Texting Lee know

By Randomstxy

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Author; What would you like for today? Readers: We'd like a classic cliche wrong number, a side of Chaos, a d... More

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The stuff nobody reads
[01] Hottie from the party
[02] It begins with a sext
[03] Hot as hell
[04] I have abs
[05] My lovely wife
[06] Kindergartener
[07] Its so immature
[08] Why are you gay?
[10] A flustered Mess
[11] I am confusion
[12] Creepy fuck
[13] Corrupt you soon
[14] Chicken legs
[15] Divorced couple
[16] I'm sorry, Jagiya
[17] Sleep with your eyes open
[18] Three Minhos in a pod
[19] You're an angel
[20] You're being distant
[21] Maniacs are typing. . .
[22] They grow up so fast
[23] Trouble in Paradise?
[24] You're an idiot
[25] I hate you for real
[26] Hurt
[27] This is what I deal with
[28] I just went through a break up
[29] Operation love doctors
[30] Evil laughing committee
[31] Fucking Lee
[32] Crazy for you
[33] What have I done to deserve this?
[34] Run if you wish to live
[35] Rant away, babe
[36] Rant buddies
[37] A decent man
[38] You hurt my feelings
[39] His tralala (sorry 😭)
[40] Enemies with benefit
[41] I like nerds
[42] Fourth Kitty
[43] She's not chill with it
[44] You're an idiot
[45] Two faced devil
[46] Cuddle buddies
[47] What the fuck
[48] Wait until tonight

[09] Karate chop

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By Randomstxy

Asshat
Yo, I'm in the hospital.

Pervy Asshole
I didn't ask?

Plus I don't give a shit

Asshat
I fell down the stairs
and broke my arm.

Pervy Asshole
Why are you telling me this?

I don't fucking know you

Asshat
But you still reply?

Pervy Asshole
How tf are you typing?

Asshat
I said arm,
not arms.

Dumbcrap.

Anyways, this you?

Pervy Asshole
Haha, so funny

I can't stop laughing -_-

Why are you so lame?

Asshat
I see no difference. :)

Also, I think you sound
like a frog.

A tiny squeaky frog with its
tongue tied.

Pervy Asshole
Deflecting I see

And why have you been thinking
about me?

Have you fallen for me already?

Asshat
Ew. Never in a million years.

I was using my free time
to think of something
unproductive.

Pervy Asshole
I will air fry you-

Asshat
Mhm, says the guy who was
begging for a mint dress.

"Please please"

I have screenshots.

Pervy Asshole
I hope you break both arms

Asshat
Stop hoping and come do it
yourself, PUSSY!

Pervy Asshole
That won't be the only thing
broken

Asshat
Gross, ew! You pervert!

I'm telling my brother.

Pervy Asshole
I will also break him in half

Karate chop both of you

Asshat
Asshole.

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Hi, how are you?

As always Lee (> •-•)> will be taking your votes and comments

Thanks for reading
Cya💜

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