine (Eula):THERE SHE IS AGAIN -
Blonde Traveler: GIRLS, JUST WAIT FOR ONE SEC -
Eula and 30+ users are now
offline
Aether is now offline
Flirt with Guns is online
Flirt with Guns (Kafka): Oh, hey there, Caelus~
Bat Boy: FffffUCK NO -
Flirt with Guns: Aw, did you miss me~? Well, technically, you did, didn't you~?
I Need Coffee 24/7:Kafka.
Flirt with Guns: Oh, the rest of the Astral Express Crew? This should be fun~
Everyone is now offline
Word of note - Jeht and Benben, in my timeline, joined Aether's traveling party instead of leaving for parts unknown. And is canonically (in my timeline) the first woman who confessed to Aether. And the first one to bed him as well...
Next:I Have a Plan