A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
He's mostly always the one giving it
Unless there was a switch during the time
period he would prefer to do aftercare
Yet even if you offered he still wants you to
feel most loved
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
For him its his mouth,
Especially since he has a long thick tongue
He gotta use the advantages😈
And of yours its your
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He prefers to NUT on your back/or/stomach
bro blasts everywhere yet if you do ask
he can (im not saying that word again)
inside of you🥰😍🦶👩🦲🦅
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I dont know why
I dont know how
But if you WERE top one day
i dont think he would ever be bottom again
(secretly a bitttttt submissive)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He's never been with anybody except for
You so he isn't too experienced but
he's good at what he does
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
(i dont even know what the fuck that is
Okay i searched it)
the one where you put your legs on his shoulders
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's serious when he wants to be
Mainly a goofball making jokes
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He's got hair.. there?
He has it on his chest and thighs yet
its not really most visible as you think it
would be
none where his ermm COCK is
though
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Like i already said
He likes to make joked every now and
then but serious face on when
It's something kinky (im gonna kms)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He really can't do it if your presence
isn't in the room
it's almost impossible for him
to even try to get off at just
the thought of you so he's just there
waiting till your available
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He has pretty normal ones
Like degrading, Shaming
Not anything weird or out of the ordinary
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
In you two's room or on your couch
He really doesn't want to anywhere else
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If you just tease him the slightest with
a dirty joke its like magic watching the
spot in his pants grow
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
He can't actually hurt you
it ruins what he feels and if he were to
actually end up hurting you he would
start begging on his knees for you to
accept his apology
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he's honestly good at giving he prefer's
Your pleasure over his
Yet he cant turn down the offer of
receiving either
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends on how you acted before you two
really got in action
Like if your teasing and drop a few
flirts along the way he's gonna be rougher
And if your patient he's gonna be a
lot more careful with you
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's alright with them
He doesn't really like them too much
Because ew public and
ouhh longer pleasee
But he cant be too picky because
it can at least get him off until you two
can go back home
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He Can take risks, but then again
he's kinda scared to
Like he already doesn't like
quickies because public so he
isn't a big risk taker either
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Five.
He's strong and healthy
Not emotionally well But at least
he's strong and healthy
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He owns like three
But uses none
He'd rather die then replace you
with rubber or plastic in the shape of
a penis
Unless your the one using them on him-
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
A lot, and he's proud of it too
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's in the middle of loud and quiet
Quied is my new word
he makes groans and mumbles every now
and then but thats it
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
im not good at these☹️
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
HE'S NINE INCHES YALL🗣️🗣️🗣️
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
not to big not too small
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After after care
that kinda makes sense
right when he's cuddling you praising you
about you good you were for him
he kinda just looks away from you for a second then passes out
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that was end
banhammer is one of my top three characters (i love banhamer)