Texting Lee know

De Randomstxy

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Author; What would you like for today? Readers: We'd like a classic cliche wrong number, a side of Chaos, a d... Mais

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[01] Hottie from the party
[02] It begins with a sext
[03] Hot as hell
[05] My lovely wife
[06] Kindergartener
[07] Its so immature
[08] Why are you gay?
[09] Karate chop
[10] A flustered Mess
[11] I am confusion
[12] Creepy fuck
[13] Corrupt you soon
[14] Chicken legs
[15] Divorced couple
[16] I'm sorry, Jagiya
[17] Sleep with your eyes open
[18] Three Minhos in a pod
[19] You're an angel
[20] You're being distant
[21] Maniacs are typing. . .
[22] They grow up so fast
[23] Trouble in Paradise?
[24] You're an idiot
[25] I hate you for real
[26] Hurt
[27] This is what I deal with
[28] I just went through a break up
[29] Operation love doctors
[30] Evil laughing committee
[31] Fucking Lee
[32] Crazy for you
[33] What have I done to deserve this?
[34] Run if you wish to live
[35] Rant away, babe
[36] Rant buddies
[37] A decent man
[38] You hurt my feelings
[39] His tralala (sorry 😭)
[40] Enemies with benefit
[41] I like nerds
[42] Fourth Kitty
[43] She's not chill with it
[44] You're an idiot
[45] Two faced devil
[46] Cuddle buddies
[47] What the fuck
[48] Wait until tonight

[04] I have abs

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De Randomstxy

Pervy Asshole
Oh my God
Chris, I accidentally texted

this fucking rude number-

Can you believe the nerve
of it calling me a child?

I'm a fucking hot ass male

Hottie from the party
I can't tell of you're drunk
Or just dumb?

Pervy Asshole
😒😒

Its you

Why are you still here?

Hottie from the party
Because you love me
and you'll die without me.

Pervy Asshole
That is the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard

Hottie from the party
Read*

Boy, square the fuck up!

Pervy Asshole
Bro, I got 2nd belt in both Taekwondo and Martial Arts. 

One punch and you're dead

Hottie from the party
Aww, with your baby hands?

Pervy Asshole
Dude, I'd choke you with my hands

and you'd say thank you

Hottie from the party
Ew tf?

You probably have noodle arms
and sausage fingers.

Toothpick ass legs
and stomach as large as a drum.

Pervy Asshole
Hey! I HAVE ABS

AND A TONED BODY

YOU'D DIE JUST TO TOUCH IT

Hottie from the party
No, I'd die after touching that.

Pervy Asshole
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Hottie from the party
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Hi, how are you?

As always Lee (> •-•)> will be taking your votes and comments

Thanks for reading
Cya💚

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