(Free Food!)
(Stapy, Foldy, Sotp Sign, Puffball, Wild Card, and Crystal are online)
💙foldy's malewife💙: oh hey, sotp's online again!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Hi!
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Hello.
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Sorry about not being active here lately, I've had to work on TWO seperate cases within two weaks.
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Hope you all can understand that.
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Dw, I get it.
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: But it's for society's sake, and that makes it all worth it.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: bro that sounds so cringe ngl
💙foldy's malewife💙: HELP WILD CARD WHAT-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: AM I WRONG
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: sounds like one of those fucking inspirational messages that people spam post in sad videos or whatever like that "your skin isn't paper so don't cut it" bs
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: LIKE IT BELONGS ON R/IM14ANDTHISISDEEP
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WAIT WTF DID I JUST SEE ON THE NEWS?
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: PILLOW'S DEAD
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Oh, that was one of the cases.
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: While we were convinced it was murder at first, we can't seem to get any leads as to who did it...
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: NO NOT PILLOW SHE WAS COOL-
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: SHE KEPT KILLING PEOPLE, CRYSTAL.
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: UNTIL LAST MONTH!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: AND?!
💙foldy's malewife💙: hey wait... @puffball you okay gurl?
🌈attention seeker: Oh I'm good Stapy but thanks for asking
(Marker and Potato are online)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: OMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: HIIIIIIII WILD CARD
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: hi guys!
💙foldy's malewife💙: AMRKER
💙foldy's malewife💙: WAIT I MEANT MARKER IM STUPID
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: NO YOU'RE NOT STAPY, ISTG I WILL KICK SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE INTO YOU SOMEDAY- /j
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: POTATO, WHY ARE YOU SO FRIENDLY WITH MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON?!
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: bc i fell in love with your sleep paralysis demon?????????
💙foldy's malewife💙: wait what
💙foldy's malewife💙: potato
💙foldy's malewife💙: were you joking
💙foldy's malewife💙: POTATO ANSWER THE QUESTION
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: she ain't lol
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: yeah but dw marker i have two hands for a reason-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: just like me!!!!!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: So basically now it's a poly-line of Sunny dating Marker, Marker dating Potato, and Potato dating Wild Card?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: yeah, pretty much.
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Why...?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: because he's hot, he's silly, he's mentally unstable, but he treats me RIGHT
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Wh-
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: HE TRAPPED HIS BROTHER IN A GODDAMN MAZE.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: OH YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THAT POS INTO THIS-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: maybe his brother deserved it???????
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: YEAH SEE SHE GETS IT
💙foldy's malewife💙: y'all want popcorn
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: is it sweet popcorn or salty popcorn
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: If it's sweet popcorn, I want it
💙foldy's malewife💙: there is foldy <3
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Yay!
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ok i'll have a mix
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: WAIT, I WANT POPCORN TOO! /lh
💙foldy's malewife💙: k
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Potato, are you unaware of the red flags here or something?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: CRYSTAL YOU STILL LIKE PILLOW, HOW AM I THE ONE IGNORING RED FLAGS HERE????????
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: PILLOW IS DEAD, POTATO.
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: oh i knew that already
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: BC I SAW IT IN MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDED IN THE NEWS SECTION-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: crystal, leave my darling alone before you end up joining pillow.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: WHAT-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: I- DARLING???? /nm
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: WH- AOAOAOAKAKAOAIIKSKDICIDAKAOA
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: OH FUCK I BROKE HER
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: POTATO NO IM SORRY
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: NO ITS FINE I LILED THAT- IT JS CAUGHT MW OFFGUARD OK-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WHAT IS EVEM GOING ON RN?
💙foldy's malewife💙: idk either
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: ...
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: I know.
💙foldy's malewife💙: what
💙foldy's malewife💙: crystal i'm sorry if this comes off as rude but that sounds so random like wtf are you even implying
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: I know two of you know.
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: tf do you mean crystal
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Two of you know what happened.
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: And so do I.
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I don't even know what to say
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: me neither-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: SAME FOLDY
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: oh sorry caps lock was still on mb
💙foldy's malewife💙: HELP-
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: What is even happening...?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: i
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: You what?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: don't know
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: I- Okay.
💙foldy's malewife💙: sotp sign you sound so done with his bullshit (i don't mean that in a bad way wild card please don't kill me i have a wife and kid)
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Eh, sometimes I am.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: remember when you two would play uno and call each other cunts over it?
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: HE KEPT SKIPPING ALL MY TURNS AND MAKING ME DRAW 2 CARDS!
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: ONCE HE EVEN WON IN 1 HAND, LIKE WTF?!
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: i just know how to play my cards right. ;)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Is
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Is that a pun
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: i- oh fuck it is
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: oh tmm would KILL YOU over that
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: eh idc, yk alex is my fav twower-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
💙foldy's malewife💙: wtf /lh
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Eh, it's just 75% of the poly-lime.
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: LINE* I MEANT LINE.
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: POLYLIME-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we NEED to make that an image now
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: js an image of a lime with the poly flag on it?
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: yea
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: IGHT I'LL BRB-
(Wild Card is offline)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: ALL I DID WAS MAKE A TYPO-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Actually that sounds kinda funny ngl, do it
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: fastest character development ever-
💙foldy's malewife💙: that should be your group name tbh
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: OMG POLY-LIME
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: STAPY THAT IS ACTUALLY AN AMAZING IDEA BRO, THANK YOU
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Would you write it as "Poly-lime", "Poly-Lime", or "poly-lime"?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: "poly-lime" bc i'm allergic to capital letters /j
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Okay.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we'll js need to tell sunny about this beforehand
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: eh she probably knew that this would happen eventually
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: wait why?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: i may or may not have messaged her once about my fantasy of wild card pinning me to a wall and kissing me-
(Wild Card is online)
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: HERE IT IS
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: THAT IS AMAZING BUT UHH DON'T READ UP
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: why not?
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: ...
💙foldy's malewife💙: oh shit
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: THE TIMING, I CAN'T RN, THAT WAS WAY TOO PERFECT
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: SHIT I- UHH-
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: oh, so you'd like that, darling~?
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: Wh- WHY- WHY ARE YOU- WHY IS THERE A TILDE, WHY?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: SKDKDKDKDDKDKFJDKDLSFKSSDDJ
🟢🟡🔵🔴 PRAY TO ME, BITCH: well, if it makes you happy, then i'm down for that~
(Wild Card is offline)
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: STOP.
💙foldy's malewife💙: CRYSTAL STOP TRYING TO BE A BUZZKILL
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: WHAT THE HELL
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: brb im going ti have an aneurysm-
(Potato is offline)
💙foldy's malewife💙: nah, they're 100% re-creating that fantasy ;)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: STAPY
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: IT IS ONLY 8 IN THE MORNING, WE'RE TOO EARLY FOR THIS!
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: IM DYIN RN I CANT- HELP
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: STAPY, WHAT THE ACTUAL-
💙foldy's malewife💙: what i'm js saying facts
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: WE ARE IN A GROUPCHAT RIGHT NOW
💙foldy's malewife💙: hey @foldy are ya single
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Wh- Stapy we are literally dating- OH GOD HE'S DRUNK-
(Foldy is offline)
SOTP RIGHT THERE: WHAT THE POLE?!
(Liy is online)
bitchy lighty switchy: STAPY, WHERE ARE YOU?! THE EXIT PARTY'S LONG OVER!
💙foldy's malewife💙: the bathroom
bitchy lighty switchy: THEN GET OUTTA THERE.
💙foldy's malewife💙: OK OK IM COMING GODAMNIT LIY YOU BITCH
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: how is he drunk, yet typing perfectly?
🖊simps and has 2763 ships /exg🖊: Top 10 questions science still can't answer.
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: OKAY FIRSTLY: WHY ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A PARTY AT 8AM?!
🛑 SOTP RIGHT THERE: SECONDLY: WAS STAPY IN THE BATHROOM THE ENTIRE TIME?!
bitchy lighty switchy: WE DIDN'T, IT ENDED WHEN HALF OF US PASSED OUT DRUNK. ME AND FIREY JR WERE THE ONLY SOBER ONES LEFT.
💙foldy's malewife💙: look i got hungover asf sotp sign, ya can't blame me
(Firey Jr is online)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: LIY, DID YOU RECORD DORA BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DAVID???????????
bitchy lighty switchy: You BET I did!
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: FUCK YEAH, THAT WAS AWESOME!
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: I am STILL traumatized by when I walked into one room and saw Bracelety making out with a pillow thinking it was.Ice Cube...
bitchy lighty switchy: I'M SORRY, BRACELETY WHAT?!
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: OH DEAR GOD THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTWR IM GONNA CHOKE I CANF AKSKAISKAKKSIAKDKAODKSOSAKSKOAALAKSOAKAKSKAKAWOAAAKALAK
(Marker is offline)
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