Texting Lee know

By Randomstxy

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The stuff nobody reads
[01] Hottie from the party
[02] It begins with a sext
[03] Hot as hell
[04] I have abs
[05] My lovely wife
[06] Kindergartener
[07] Its so immature
[09] Karate chop
[10] A flustered Mess
[11] I am confusion
[12] Creepy fuck
[13] Corrupt you soon
[14] Chicken legs
[15] Divorced couple
[16] I'm sorry, Jagiya
[17] Sleep with your eyes open
[18] Three Minhos in a pod
[19] You're an angel
[20] You're being distant
[21] Maniacs are typing. . .
[22] They grow up so fast
[23] Trouble in Paradise?
[24] You're an idiot
[25] I hate you for real
[26] Hurt
[27] This is what I deal with
[28] I just went through a break up
[29] Operation love doctors
[30] Evil laughing committee
[31] Fucking Lee
[32] Crazy for you
[33] What have I done to deserve this?
[34] Run if you wish to live
[35] Rant away, babe
[36] Rant buddies
[37] A decent man
[38] You hurt my feelings
[39] His tralala (sorry 😭)
[40] Enemies with benefit
[41] I like nerds
[42] Fourth Kitty
[43] She's not chill with it
[44] You're an idiot
[45] Two faced devil
[46] Cuddle buddies
[47] What the fuck
[48] Wait until tonight

[08] Why are you gay?

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By Randomstxy

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Pervy Asshole
Don't tell me you
finally got a life

Minho?
You can't relate, right?

Pervy Asshole
Oh God
Any time I talk to you
I lose my will to live

Minho?
Any time you breathe
I lose my will to live.

Pervy Asshole
Bro, you're lucky to breathe the
same air as me

Minho?
Unlucky*

But imma let it slide
this time.

Anyways, I dyed my hair black again

Pervy Asshole
Hmm, you don't look so bad

But not as good as me

What's that behind you?

Minho?
My homie, fr!

Pervy Asshole
Do you kiss him Goodnight?

Minho?
Why are you gay?

Pervy Asshole
Who says I'm gay?

Minho
You are gay.

I bet you want me to
kiss you good night.

Pervy Asshole
Bitch, I'm straight!

Minho?
Mhm, as straight as a football.

Pervy Asshole
Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

Minho?
No, thank you.

And before I go
I'm not a boy.

That's my brother.

You're so stupid.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhaahajaajajaahahajhaahhaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

Pervy Asshole
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

You're so awful!
Fuck you!
I hate you!

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Hi, how are you?

As always Lee (> •-•)> will be taking your votes and comments

Thanks for reading
Cya💚

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