Let's start
So Krish and all Kapoor family started to find HASEENA every where but They don't get HS anywhere.
And Some days passes like this.
One day
In India
Billu runs and comes to Kapoor villa, seeing which everyone gets shocked and mk makes him drink water and Billu drinks water then kk says to BC.
Kk: bille aaram se ab batao kya baat hai?
Kyon aandhi ki tarh ud rahe ho?
BC: sir...sir...sir main aapko Aisa news sunane wala hu jise sunkar aap pagal ho jayenge?
Kk (shockingly): kya matlab HASEENA ji ka kuchh pata chal gya kya?
Bc: nhi lekin kya pata iske baad pta chal bhi Jayega unka?
Kk: mtlb aur iss duniya mein Aisa koi bhi cheej nhi hai jise sunkar main pagal ho jau.
Bc: sir pahle sun to lijiye.
Kk: ok bolo.
Bc: xyz international group ek world businessmen group bana Raha hai jisme 6 businessmen honge.
Jinme se 5 europian country ke businessmen hai aur ek Indian BUSINESSMAN bhi hai aur wo Indian BUSINESSMAN koi aur nhi balki khud aap hai. (With smile)
Other side
Av to hs: no you are joking. (Surprisingly)
Hs: no it's in the mail.
Av: haseena ji are main itne salo se isi din ka intezar kar raha tha.
And Finally the day have come.
Wohhhooo...(in happiness)
That's good. (To hs) mangiye jo mangna hai aaj mangiye.
Hs: hume jo chahiye tha wo aap hume already de chuke hain. (With smile)
Other side
Bc to kk: sir aap London jaane ki taiyari kijiye.
Kk: London.
Bc: are ha kyonki inhone mail mein likha hai ki kuchh forma.....form.....
Kk: formalities.
Bc: ha wahi formatiles hai jo ki aapko personally Jake puri karni hongi.
Aur kuchh mahine London mein hi rahna PADEGA.
Kk: hmm....apne India ko international level par represent karne ka mauka mil rha hai main Miss hone nhi de skta ise.
Aur kya pata isi bahane HASEENA ji ka bhi kuchh pata chal Jaye.
Pure bharat mein dekha wo kahi bhi nhi hai. Isi bahane London mein bhi dhundh lunga unhe.
Ek kaam Karo Tum meri aur apni flight ki tickets book karwa do.
Bc: ok sir.
Other side
Av: right.....
Hs: thik hai lekin....
Av: no lekin vekin.
I have decided you have to come with me
Aap mera kaam itne acchhe se sambhal leti hai. Aapko mere saath har meeting par aana hi hai.
HS: actually Amar iss contract ke hisab se aapko uss Indian BUSINESSMAN ke saath kayi, City visions par Jana hoga.
I understand you need me.
Hum har jagah jayenge bas agar ye Indian BUSINESSMAN aapke saath huye toh hum aapke saath meeting mein nhi jayenge.
Av: Indians people is like rocking HASEENA ji.
Oo India mein aapka koi ex boyfriend hai jise aap face nhi karna chahti.
Oo come on HASEENA ji wo duniya ka sabse bada looser hoga jisne aapko chhod Diya.
You are full wife material dude.
Agar aap meri manager nhi hoti na.
To meri life mein punch nhi hota.
You are not only perfect you are the best.
Hs: agar hum best hote to kisi ke takleef nhi bante.
Perfect hote shayad santu ko bacha lete.
Lekin hum khud santu ke coma mein Jane ki wajh ban Gaye.
Av: ok stop. Aap suniye meri baat.
Aapko apne aapko leke bohot sari galatfahmiyan hai.
Agar main thoda sa crazy nhi hota na.
Agar apne aap se single rahne ka commitment nhi Kiya hota.
Mingle karne ke liye ready hota.
Aapke naam ko apne naam ke saath jod ke world wide copyright.
(With smile)
Then Hasina while giving coffee to Amar says.
Hs: coffee.
Av: thank you.
And he take coffee and hs asks to av.
Hs: aur baki ladkiyon ka kya hota?
(With smile)
Av: yahi toh problem hai HASEENA ji Mera Dil hi kuchh aisa hai.
Ek ka Dil rakhne ke liye sabka Dil to nhi tod skta.
Kya karu businessman hu par kisi celebrity se kam nhi.
Isliye thodi rocking rakhni padti hai life.
Don't fear when amar is here.
Aapko ghabrane ki koi zarurat nhi hai.
Aur Waise bhi main sirf ladkiyon ka hi nhi ladko ka bhi Dil nhi todta.
And hs looks at av shockingly and asks.
Hs: why you are gay?
Hearing this, coffee comes out of Amar's mouth and then Hasina controls him and says.
Hs: isme shocked hone wali kya baat hai hota hai aur ye toh London hai yaha kisi ko koi problem bhi nhi hongi in sab se.
Aap jise chahe apna husband bna skte hai. Hum aapke full of support mein hu.
Av (interputs): haseena..... Haseena ji aisa kuchh bhi nhi hai.
Jaisa aap soch rahi hai Main gay.....
Main bhi bilkul aapke jaisa hi normal aur straight aadmi hu.
Hs: hum aapko aadmi dikhte hain.
(Looking him doubtly)
Av: nhi mera matlab hai ki aurat women.
Hs: iska matlab aap aurat hai aadmi nhi.
Av (in confusion): are HASEENA ji aisa kuchh nhi hai main man, woman gay ye sab kuchh nhi hu main ek normal sa insan hu like that you.
Hs: iska matlab aap sirf insan hai male nhi hai. (With smile)
Av: are nhi...mera kahna ka matalab ye hai ki main man hu but straight man hu.
Wo main ye kabse kahne ki koshish kar rha hu aur aap hai ki mujhe na Jane kabse kya kya banaye ja rhi hai.....
Wo bas flow flow mein maine bol diya.
Hs: hmm.... tajurba kahta hai humara ki sach hamesha Flow flow, mazak aur gusse mein bahar nikal hi aata hai.
(With smile)
Av: kya Haseena ji aap bhi?
(In puppy face)
Then Haseena seems to have opened up after seeing the strange expression on Amar's face. Seeing this, a smile appears on Amar's face too and he keeps looking at Haseena.
After sometime Haseena controls her laughter and sees that Amar is looking at her, then she goes to Amar and says.
Hs: kya dekh rahe hai?
Av: aapko.....(without realising his word)
Hs: MTLB....(surprisingly)
Then Amar comes to his senses and says.
Av: mtlb ki aapki baaton mein.
Dekhiye meri coffee bhi thandi ho gayi.
Then Hasina checks Amar's coffee which has become really cold and then Hasina says to av.
Hs: are ha aap ek kaam kijiye ise mujhe dijiye main aapke liye abhi dusri coffee bna kar lati hu.
First time ye bohot hi garm thi aur ab bilkul hi thandi.
Av: it's ok HASEENA ji I think you forgot ki main cold coffee bhi pita hu.
Isliye I have managed. (With smile)
Hs: ok lekin aap kya kah rahe the aap ladkon ka Dil kyon nhi todte hai?
Av: wo...aapke India Wale boyfriend ki baat kar raha tha.
Agar Maine apna naam aapke naam ke saath copyright kar liya to uska Dil toh kisi record ke tarh Tut jayega na.
(Little funny way)
Then Hasina sees Amar staring at her and then Amar says.
Av: ok sorry....kaam ki baat karte hai.
To iss Amar ke europian country mein koi Indian aa rha hai.
To welcome Krna toh bnta hai na.
I will be wait for him.
And after saying this, Amar walks away and then Hasina says in her mind.
Hs: kahi ye Indian BUSINESSMAN koi aur nhi Balki Krish hi toh nhi hai.
Nhi nhi wo Lucknow mein hai aur kaam se zyada tar Delhi aur Mumbai jaate Hain. London mein wo humare samne kbhi nhi aayenge.
Other side
In Krish room
A girl is going somewhere with her bag, then Krish comes and holds her hand, pulls her towards him and holds her from above.
Girl: are....
Kk: kaha na aa aap nhi jayengi.
Girl: are chhodiye hume Jana hai.
Kk: kuchh nhi sununga main khud se dur jaane nhi dunga.
Girl: pahle aapko humare ek sawal ka jawab dena hoga.
Kk: puchhiye.
Girl: jb bhi hume maa ke pass Jana hota hai aapke man mein itna pyaar kyon aata hai?
Mtlb plans banne lagte Hain taki hum waha na jaaye?
Kk: KYONKI aapke Bina meri life toh adhuri hai na.
Aapke Bina toh main brush Tak nhi kar sakta. Brush se lekar toothpaste tak sab aap hi toh lakar deti hai.
Yahan tak ki tawal bhi toh aap hi laati hai. Rumal se lekar mere kapde tak sab mere liye aap decide karti hai.
Agar aap chali gayi na to mujhe studio naked hi Jana padega.
Girl (laugh+shockingly): kya Krish aap bhi?
Kk: waise aap to apne Swarg jaise mayke chali jayengi.
Aapke Bina Mera ye Ghar nark ho jayega uska kya?
Aur sabse important job jo aap meri sabse kimati cheej apne saath lekar ja rahi hai.
Girl: kaun si cheej?
Then Krish leaves that girl and places her hand on his heart and says.
Kk: ye tadkta, bhadkta dil.
Jane nhi dunga aapko main.
(With smile)
Girl: lekin kis haq se ye kah rahe Hain aap aakhir hum aapke Hain kaun Krish?
Then Krish leaves the girl's hand and says.
Kk: friend.
Girl: to ek friend ke liye itni saari baate hmm.
Kk: mujhe nhi pata aap apne mayke Jaa skti hai.
Girl: ok bye.
Kk: bye lekin pahunchkar call kar dijiyega aur achhe se jaiyega.
Girl: jo hukm mere aaka.
And girl left the room.
Flashback over
Then a big smile appears on Krish's face and then dk come entered his room and says to kk.
Dk: hey dreamer chaks.
Then kk opens his eyes and dk said to kk.
Dk: London jaane mein abhi aapko time hai.
Aur aapke face par already smile hai.
Very good jo soch rahe hain sochte rahiye Kam se Kam aapke face par smile toh rahegi.
Kk (in his mind): ye kya ho Raha hai mere saath pichhle 5 saalo mein maine HASEENA ji ko itna yaad nhi Kiya jitna jab se mujhe sach pata chala hai tab se aa rahi hai.
Ye sab kuchh jo ho raha hai ye bas koi ittefaq hai ya kisi baat ka ishara.
London mein toh unse milne ka koi chance hi nahi hai.
Par Dil aise dhadak raha hai jaise unhi ke pass Jaa Raha hu.
Dk (loudly): chaks.....
Then kk comes in his sense and said.
Kk: ha bolo.
Dk: kaha khoye huye the aap?
Kk: kahi nhi acchha tum ek baat batao darsh.
Dk: puchho.
Kk: kya ho agar Tumhari chaps aur do Bhai behan agar humare saath ho toh.
Dk (in confusion): mtlb main kuchh samjha nhi.
Kk: mtlb ye ki tumhe kaisa lagega aur tumse ek saal bade tumhare do Bhai behan ya sirf do behne ya do Bhai ho.
Aur wo tumhare saath yaha ho aur Tumhari ek chaps bhi ho aur wo tino yaha humare sath humari family mein rahe to tumhe kaisa lagega?
Dk (happily): ye bhi koi puchhne wali baat hai chaks obisouly mujhe acchha lagega.
Kk: sirf acchha ya phir bohot acchha.
Dk: bohot...bohot acchha. (In happily)
Waise aap ye sab mujhse kyon puchh rahe ho.
Aapko masi ke baare mein pata chal gya kya?
Kk (shockingly): tumhe apne masi ke bare mein kaise PATA?
Dk: actually uss din jab fufa ji bua ko sab kuchh bata rhe the tab Maine unki sari baate chhupkar sunn Li thi.
Mujhe jyadaa kuchh toh samjh mein nhi aaya lekin mujhe pata chla ki mistake aapki hai.
Isliye jab Tak aap meri masi aur brother SISTER ko lekar nhi aayenge tak main aapse kabhi baat nhi karunga kbhi nhi.
Just then Krish says something but Darsh walks away getting angry with Krish then Krish says in his mind.
Kk: aap jis din apne mayke ja rahi thi tab mujhse puchha tha na ki aap meri kaun hai. Uss time to hume humare pyaar ka ahsaas bhi nhi tha isliye maine use friendship ka naam Diya tha.
But Now you are my wife and mother of my children, so I will definitely bring you with me.
And then Krish leaves his room.
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