The mentally ill family
[Name] went online
[Name]:
Who's gonna tell me that u ain't supposed to swallow gum??
Jeff:
we weren't???
ive been doing that for my entire life
Masky:
Can I ask why you haven't gotten kicked out yet?
[Name]:
bc ur admins sucks at trying to kick a child out.
i mean how hard could it be???
Ben:
Kid u hacked in and im srsly tryna find a way to kick u out.
[Name]:
skill issue!!!!
Toby:
skill issue!!!!
Ben:
Toby shut up you hoe.
Sally went online
Sally:
Hello [Name]!
wanna play games online with me? :D
Slendy gave me permission to play games on Ben's computer!
Ben:
WHAR
[Name]:
I'd be delighted to play with you!! 😋
wanna play uno online then?
Sally:
Sure! :D
Toby:
Hey I wanna join too >:(
[Name]:
anyone who wants to join can join 😋
i'm a god at this game anyway!!!
Ben:
u wanna bet???
i'm gonna use my alt.
Jeff:
i can't believe this child is playing games with some of us.
[Name]:
Just admit u r too scared to get beaten by me in uno :3
Jeff:
i'll join.
Jane:
LMAOOO bro got persuaded by a child 💀
Jeff:
its called putting her in her place dumbass
[Name]:
don't insult miss Jane you rat >:(
Jane:
Ty [Name] :)
Liu:
LMAOOOOO
Jeff:
[Name] when i catch u its gonna be over.
[Name]:
did u not failed trying to track me down??
u failed like 4 times too
Zero:
THAT'S TRUE I'VE SEEN BEN AND JEFF TRYING TO TRACK U DOWN
THEY FAILED SO HARD BEN CRACKED HIS SCREEN
Ben:
STFU ZERO
Jason the dollmaker:
IMAGINE
L
[Name]:
Embarrassing!!!!
Jeff:
just wait until i beat u in uno.
[Name]:
Nuh uh 🗣️
Jeff:
FYM NUH UH
[Name]:
NUH UH 🗣️
Ben:
[NAME] GET ON
[Name]:
TELL ME YOUR USERNAME DUMB ELF
Ben:
Dark_Link4269
[Name]:
Wth is that username 💀
Toby:
LMFAO IT SUCKS RIGHT????
Puppeteer:
That username is actually so bad.
Jeff:
i told u the kid would make fun of you.
Ben:
SHUT UP IT WASN'T ME WHO MADE THE USERNAME
[Name]:
WHO ESLE MADE IT HUHHH
Whatever get on losers
except for you sally you deserve better
Sally:
Thank you? :D
[Name]:
:3
anyways my username is
*Insert username*
Ben:
Wow that username sucks.
[Name]:
okay then "Dark_Link4269"
sounds like a kid made it.
Ben:
FUCK OFF KID
[Name]:
WHATEVER JOIN MY LOBBY SMH
IT'S CALLED "Princess Sparkle's kingdom" :3
Ben:
THAT NAME SUCKS
[Name]:
U SUCK U GREEN BEAN
Ben:
WHEN I CATCH YOU ITS OVER
Jeff:
YEAAA
Toby:
Start the goddamn match and stop fighting omg.
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"HAHAHA YES!" You said as you put a +4 to Jeff.
As you can see, you guys were playing Online Uno, and you were completely just bullying the life outta Jeff, making him spam you multiple times.
"NAH YOU MAD AIN'T YOU WAHAHAHAHAH!" Laughing as you grabbed your phone.
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Jeff (Emo, depressed and stupid guy)
Jeff:
YOU CHETATRER
HOD DARE U
NO HWY R U GIVNG ME MOER +4
UBATSETRARD
IHAGTET FU
OGMOGMIB
FKCU YUO
ILL KGILL U
SFUTPIFD KID
[Name]:
U MAD
U SO MAD
IMAGINE
L
L
BOZO
GETTING REKT BY A CHILD
IMAGINE
Jeff:
FUKGJH OFF
IM NFIDNGING UR HOUSE
[Name]:
DO IT
DO IT
LFMAMOAOAOAOOA
Jeff:
DIE
DEI
DIE
DIE
[Name]:
well aren't u a ball of sunshine!!!
ain't no way u just left the game
its just a game dude
Jeff:
u r stupid.
i hate u.
[Name]:
Thanks bestie!!!!!
aw damn i wanted to put another +2 :(
Jeff:
FUKC U
omg [NAME] WHEN I CATCH YOU [NAME]
[Name]:
L+Ratio+Bozo+Emo+Edgy
imagine???
Jeff:
holy shit i need ben to track u down.
im so angry rn
[Name]:
take a chill pill bestie
:3
Jeff:
i hate u and that stupid face.
im not ur bestie you friend-less bitch
[Name]:
how dare u.
my besties is Bloody Painter, Miss Jane, Toby, Sally and many more!!!!
Jeff:
no they arent u dumb kid
[Name]:
YES THEY R OMG
U R SO MAD U DONT HAVE FRIENDS
Jeff:
IM NOT MAD
YOU KID
[Name]:
L
L
L
L
Jeff:
KYS
KYS
KYS
KYS
Jeff has blocked your number
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"I think bro got a little too mad..." You giggled as you put your phone down, you can just hack into his dms anyway.
Sadly, the winner ended up being Ben. You thought that he might be cheating again.
"He probably is..." You frowned at the thought.
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Jeff threw his phone across the room.
"WHEN I CATCH YOU [NAME]-"
"Jeff stop fucking screaming just because [Name] is better than you." Ben interrupted as he crossed his arms.
"Oh fuck off, only because you won in Uno. Chihuahua looking ass." Jeff showed a middle finger at Ben before grabbing his knife that was stuck on the ceiling.
"Whatever, you're just mad I'm better." Ben put his hands on his hips proudly.
"I AM NOT MAD YOU-"
"Holy fuck p-please shut the f-fuck up." Toby walked over to the screaming idiot.
"We have a mission, an important one too. You really don't want to disobey boss, you know how he acts." Toby reminded the both as they frowned.
"Seriously, I also have to go too? Just what is this mission anyway?" Ben leaned on to the wall, raising his eyebrow.
"Slender will give you the details when he calls you." Toby said as he walked away.
Jeff and Ben looked quite confused at firsts, but they thought it was probably just about .̵͉̋.̷̨̐.̴̻̃.̶̪̇ ̵̼̌.̸̱̈́.̴̧̎ ̸̹́-̵͊͜-̷̰̈́
They both sighed.
"...So you still mad at [Name]?" Ben reminded.
"FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE TWAT-"
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"I'm so boredddd..." You whined as you rolled in your bed.
You then got up from your bed and grabbed your beloved phone.
"I think I'll just go online to text these crackheads." You said as you got a notification from a somebody.
You decided to check it out.
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999-9999-99X has requested to chat with you
999-9999-99X
[Name]:
Hello! May I ask who you are, and how you got my number?
oh WAITTT u r mr twig man from the rp pasta chat!
lemme change the name rq
999-9999-99X is named "Slenderman"
Slenderman:
Child, I am not called "Mr. Twig man."
[Name]:
Well u r now!!!
anyways
whaddya want
omg do u wanna be my bestie?
Slenderman:
No.
[Name]:
so dry!!! drink some water bestie :(
Slenderman:
I'm not your "bestie" child.
I'm here to ask somethings with you.
[Name]:
is it me making jeff mad that he told me to kill myself like 4 times
Slenderman:
What.
[Name]:
or is it the fact that ben wants to be beat me in pokemon???
Slenderman:
I'm quite concerned.
Do you find all of this normal, child?
[Name]:
first i'm like not even a child no moreeee
im 11
thats way far from being a child!
Slenderman:
You are a child.
[Name]:
HOW DARE U
how dare u speak the truth
bestie this aint u :(
Slenderman:
For the last time, I'm not your "bestie".
And I'm here to ask you something since you live near the incident that happened earlier.
[Name]:
right
So? What's the question?
Slenderman:
Is there suspicious activity that is somehow similar to the incident?
[Name]:
I heard that this murderer has been around for a while.
It's the first time I've seen them summon their own "clones".
You're talking about the girl, with the red dress and the kitsune mask right?
Slenderman:
Yes, child.
Second question, how far away are you from this "incident"?
[Name]:
I'm actually not that far, just a few blocks away.
You aren't gonna track me down are you?
omg wait if u come here we can have a sleepover
wouldnt that be fun????
Slenderman:
Off topic.
[Name]:
mb jit
also y r u asking me this.
im 11
a LITERAL child
Slenderman:
Didn't you say you weren't a child?
[Name]:
.
erm.
u saw nothing.
anyways!!! since we're like gossiping.
Slenderman:
This is not gossiping it's a serious matter.
[Name]:
shhh
lemme speak
so i have this gossip that my neighbor
lets call her susan
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6:58 PM
[Name]:
so susan thought it would a good idea to call layla a whore??
like???
Slenderman:
Language.
[Name]:
and so layla beat susan's bitch ass into her place
just like a queen she is
sadly layla passed away near the forest :(
also speaking of slender forest
i heard sally lives nearby, so do u live with sally?
Slenderman:
Where did you hear that?
[Name]:
she told me :3
so do u?
Slenderman:
Yes.
[Name]:
omg wait do u rp-ers actually live nearby the forest???
do u guys want me to visit u
i'll bring more stories and we can have a blast!!!
Slenderman:
Child, I don't think that's quite a good idea.
There's sightings of murderers and many people died there.
[Name]:
omg i'll be fine bestie!
besides u live near the forest like how does that make any sense anyway
Slenderman:
Goodness, I wonder how the group chat deals with you.
[Name]:
We on crack fr fr 🗣️
Slenderman:
Don't do drugs, child.
[Name]:
calm down bestie im not taking any bad substance
also do u wanna hear another gossip story
Slenderman:
Maybe next time, child.
We'll be investigating someone.
[Name]:
i wish u luck then!
Slenderman went offline
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"Mr. Slendy! who were you texing?" Sally peeked through the door where Slenderman was sitting in his chair.
"A certain somebody." Slenderman replied, getting up from his chair.
"I'll be doing some work, you stay with the others at home." Slenderman rubs Sally's head as he walked out the room.
He's got some important work to do.