Stray Kids - The Chat

De Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Mais

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

democracy

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De Hazelflight38

February 8th, 4:00 AM 

STRAY KIDS

ilovefelix: PACIFY HER 

ilovehyunjin: SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES

seungtheman: YOUR getting on my nerves 

ilovehyunjin: :(

ilovefelix: shut up seungmin 

oldmanchan: you're*

seungtheman: stfu you old fogey 

oldmanchan: seungmin istg-

savagefetus: i just bought a dan heng il body pillow :)

pizzaslice: YOO DAN HENG?!

ilovehyunjin: bro i lost my 50/50 for him ;-;

seungtheman: L

Jisuck: DAN HENG IL MENTIONED?!?! BARK BARK ARF ARF DFJDF NEIGH QUACK 

ilovefelix: so real bestie

pizzaslice: bro. lee know, you just going to let him quack for another man like that? 

leeknow: nah dw i quack for dan heng as well hehe quack quack

seungtheman: WTF?! LEE KNOW?

Jisuck: QUack qUaCK

leeknow: HEHEHEHHEH QUACK QUACK NEIGH

oldmanchan: what the fuck. 

ilovefelix: bro someone fix lee know this is weird 

seungtheman: how did i put with this shit for the past 8 months bro 

ilovehyunjin: nah fr. 

seungtheman: FELIX YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THE BIGGEST CRACKHEADS HERE

ilovehyunjin: well paint me green and call me a pickle 

leeknow: QUACK

seungtheman: stop it.

seungtheman: I am literally this close to the edge rn 

Jisuck: hehe edging 

seungtheman: you are very unfunny.

savagefetus: quack quack 

seungtheman: shut up jeongin you stanky ahh i bet your booty cheeks smell like cheese sauce

Jisuck: GASP

savagefetus: WAHHHH WAHHHHH

leeknow: oh hell no i thought we were over this 

pizzaslice: CHAN can you turn it off?

Jisuck: nah this is fun

pizzaslice: go quack for dan heng or something 

leeknow: quack quack

savagefetus: WAAAHHHH WAHHHHHHHH

ilovefelix: jeez, was i whining like that back in the day? 

ilovehyunjin: you still whine like that hyunjin.

ilovefelix: oh

savagefetus: WAHHHHH WAAAHHH

oldmanchan: seungmin say sorry to jeongin

seungtheman: no.

oldmanchan: NOW

seungtheman: fuck you old man, i bet your ass probably smells like stinky tofu 

oldmanchan: SEUNGMIN. LAST WARNING.

seungtheman: fffiiiiiinnnee

seungtheman: sorry jeongin for calling you a stanky cheese encrusted bootycheek

savagefetus: ofc i forgive you seungmin :D

oldmanchan: there now everyone's happy!

leeknow: ...

pizzaslice: wtf just happened 

ilovefelix: Democracy

Jisuck: Democracy deez nuts 

oldmanchan removed Jisuck from the chat

seungtheman: finally. 

leeknow: dude no thats my bf 

leeknow added Jisuck from the chat

Jisuck: omg tysm for saving me <33

leeknow: yes ofc <33 

leeknow: NOW STOP GETTING KICKED FROM THE CHAT FOR FUCKS SAKE 

Jisuck: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY 

seungtheman: ...

pizzaslice: damn

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I have 160 pulls for Aventurine. 4 days left. I'm sticking him in my basement with his boyfriend Ratio, whether he likes it or not. 

Anyways, I'm a proud Kafka main :D

Now, have a great rest of your day (or night)!! 
















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