Pepperoni: "It's a Karl!"
Anchovy: "Karl Wolff?"
Pepperoni: "No!"
Anchovy: "Then Karl what?"
Pepperoni: "Karl, the self-propelled siege mortar! That thing has a 600 mm cannon!"
Anchovy: "600!? Our CV-33 has an 8 mm, so how many times is that?"
Pepperoni: "Can't you do division? It's 7.5 times!"
Carpaccio: "It's 75."
They watched the thing fire, causing a massive explosion where the shell landed.
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Kodama: "The sudden approval of this weapon... was made for this match, wasn't it?"
Tsuji: "Please don't try and make excuses."
Kodama: "Is it really okay to include an open-top weapon as a tank?"
Tsuji: "It's just a matter of perspective."
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Momo: "Three Pershings are surrounding the Karl! President! Pull back!"
Anzu: "Let's attack it with our four tanks!"
Yuzu: "That's too reckless!"
Anchovy: "It's as reckless as eating raw pasta!"
Pepperoni: "We can only retreat!"
Noriko: "Wait! I have an idea!"
Anzu: "Are we getting on top of it again?"
Taoko: "No, we can't get on top of the Karl, but..."
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Rosehip: "Why, you little!"
The Karl's shell exploded in front of her tank, causing her tank to jump a little.
Darjeeling: "Rosehip, come back."
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Anzu: "That sounds pretty good!"
Momo: "Are you sure...?"
Noriko: "Hey Jatkosota? Can you hear me? We need your help for this plan!"
Mika: "I think this plan is pointless."
Aki: "Then, you're going to ignore their orders?"
Mika: "But I trust their decision."
Then, one of the most famous scenes in the entire franchise starts.
Mikko opened her little window, and started the engine.
Mika: "Let's go."
The drove forward, speeding out of the bushes and making a jump to get to the three Pershings. It drifted around one and shot it, leaving only two Pershings left.
???: "Platoon, give chase!"
Two Pershings followed the BT-42.
Aki: "Is this one of the essential battles of life that we must go through?"
Mika: "Probably."
Then, we see the Type 89 with the CV-33 on its back.
The Type 89 and the Hetzer start crossing the bridge when the Karl turns to them.
Anchovy: "It's looking straight at us!"
It fires, missing, but practically destroying a part of the bridge.
The BT-42, now below the bridge, goes through the part where debris is falling. A Pershing gets stuck, getting its barrel crushed by a falling rock.
Aki: "One tank left!"
Mika: "Miiko, on your left!"
Miiko: "Uh oh..."
The BT-42 gets tripped by the Pershing, causing it to tumble over and crash. This resulted in the tracks of the BT-42 falling off.
However, much to the Pershing's disbelief, the BT-42 now switches to using the Christie suspension.
Mikko: "Don't underestimate the Christie suspension!"
Now, back on the bridge, the Type 89 stops, causing the CV-33 to launch forward, with Anchovy trying to shoot the barrel with it's 8 mm gun. However, it just crashed, causing it to land upside down.
We see the BT-42 and the Pershing running circles around a pole that is holding the bridge up.
Mika: "Ready up!"
After the Pershing fired, the BT-42 reversed behind it.
Noriko: "The operation's a failure! Pull back!"
Anzu: "'Chovy, can you spin your tracks around?"
Anchovy: "Don't boss me around! Who do you think I am!?"
Anzu: "I'll make potato pasta if you do!"
Anchovy: "Pasta!?"
Pepperoni: "Pastaaaa..."
The tracks start turning, to which the Hetzer drives up, using the CV-33 as a ramp, flies up, and shoots the Karl in the muzzle, taking it out.
Anzu: "Success!"
The Hetzer is somehow still alive.
Now, the BT-42 is chasing the Pershing. The BT speeds up, drifts to the side, but get's shot in it's left wheels. So, Mikko just drives balancing on the right wheels.
The now slanted tank goes up to the Pershing.
Mika: "Tulta! (Fire!)"
The Pershing and BT exchange shots, taking each other out.
Mika: "I wish everyone best of luck!"
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We now see all the tanks beginning to approach the amusement park.
Yukari: "BT-42, two Panthers, a T-34, an IS-2, a KV-2, and old Type 97 and a new one. A total of 8 tanks is knocked out."
Saori: "But, but, we knocked out the Karl and five Pershings!"
Hana: "That makes it... twenty-three to twenty-five!"
Saori: "We lost so many..."
Mako: "No, it's good we held on for so long."
Yukari: "Thanks to everyone from Jatkosota!"
Anchovy: "And us!"
Yukari: "Of course!"
Carpaccio: "It's all thanks to your volleyball team and President!"
Nishi: "Miss Nishizumi! Two of our tanks were knocked out. I am very sorry for that!"
Miho: "It's alright!"
Katyusha: "I'm the only one left..."
Darjeeling: "It's alright. At least you're here, Katyusha."
Katyusha: "I know!"
Miho: "Sorry! That was my fault. I thought we could fight on equal grounds."
Maho: "You're going by the book too much."
Y/n: "Yeah, we should do things a bit differently. Miho, think back. We never followed conventional Tankery strategies! So let's do the same thing again!"
Maho: "Exactly. Just fight according to your style."
Kay: "Please tell us your orders, Commander."
Miho: "We'll cooperatively fight a limited war, and each school should fight according to their own style."
Erika: "Cooperating as a makeshift team?"
Maho: "A makeshift team is still a team."
Miho: "We'll reassign teams, and then head to the point."
Kay: "Okay!"
Miho: "Over there, encounter battles will become easier for us."
Darjeeling: "That's true."
Anzu: "But that place would also be our last stand! We're good at those kinds of battles!"
Anchovy: "Same for Anzio!"
Y/n: "Really? Isn't your strategy just to gather all your tankettes and just use them as a shield?"
Anchovy: "Ehh..."
Miho: "Anyways, Panzer Vor!"
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We see the Ooaral team advancing in the amusement park, noticing the multiple different rides and POIs.
Darjeeling: "This is shaping up to be an interesting battle"
Assam: "All due respect, but according to data, this is shaping up to be a tough battle..."
Pekoe: "We're ready for it."
Darjeeling: "'Destiny is unfaithful'. The disadvantaged side might not always be the one that loses. Right, Commander?"
Miho: "Right. Let us all do our best and fight according to our abilities!"
Aya: "Our own abilities..."
Azusa: "What kind of abilities?"
Nishi: "Charge? No, that's not it..."
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Rumi: "Everyone, move towards the theme park."
The camera pans and we see the entire University All-Star team advancing towards the amusement park.
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Maho: "Southern main gate, deployment complete!"
Nishi: "Western back gate, deployment also complete!"
Darjeeling: "Eastern utility gate, deployment complete."
Y/n: "Central plaza here, we'll finish in three minutes."
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Pepperoni: "For real, Duce!?"
Anchovy: "Yes for real!"
Carpaccio: "Won't we get spotted?"
Anchovy: "A tankette won't get spotted so easily."
They were driving their tankette on the track of a rollercoaster.
Carpaccio: "But, if we are, we'll have nowhere to run!"
Anchovy grabbed her binoculars.
Anchovy: "Enemies amassing at the southern main gate!"
Yukari: "Are they going to break in through the center?"
Miho: "First formation, please hurry to the southern main gate. Everyone at the northern back gate and the eastern utility gate please stay aware! Everyone from Saunders, please await my orders!"
Anchovy: "About three minutes..."
Pepperoni: "They're going really fast!"
Anchovy: "They're going fast on purpose to stir up the dust! They're probably trying to look more intimidating."
Pepperoni: "It's some sort of trick! Just like our 'Operation Macaroni'!"
Carpaccio: "I don't think that's the same thing."
Miho: "Get ready for combat!"
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Azusa: "They're coming. Keep a cool head, girls."
They waited, and only a few shots had been fired from the University All-Stars team.
Maho: "Fire!"
They exchanged shots with the University team.
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Anchovy: "Damn, I can't see anything..."
Pepperoni: "I'm jealous... I want to fight on the field."
Carpaccio: "It's weird... the rain stopped but there's still so much dust..."
Anchovy: "That's not dust! It's a smokescreen! We've been tricked! Commander, it was a diversion! The dust is a smokescreen!"
Darjeeling: "It's the sixth stratagem. 'Make a sound in the east, then strike in the west'."
Miho: "Nishi! The enemy are trying to enter at your location! Reinforcements from Saunders are coming to your aid! Get ready for combat!"
Nishi: "Understood!"
Tamada: "Alright! We charge the enemy at full speed! It's time we regain our honor!"
Hosomi: "Chi-Ha-Tan's special mass charge!"
Fukuda: "With all due respect, please hear me out! If we charge recklessly and get ourselves eliminated, that'd be a real shameful thing to do!"
Tamada: "What was that?"
Hosomi: "Fukuda! Are you looking down on our school's traditions?"
Fukuda: "I'm sorry!"
Nishi: "Well, hold on. Fukuda, do you have some sort of plan?"
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We see the eastern utility gate get shot down, and Rosehip charges in.
Rosehip: "Chaffee, let's have some fun!"
The Crusader fired a shot, bouncing off the tank.
Darjeeling: "Rosehip, come back!"
The Crusader quickly drifted around and started driving back, almost getting knocked out.
The tank that appears turns out to be a T28 super heavy tank.
Anchovy: "What the hell!? They have a T28 super heavy?"
Saori flipped through her book of tanks.
Saori: "Which one is it... this one?"
She pointed at the Russian T-28.
Miho: "It's a heavy tank, so it's probably that one."
She pointed to the right one this time.
Darjeeling: "We should've brought a Tortoise."
Pekoe: "But we don't have one!"
Anchovy: "This is Duce here, I'm pretty sure this is the enemy main force!"
Miho: "Saunders, please help out at the eastern utility gate!"
Kay: "Already headed there!"
Miho: "Ooarai teams, please head there too!"
Pekoe: "Looks like a Jabberwock."
Darjeeling: "Or rather, a Bandersnatch..."
The tanks gathered the utility gate could not penetrate the front of the tank.
Y/n: "We can't penetrate it's armor. It's too thick at the front."
With the main team of Ooarai being at this gate, the two main forces clashed.
However, with the overwhelming strength of the armor on the T28, the University All-Star team managed to push through.
Darjeeling: "Fall back two blocks."
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Megumi(radio): "This is Megumi Company. We've broken through the eastern utility gate. Heading to Point Z as planned."
Alice: "Got it."
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Tamada: "Commander Nishi! Our comrades are in danger! Shouldn't we get in there and charge the enemy?"
Nishi: "Don't say that, Tamada! This is part of the plan too!"
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Katyusha: "Just four tanks... It's like they're here to draw our attention... what should we do?"
Maho: "Got it. We'll go. Erika, if you would."
Erika: "Understood!"
The Tiger II came out from the cover, drifted around some bushes, bouncing two shells. Then, it took out a Pershing.
The next Pershing was destroyed by Maho.
Finally, Katyusha took out another Pershing, and the Chaffee retreated.
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The University All-Star team's tanks began entering the northern back gate.
While the Pershings were advancing, a Chi-Ha shot at them, luring them to it's location.
That's when a Ha-Go that was in the water with a duck balloon tied to it's turret shot down the tracks of the first Pershing.
Another Chi-Ha was under a boat, and shot the tracks of the last Pershing, effectively trapping them.
A Chi-Ha came out of another boat, taking out a Pershing.
They wanted to get another shot in, but the Pershing had turned it's turret already, causing them all to start retreating.
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Miho: "Their goal is to separate our formation with their firepower and take us out one by one!"
Kay: "We're not gonna let them split us up!"
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"This is the southern main gate, we're retreating to the north!"
"This is the western back gate, track repair completed! The enemy's defense is unexpectedly comprehensive, and they've resorted to guerilla tactics!"
Alice: "We're changing tactics. If they refuse to split up, don't force it."
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The Pershings are going through an amusement park zoo area, with fake animals everywhere.
Tamada: "Is it time yet, Commander?"
Nishi: "Not yet..."
Tamada: "I think it's about time!"
Nishi: "Not yet..."
Tamada: "I'm already at my limit!"
Nishi: "Hey! Quit moving! The balloons are delicate!"
The Chi-Ha's balloon popped.
Nishi: "Crap! Retreat!"
Luckily, no Chi-Has or Ha-Gos were harmed.
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The T28 broke through a building.
Azusa: "Here it comes!"
Y/n: "We're being flanked! Run into alleys in the west! Drive counterclockwise at the dome plaza in front!"
Azusa: "Which way is west!?"
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Maho: "This is front gate team. Judging by the Chaffee's movements, they probably set a trap somewhere. Keep that in mind, utility gate team."
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Darjeeling: "This is the rear guard. Their attack seems dispersed... It's strange."
Y/n: "They're probably leading us into a trap. Dammit! We're stuck between a rock and a hard place."
The IS-3 took out another Pershing.
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Aki: "Excellent! They're knocking down Pershings left and right! Everyone's doing so well!"
Mika: "It will take more than that to win."
Aki: "Why are you always so negative?"
Mika: "Just wait and see."
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Hana: "This is bad, isn't it..."
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Anchovy: "Not there! Going there won't work!"
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Y/n: "Crap... they really got us surrounded... utility gate is surrounded here at point OY."
Miho: "Southern main gate team, west back gate team, please head to point OY! We're headed there as well. Please stop the encirclement!"
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Nishi: "We've been tricked! They're going to regroup! That's why there was no one here the entire time!"
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The M3 Lee is seen outside the encirclement, as they couldn't navigate where west was.
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Nishi: "Go! Drive a wedge in enemy lines!"
The four Japanese fell into the encirclement as well.
Some Pershings prevented the main gate team and Miho from helping, keeping them under fire. Finally, the All-Star team began closing the encirclement.
Azumi: "Encirclement complete."
Megumi: "This match is so one sided, it breaks my heart..."
Rumi: "Leave the rest to us!"
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Aya: "I can't really see from here but it doesn't look good!"
Karina: "We'll charge in and destroy the enemies!"
Ayumi: "It's impossible with just one tank!"
Azusa: "But we gotta do something!"
Saki tapped her on the shoulder.
Azusa: "Saki! Forget the butterfly, we're in the middle of a match!"
Saki turned around.
Saki: "Ferris wheel."
Azusa: "Right! The Ferris wheel!"
Aya: "I see!"
The M3 Lee drove up to the Ferris wheel, aiming with the two guns at the point the Ferris wheel is connected to the beams.
Azusa: "Alright! Let 'Operation Mifune' begin! Fire!"
They shot down the Ferris wheel, causing it to begin rolling towards the encircled tanks.
Azusa: "We did it!"
Aya: "Saki is a genius!"
Karina: "Retreat!"
They had to drive away, almost being crushed by the rolling Ferris wheel.
Aya: "Wait, isn't it stupid to run in a straight line?"
Karina: "Oh, right!"
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Rumi: "What's that!?"
The Ferris wheel rolled down, causing chaos and almost running over many tanks.
Caesar: "A Tsar tank!?"
Erwin: "A Panjandrum!?"
Kay: "Wow!"
The wheel rolled through the encirclement, and Rosehip, controlling it by firing her machine gun.
Now, all the tanks began doing the same, keeping the wheel up and preventing any All-Star tanks from advancing.
Y/n: "I didn't think they could do that. Amy, fire!"
The IS-3's shot pushed the wheel and gave it more speed, causing a gap to open in the encirclement.
Y/n: "Alright! Tanks, advance!"
They all followed the Ferris wheel out the encirclement.
Darjeeling: "What should we do now, Commander?"
Miho: "All enemy tanks are in the park now; we'll fight using plan F."
Anchovy was still on the rollercoaster rails.
Anchovy: "I'll be your GPS!"
Miho: "Our tanks are much more dispersed than our enemies, so please take note of where your allies are!"
Then the Ferris wheel slowed down and crashed over.
Darjeeling: "The Ferris wheel is about to stop."
"Ferris-senpai, thanks for the help!"
"Bye bye, Ferris-chan!"
"Take care!"
"See you!"
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Ayumi: "So, what should we do now?"
Yuuki: "Be a heavy tank killer!"
Karina: "I don't think so..."
Azusa: "There must be a better way for us to fight!"
Aya: "Like what?"
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Anchovy: "We're close to our destination."
Sodoko: "Activate the thing!"
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Reira: "Oiii, now is the time to pull back, Katusha!"
Katyusha: "Since when were we on a first name basis?"
Y/n: "Since we defeated you in the championships?"
Katyusha: "So what? You won once by luck!"
Suzuki: "Sure sure, Kat-chan!"
Katyusha: "That's not better!"
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Tamada: "Tamada here, I can hardly breathe, and my body is giving out!"
We see her tank have a flat duck balloon.
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Then, the IV and the Hetzer drive past Thomas the Tortoise, and into a maze.
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Rosehip: "We're here!"
Erwin: "All correct, Master Arm, on, fire!"
The StuG managed to take out a Pershing, as it had a disguise cardboard covering it up.
Erwin: "Anzio's tradition; 'Operation Macaroni Zwei' is a success!"
Caesar: "Okay! Onto the next spot!"
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We then see a some tanks driving through a wild west themed area.
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Erwin: "Master Arm, on, fire!"
They disguised as a vending machine this time.
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Reira: "We're surrounded, Geronimo!"
Hoshino: "What should we do, Geronimo?"
Katyusha: "Who the hell is Geronimo!? Just drive through the buildings! These are all sets, we'll be alright!"
Reira: "Understood, Geronimo!"
The two Pershings turned around to see no one, and the Tiger (P) had exited out of a building wall, taking out a Pershing.
Another Pershing was taken out by Y/n, and the last one was taken out by the Chi-Nu.
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We then see the maze, where the IV is getting chased by a Pershing and a Chaffee.
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We see the Japanese and the Type 89 hiding themselves in a small room with inflatables, getting chased by two Pershings.
Through various confusion tactics, they manage to take out the two Pershings.
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Rumi: "The hedges are way to tight to turn the turret. Just focus on following her."
"Understood!"
The Chaffee drove forward, and the IV had rotated it's turret, taking it out.
"Sorry! We got taken out!"
Rumi: "Need reinforcements! One Pershing and one Chaffee! Outnumber and surround her!"
And that concludes it for the second last chapter of Der Film! If any of you are wondering, I don't have access to Das Finale, so I can't write about it. However, what I CAN write is the Anzio OVA, which I will be! Until then!